My husband's right there.
Richard, that bastard Ballentine,
he caught shingles from Typhoid Jonah.
He went blind with partial
paralysis and has to step down.
Oh, my God, that's awful.
No! That makes me I mean, you,
the governor of Iowa!
- Congratulations to us both.
- Oh, my God.
SELINA: So listen, you guys,
we have to start thinking
about the convention.
- Sure do.
- And possible veep candidates.
There are a lot of
people I want to snub.
- Ma'am.
- Yeah?
Check this out.
SELINA: Oh, my God! Is that Richard?
Governor Splett.
- SELINA: No!
- KENT: Yeah.
- (protestors shouting)
- SELINA: What the hell?
What's going on here?
I thought nobody gave
two Osama bin Shits
about the drone strike.
This is about killing elephants.
There's two things Americans
don't like to see get hurt:
animals, and white
girls on spring break.
KENT: The story is everywhere.
Peggy Noonan has a column
about Babar and American exceptionalism.
She's a dumb cunt.
Is this gonna affect
my numbers, ya think?
Yes.
(protesters shouting)
Oh, my God!
He's giving me the finger.
Look.
See?
(protesters shouting)
As many of you know,
it has been a difficult week for me
with the death of my dumb father
and my hot wife going into rehab.
Which, when you think about it,
kinda makes her hotter, ya know?
But with the Lord's
help, I got through it.
(applause)
And when I say Lord,
I mean Jesus Christ Almighty,
not the Jewish one.
(cheers, applause)
Now, there has been a lot of debate
about whether vaccines do
or do not kill people.
And they do That's just science.
But the other real
killer is diseases.
And how do these diseases
get into America?
- ALL: How?
- Immigrants.
- MAN: Kill 'em!
- Yeah Well, I mean,
we don't have to kill all of 'em.
There are some good immigrants.
Beyoncé?
Ms.
Brookheimer, do you
have anything to eat?
- Um, I've got gum and Advil.
- Ugh.
He had this carne asada that
I think was a family recipe.
That guy stays.
But we are not going to stop diseases
unless we close our borders!
- ALL: Yeah!
- From now on,
no one in, no one out!
Thank you.
No one in, no one out!
(knock on door)
- What? Wh-Who's there?
- It's Richard.
- Who? Ohh.
- Governor Richard Splett?
- Ohh.
- We brought you some flowers.
Word is out on you, Splett.
You're living proof
that the worst people in
politics always succeed.
I'll tell ya something else,
Splett.
Listen carefully.
Someday you'll be an
old man, and you'll
Governor, now that
you're a super-delegate,
have you given any thought as
to who you're gonna be
endorsing at the convention?
Isn't there any way I can
endorse all of them?
- (laughter)
- All right, thank you guys so much.
Pull up a chair, Splett.
I've never told anyone this before.
I have a daughter in California.
She doesn't know anything about me.
I've seen photographs
on the internet.
Did President Meyer find a way
to steal the nomination from me
like she stole South Carolina?
If you can't figure out how
to steal South Carolina,
you have no business being president.
I'm not gonna let them
take this from me.
I was right! I should be president!
That's not funny, Kent.
I haven't been funny since 1987.
I didn't come to North Carolina to lose.
I don't even like to change planes here.
(dramatic music plays)
I just wanna be president.
Do you want six almonds?
(screaming) No!
(music concludes)
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