- Ugh.
(UNMUTES MIC) Aye.
- MAN: Please re
- (MUTES MIC)
So, your dad was away a lot.
Yeah, and he was away with
his secretary when he died,
so I didn't get a chance
to say good-bye to him.
Mm-hmm.
No, his secretary wasn't with him.
She was the one pounding on the
door the night he died, remember?
- No, I
- (RICHARD KNOCKING) Ma'am?
- Vote number two is up.
- Oh.
- What is it?
- Animal testing.
(UNMUTES MIC) Aye.
- (MUTES MIC)
- Ma'am, a lot of this stuff
seems kind of weird, doesn't it?
Weird? What are you getting at?
Nothing.
I'm like, some of
these details about your dad
are a little irregular,
like the Cuba trips
No.
- What?
- all the cash.
Hey, what is your game here?
Because my daddy was a very
good family man, okay?
He was charismatic, he was gregarious,
he was somewhat peculiar, yeah
(DOOR OPENS)
but all interesting
people are, okay?!
So, put that in your stupid book!
- Thank you.
- No, we're not gonna have any Sprite.
This isn't a movie theater.
I wonder if it'd be worth
checking in on Uncle George.
We're not gonna talk to Uncle George!
He's a bald, old booze-bag
with a whiskey-stink mustache,
- just like you!
- RICHARD: Ma'am?
- Third vote.
- Nay.
But it's for discounted
prescriptions for the elderly.
Oh.
Nay.
(CLEARS THROAT) I'll just sit here.
I'm sorry I ruined the good vibe.
(MOCKING) I'm sorry I
ruined the good vibe.
I've asked you before not to
do that impression, ma'am.
(MOCKING)
I mean, do I fuck her? The
entire town thinks I am anyway.
You're my mom's favorite couple.
It would be uncharted territory for me.
Sort of like Indiana Jones, I guess.
Digging my way through
the ancient ruins,
hacking my way past the crazy
cobwebs and snakes and shit,
hoping my face doesn't
melt when I open her up.
I'm sure if I saw it, I would
that would all make sense to me.
- Amy.
- What are you doing here?
- I said I would call you back.
- You also said you'd fix it, Amy.
They put her on a bench talking to FDR.
Zero anal access.
How's
that for a new deal?
You know what she's also doing?
They have her gesturing like this.
And people are resting their
Like, their balls?
Not just the beans.
Also, the franks.
That's disgusting.
They will be arrested.
Will they? There's a lot there.
There's a lot there.
I got a
lot of pictures to show you.
- I don't see any arrests.
- (DAN LAUGHING)
- You see any arrests?
- Okay, okay, okay.
Jesus.
That is the most beautiful
thing I've ever seen.
You know, have sex with Jane McCabe,
don't have sex with Jane McCabe,
just do whatever it
takes to keep your job,
because it is, in fact, a job.
Or we could trade places,
and you could be in charge
of a library that doesn't exist
for a president who is
currently more famous
for being a jizz sock for
Times Square tourists
than for serving her country.
Let's go, Gary.
Jane McCabe? Wow!
Respect.
UNCLE GEORGE: Did I tell you the story
about how your father
made Ethel Merman cry?
(LAUGHING) Oh, it's true, it's true
'cause he tried to pull her wig off.
He didn't like her Broadway show.
So, I just wanna clarify
some of the details
about the night that
Daddy actually died.
Did Mother have to get the
body flown back here?
What? No.
Of course not.
Oh, so, then how how
did his body get back?
From where? He died in the barn.
No, he was away on business.
No, that's just what we told her
when she was a little girl.
- But you knew that, right?
- Mm-hmm.
Her mother and I didn't
want her to see the body
and poor Barbara.
Barbara Valeski, Daddy's secretary?
Died right on top of her.
What a way to go.
(CHUCKLES)
She was built, my God.
- SELINA: Wait, uh, what?
- (PENCIL SNAPS)
Yeah, she had to go to the
loony bin after that.
Your mother paid for it.
She always
referred to it as "the spa.
"
- What?
- But it wasn't just Barbara,
which is why your mom
converted the barn,
so he wouldn't embarrass
her in seedy motels.
See? That's why Mother sold my horse.
- Okay.
- Write that down.
What? No, no, no, no.
Your dad sold it to get
the IRS off of his back.
- You knew that, right?
- Dad Daddy sold Chicklet?
Your mother wasn't gonna
bail him out anymore.
You know, she had a great
head for business.
Damn fine lady.
Mm.
That's why you didn't get a snow globe.
No business trip.
Oh, I haven't thought of those
snow globes in a million years.
Yeah, we just were
unpacking all of them.
Barbara loved buying you those.
You know, she had no
children of her own,
you know, because your dad was
always taking her to the doctor.
- What a character.
- I gotta I'm gonna get out of here.
I'm gonna borrow that.
Anytime, Madam President.
Uncle George sounded pretty
sweet on Mee-Maw, huh?
- What?
- Never mind.
(TIRES SCREECH)
It's fun to drive again,
especially drunk.
You know that my daddy taught me
to drive in this car right here?
- Really?
- And once, I hit a deer,
- and Daddy took the blame for it.
- Mmm.
Careful, the ground isn't straight here.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, this is it.
This was Chicklet's old house.
- Wow! See this desk?
- Mm-hmm.
After Daddy died, I would crawl
right underneath here and hide.
Wow.
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