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You walk down a hallway
and come to a wooden chest.
Lord Gray Matter, what do you do?
I poke it with my dagger
to see if there are any traps.
There are no traps.
Fire Beak, what do you do?
- Billy?
- What?
You are Fire Beak.
Okay.
So what do you do?
I'm Fire Beak.
MARY: Hey, guys, I brought snacks.
Thanks, Mom.
What are y'all playing,
Chutes and Ladders?
Tam is teaching us Dungeons & Dragons.
Oh.
We're on a quest to find the pitchfork
of a devil named Baalzebul.
I'm Fire Beak.
And is this the devil?
No, he's just a monster
who doesn't wear pants.
Oh, I see.
Yes, oh, he's just hanging
right out there, isn't he?
Okay, well
You kids have fun.
ADULT SHELDON: My mother
didn't believe in elves,
fairies, or dragons.
George!
ADULT SHELDON: But she did
believe in the devil.
And she did not view him
as an appropriate playmate for her son.
MARY: George!
Nobody else is stronger than I am
Yesterday I moved a mountain
I bet I could be your hero
I am a mighty little man
I am a mighty little man.
I'm worried.
There are incantations in this
book to summon actual demons.
Is that how we wound up with you?
That's a good one.
I'm gonna give you that.
This is not a joke.
This is one of the children's games
we were warned about in church.
Then tell him to stop playing.
It's not that easy.
He's finally got a couple of friends.
I don't want to scare them off.
Well, when you're ready to scare kids,
you got this face locked and loaded.
All right, the other one was funny,
now you're just being a jackass.
(GEORGE SR.
LAUGHING)
I'm glad you're both amused,
but our little boy's soul
may be at stake.
Come on.
When I was a kid, we were
listening to Black Sabbath,
all that devil music.
Didn't hurt me.
Satan didn't get my soul.
What happened to it?
You trade it for some donuts?
You had that one coming.
(LAUGHS)
(CHICKENS CLUCKING)
Hello? Mr.
Sparks?
- Oh, hello, Mary.
- Got a minute?
Sure, what's up?
Um, I was just concerned about a
game that the boys were playing
and was wondering if you and
your wife knew about it.
A game?
Yes, a very disturbing one.
Well, what're we talking about?
Did you catch those boys
playing grab ass?
No.
Dungeons & Dragons.
So everybody's got their trousers up?
- Yes.
- What's the problem?
The game contains demonology,
which goes against
the teachings of the church.
But nobody's touching nothing, right?
No.
Well, then I don't quite know
what you're worried about.
- You don't?
- Nope.
I'm just thankful Billy
found some friends
and he ain't eating dirt
and crabgrass any more.
Some point, he just got a taste for it.
On an unrelated note, uh,
you doing something new with your hair?
It looks, uh, real pretty.
No, but thank you.
Okay, well, I'm gonna leave you to it.
- Smells good, too.
- All right.
Bye-bye.
Hey, you want chicken for dinner?
I'll slaughter a big one
for you right now.
I'm good.
I'll kill one in case
you change your mind.
Now which one of you's
tired of this life?
You.
Excuse me, Mr.
Nguyen?
Yes?
Hi, you don't know me.
I'm Sheldon's mother.
Ah, the smart boy.
Yes, the smart boy.
You are lucky.
To have a smart son is a great joy.
I do not have that joy.
Oh, I'm sure that's not true.
Listen, are you aware
that Tam and Sheldon
are playing Dungeons & Dragons?
Dungeons & Dragons?
Yes, and it's filled with
demons and satanic images.
- (SPEAKING VIETNAMESE)
-
So what is the problem with this game?
The problem is, it goes against
the teachings of the church.
All right.
Listen to me.
A problem is starving to death
in a Communist reeducation camp.
A problem is not seeing your family
for many years while
you remove land mines
from the Ho Chi Minh trail.
A game boys play with
make-believe demons,
not a problem.
Well I think they
can all be problems.
I'm sorry, I agree with you.
I will talk to Tam.
Oh, good.
Thank you.
Well, bye.
Nice meeting you.
Five dollars.
(CLOCK TICKING)
(CLEARS THROAT)
So, Pastor
How's things going at the church?
Please, call me Jeff.
And everything's going great
'cause I have the coolest boss.
I'm sorry, but I'm kind of
having a hard time
feeling the Holy Spirit
calling you Jeff.
I'm-I'm gonna stick with Pastor.
Sure.
Thank you, Pastor.
Yeah, that feels better.
So nice of you to
come over, Pastor Jeff.
He prefers Jeff.
I'm sticking with Pastor.
Wait, I changed my mind.
I'm going with PJ.
Brings to mind pajamas,
but that's fine, too.
Anyway, I'm sorry to drag you into this,
but it is demons,
so it's in your purview.
It is indeed.
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