- Aw, crud.
- That's $2!
- What?
- Potty mouth, potty mouth, Roger.
Ah, Julie points out that
to be a true Valenciana,
one must add live snails just
as the water comes to a boil.
Still, respect.
FURLONG: Hey, wait, before we dig in,
I'd like to make a toast to
our honored guest, Jonah,
and his stunning bride-to-be,
and all their gracious
help with my airport bill.
- Hear, hear.
- ALL: Cheers!
Cheers.
JONAH: You know, Roger,
I've been thinking
that for somebody who has
been so helpful on your bill,
I should probably have a better office
than the fifth floor of the
Cannon Building, don't you think?
- SHAWNEE: Mm-hmm.
- Well, that's interesting.
Yeah, well, this actually
is pretty interesting.
- (CHUCKLES)
- Hey, Jonah, why don't you and I
go down in the wine cellar and
pick out another bottle of wine?
- What do you say, champ?
- No, I'm good.
- Aw, it'd just take a minute.
- No, I think I'm fine.
- I'm just fine right here.
- This is so delicious.
Shh, please, don't ruin this, too, okay?
Jiminy Cricket, guess who forgot
to cut up oranges for the sangria.
- This gal right here!
- (ALL LAUGHING)
Whack-a-doo! What?
I tell ya, if her crucifix wasn't
around her neck, she'd lose it.
- You know, I can help you back there.
- No, no, no.
Shh, shh.
You stay seated.
Enjoy!
- No, please don't go.
- Thanks, honey!
All right, you anal
fistula, we had a deal
in return for all this
creamy domesticity
I'm blowing all over your droopy tits!
Well, now I want a new office.
And I want Rihanna to put a gun to my
head while she makes me eat her out,
but guess what, that's
about as likely to happen
as Will's wife putting a baby in
her polyp festival of a uterus!
- SHAWNEE: Jesus Christ.
- Why did you tell him that?
- JONAH: What's a polyp?
- I just had to tell somebody.
I would sooner gouge out
your eye and fuck your skull
from here to the end of time.
That's what we're promised,
that Jesus is our Lord.
MRS.
FURLONG: Hallelujah.
Amen, Dad.
That is just so moving!
- Sorry I missed that!
- I loved that, too.
Jonah has called an
early breakfast meeting
of the Jeffersons on Tuesday morning.
Wait, I have? Come on, how early?
And if he has to walk down
five flights of stairs,
he might get so tired that
he forgets to tell them
how to vote on your airport bill.
- I can just write it on my hand.
- Shh!
We don't want that, do we?
Say, Jonah, how about I start looking
for that new office for
you first thing tomorrow?
- MRS.
FURLONG: Mm!
- Thank you, Roger.
Wow! Congratulations, honey!
Thank you, Mrs.
Furlong.
Thank you.
Can I please have some more wine?
Mike, come on.
What is this?
Ma'am, it's the only
sunscreen I could find here.
You look like the world's
least-fucked geisha.
- Ugh.
- Oh, Nyaring!
- I am back.
- You are back.
President Montez came to see me.
Oh, I had not heard that.
- She has such wonderful hair.
- Oh, luxurious.
But I did bring you a gift.
And
Uh, your countrymen have
sent thousands of flowers.
Now they rot in the heat.
Many have fallen ill.
- There has been one death.
- Oh, okay.
Everyone, I'm so honored to be here.
Nyaring, I have come to do what
President Montez did not do.
I will speak on behalf
of our sisters, Nyaring.
- Amen, amen.
- Yes, absolutely.
Oh, right, um,
I'll just give it a little toss right
- (APPLAUSE)
- Aw, thank you.
What happened to the little
girl who served us tea?
I don't see her.
Oh, she was married
to the village elder.
- Ah.
- Saturday.
Well, please send along
my congratulations.
Oh, God.
SELINA: How did you get me such a
great speaking slot so last-minute?
It's an Arab conference on human rights.
You can pretty much
have any slot you want.
Yeah.
- After the men, of course.
- Right.
Ma'am, here's your speech.
Sorry about the hummus stains.
Oh, my God.
What happened?
Turns out it wasn't zinc oxide.
I was wearing cocoa butter.
You look like redheaded bacon.
- Okay.
- Stop!
This is very strong stuff.
- Thank you, ma'am.
- NuvaRing is gonna dig this a lot.
- It's Nyaring.
- Ma'am, I'm just so optimistic
about the world we're creating
for your coming grandchild.
Wait, what? Catherine's pregnant?
Ma'am, do you prefer
Gram-Gram or Mee-Maw?
What did you just say?
Madam President, may
I have a word, please?
- Yeah.
Hey.
- Mm-hmm.
Hi.
Hey, did you see those paparazzi
shots of us in the "Daily Mail"?
- I did.
- Those scum-sucking vultures
got some really good shots of us.
- Um, so
- Yes?
Colonel Al-Saleh is here.
- What?
- Mm-hmm.
They let a warlord into a
human rights conference?
He's actually one of the sponsors.
But anyway, the point is
any sort of strong speech
where you're condemning or embarrassing
his record on female rights,
it might just scuttle the deal.
So maybe you could just focus on
some of the more positive
elements of Sudan.
Yeah, and what are the
positive elements?
You getting credit for Tibet.
Oh, God.
- I let me just talk to my people.
- Mm-hmm.
- (CHATTERING)
- The heat is coming off.
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