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Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da
ba-da-ba-da-ba
Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da
Let's go!
We'll be there
A wink and a smile
and a great, old time
Yeah, we'll be there
Wherever we are,
there's fun to be found
We'll be there
when you turn that corner
We'll jump out the bush
With a big bear hug
and a smile
We'll be there
[Music]
[Chuckling]
Well, next time we hang out,
we'll race to see
who has the fastest private jet.
Okay, talk to you soon,
Mr.
Prime Minister.
[Cellphone beeps]
[Sunglasses clatter, intercom beeps]
It's 10:00 a.
m.
and I don't have my mocha latte!
[Panting] Sorry, sir.
Took me a while to find the 2%.
I wanted 3%, but I'll forgive you.
Oh! Any word form
the Action Buddies reboot?
Did they offer me the part yet?
The movie studio left a message
this morning.
They've, uh passed.
They said you're too cute
for an action movie.
[Spits] Too cute?!
Who do they
Nope.
[Sighs]
Whatever.
- What's on the schedule today?
- Ah, yes.
[Clears throat]
Busy day, sir.
You have your massage,
a trip to the factory, mani-pedi.
- Also, your 9:00 a.
m.
is here.
- My what?
Hey, everybody!
It's me, Nom Nom!
Just kiddin', buddy.
Heyoooo!
[Groans]
Oh, here we go.
Oh, man, Nom Nom,
this is like my dream office!
Ha! There's so many toys!
Oh, no way!
It's the Nom Nom bobble head!
[Laughs] Look at it go.
[Breaks]
Oop! Oops.
Wait a minute.
What are you even doing here?
- Security!
- Sir!
- Aah!
- That's me.
- I'm security, sir.
- Oh, right.
Wait, Nom Nom!
I know your time is precious.
It's just that, I really want
to pitch you my new movie.
- Movie? Hmm
- I think we should throw him out, sir.
Shh! I don't pay you to think.
Ugh! Okay.
You got 30 seconds.
That's great, 'cause 30 seconds
is all you'll need to
have your mind blown! Boom!
[Beep]
[Music]
Grizz: Crowbar Jones!
Who's the bear
that won't let you drown?
Crowbar Jones!
Ghost problem? Haha!
How 'bout no problem
when there's
Crowbar Jones!
Okay, stop.
[Sighs]
"Crowbar Jones"?
I don't have time
for your student films.
O-Okay, but
but hear me out.
Now, I know
what you're thinking.
"Crowbar Jones?
- How did it all begin?"
- Not really.
How did he become
an action hero?
How did he met
his sidekick, Pando?
- What even is a crowbar?
- [Groans] Why are you telling me this?!
Wait for it, wait for it
"Crowbar Jones: Origins,"
starring yours truly and
Tada!
Go on.
Here's the deal.
It's still a work in progress.
But if you like where it's going,
I would love for you
to be a part of it.
Come on, Nom Nom.
After all we've been through,
j-just hear me out.
- Please?
- Fine.
I will allow you to pitch it,
and if it's decent, I'll think
about being in your movie.
- [Gasps] Yes!
- But I've got a busy day today.
You're gonna have to show me
this film around my schedule.
- Got it?
- Yes! You got it, sir!
Now, prepare to have
all your questions answered.
[Beep]
[Music]
Welcome to jail, Dr.
Destructo.
Hope you brought a book,
'cause you're gonna be here
for 100 years.
Dr.
Destructo will
see you again, very soon.
[Humming]
- Great work.
- Ah, thank you, Captain.
If you keep this up, you will
put everyone out of a job.
[Both laugh]
I may be a rookie cop,
but I am hungry for justice.
A couple of the guys
are going to ice cream bar.
- What does rookie say?
- I wish I could go,
but I got three things
waiting for me back home
my supermodel girlfriend,
a delicious dinner,
and my sweet guitar.
[Ticking]
Sweetie, I'm home!
[Gasps]
No girlfriend?
[Dramatic music]
No dinner?
My tunes!
Wha No!
[Hyperventilating]
Huh? A left sock?
Dr.
Destructo: "Dr.
Destructo
told your girlfriend to leave,
ate your dinner
and hates your guitar.
Sorry, not sorry.
"
Nooooooo!
I'd never been so upset
in my entire life.
I'd lost everything.
Ice waiter thinks
you've had enough apple juice.
I'll tell you when
I've had enough apple juice!
Aaah!
But then something
changed my life.
"Join the Super Spy Program.
Requirements
having lost everything.
"
[Music]
Nom Nom: W-Wait.
Wait, pause!
I thought this was an
action movie about crowbars.
This is just a guy moping around.
Oh, no, trust me.
That's just the back story.
First, they start with
the slow, emotional stuff
and then boom!
Explosions and flying cars!
Now is when things go
into overdrive.
[Music]
Captain!
I wanna join the
Super Spy Program!
Okay.
Why not?
[Music]
Huh? What is this?
The process begins
combining new DNA.
[Whirring]
Captain: Strength of tiger.
Eyes of eagle.
Brain of frog.
[Siren blaring]
[Gun cocks]
[Siren stops]
[Music]
Yah!
Ahh!
Congratulations.
I won't rest until
the city is safe again
- from the clutches of Dr.
Destructo.
- Hooray.
Crowbar Jones and partner
will do great out there.
[Record scratches]
Wait.
Partner?
[Doorknob jiggling]
Huh?
Whoa! Ohh!
Ow.
Sorry I'm late, Captain.
I got locked inside
the bathroom again.
No way!
I work alone!
I don't need Rando over here
slowing me down.
First of all, my name is Pando.
And I also work alone.
Ice cop likes Pando.
Ice cop likes Jones.
Ice cop loves
togetherness.
Remember, with great power
- comes great car.
- Ooh! I'll drive!
What? No!
I'm the cool one.
Oh, boy.
I can't wait to drive
at a safe speed in this baby.
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