The diary should've lost you.
Every detail of every day in the
White House was in that diary.
Where do you think you might've left it?
I did stop to eat at this truck stop
diner driving up from Birmingham.
- No, you just ate breakfast now.
- No, I'm on DC time.
It's an hour's difference! Let's go!
Oh, good, they have great pancakes.
We'll split a stack.
I don't understand.
What
are you even doing here?
Your man Richard told me to come down.
I had some business in the Gulf with
Sturges Energy, but I had to see you.
Oh, please, suddenly now
white lives matter?
- I mean, I just
- I'm sorry for how I behaved,
but everything is different now that
my father's died of colon cancer,
praise be to Allah.
Plus, our family's got a brand-new imam
who's just a lot more chill.
I mean, I can engage in homosexual acts
with the entire writing
staff of Charlie Hebdo
and nobody would say boo.
Well, you're getting me all wet now.
- No, no, I didn't
- Hey, did you say Sturges Energy?
I did.
Who donated that whole
wing to Hughes's library?
Yeah, Quartie and I are dear friends.
Our houses share a beach
path and a vineyard.
We don't let the public
use it, of course.
(SCOFFS) You had me at beach path.
Yeah, Carly Simon is on the other side.
You know, she has this tree.
It just
sort of hangs over the property line.
Could you do me a favor? You
think you could talk to Quartie
about maybe donating a
few mil to my library?
I'll make that call for you.
Mm-mm, I haven't forgiven you yet.
- Why? Come on.
- No.
Plus, we're in Gary's house
and this whole place is like a
vortex of sexual confusion.
- I mean, witness.
This
- Oh, my God.
GREG: Hey, Dan, look at my sandwich.
Remind you of Jane?
I really gotta stop
these weekly lunches.
Should've kept the old gray mare.
Your ratings ain't what they used to be.
- I hear your days are numbered, boy-o.
- (PHONE BUZZING)
Oh, this just might be the phone
call that changes all that.
- Hey!
- Hold for Congressman Ryan.
- Lower the capital gains tax.
- MSNBC and Bloomberg are on hold.
Deregulate the financial industry.
Deregulate the deregulate everything!
- Congressman.
- Thank you.
Dan Egan, to what do I owe
the pleasure of this
there is no fucking way I
am going on your show!
- Jonah.
- Hold for Congressman Ryan.
Don't budge on the debt ceiling until you
get a private meeting with the president.
You're a freshman congressman who still
uses his mother's Netflix password.
There's no way you're gonna
get a meeting with Montez,
no matter what Fyvush
Fuckhole here says.
Well, Fyvush Fuckhole disagrees.
We're gonna hold out for the meeting.
I'll be in my car getting drunk.
Hi, Danny.
I want tickets
to a certain Broadway show
that's impossible to get tickets to
"SPIDER-MAN: Turn Off the Dark.
"
That that show closed years ago.
Hold for the congressman.
I
have another offer coming.
No, wait! Jonah, I will give
you the questions in advance.
Fuck!
Four tickets to "Spider-Man:
Turn Off the Dark"?
No problemo.
It'll be right
after the interview.
- Best seats in the house.
- Shit! Give no, no.
Hey, Jonah.
Jonah, hang up on him.
Greg is basic cable
Are these from Trader Joe's?
They're delicious.
Oh, no, they're from Costco.
I get them in a five-gallon bucket.
Look, Jonah, just tell me what you want.
I want you and I to party like we did
back when we were best friends.
Uh, when ex uh yes.
Yes! Done-zo!
Well, then, I guess we have a deal.
You said on-air that Bruce Hornsby
was a member of the Grateful Dead.
He was a touring member from '90 to '92.
He never officially joined.
I wonder if we should get married
in the fall or at New Year's.
- Oh, I always thought
- I was talking to my father.
CANDI: Ma'am, will you be
okay with Congressman Ryan?
- Alone?
- She'll what? She'll be fine!
Actually, why don't you stay, Candi?
Jesus Christ, it's not like
I'm gonna rape the president.
- Oh!
- I'm sorry, did you just say
you aren't going to rape the president?
Of course I'm not.
Why
would I say I would?
- Why would you say you wouldn't?
- Because I wouldn't!
I think maybe your people
should come in, too.
- Gentlemen!
- BEN: What did he do, ma'am?
Nothing! I didn't do anything!
Well, he threatened to
not rape the president.
Yeah, that's not a threat,
that's a promise.
Okay, Congressman,
first of all, let me congratulate you.
You have accomplished more in one month
than most extremely stupid
people do in a lifetime.
- That's very kind of you to say, ma'am.
- Shut the fuck up.
This is my final offer, all right?
Tell Tanz he can have his deregulation
of the payday loan industry,
tripling of the private
prison tax incentives
Nice.
and the sentencing reform
rollbacks for the mentally ill.
And you'll get rid of
Daylight Savings Time?
- Oh, my
- Saving.
I cannot do that.
That is an impossible request.
- Why, because I'm Jewish?
- Excuse me?
- He's not Jewish yet, ma'am.
- Yeah, but I only have two months left
of those Jiffy Jew classes.
And after that, it's snip, snip, snip.
- Wow.
- And as an almost-Jew,
I will not stand by with
this anti-almost-Semitism.
Why don't you take it up with
the Anti-Defamation League?
- The fuck is that?
- Wow! Okay.
My offer's not gonna be
on the table for long.
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
- Wow, Gary!
- (GARY LAUGHING)
- What is this crystal?
- I know!
It's Vintage Baccarat.
- It's really gorgeous.
- JAFFAR: Selina.
- Hi.
- Yeah.
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