- Buh-bye.
- Buh-bye.
- (door closes)
I feel like my chest has been trampled
in a Puerto Rican nightclub fire.
It's like I'm breathing
through a tiny straw, you know?
Oh, a straw.
Yeah, I
want a water with a straw.
- Uh-huh.
- So, that went well.
- That went really well.
- Ma'am, Sherman Tanz called.
Well, tell Sherman Tanz I
don't need a library anymore.
- Ma'am, I'm sure it'll be fun.
- No, a library is good for you.
No, my legacy, guys, is me in a robe,
taking guns from this guy, giving
the death penalty to that guy.
And they can't vote me
out, right? It's for life.
They're gonna have to
carry me out of there
with the gavel clenched
in my cold, dead twat.
Oh, Gary, I need you to move
all of these law review boxes.
- Love to, yeah.
- Ow!
See, now it hurts for me to point.
That muscle's called the
brachioradialis.
At least it is in cats.
Do you want me to get
you some arnica ointment?
- Yeah, that would be good.
- Richard: And for the vetting
- Yeah.
- the Judiciary Committee
has asked to send them everything
that you've ever written on abortion.
Well, I can give them my actual abortion
if I could find it lying
around here somewhere.
I'll check the freezer.
Ma'am, picked by the Supreme Court.
I mean, that's a twist
ending to the book.
Selina: I know.
Although, you know what?
If I'm going to be a Supreme,
I don't really think we
need to finish this book.
Oh, we do.
We do, ma'am.
Oh, no, it isn't upstairs, Gary.
It's in the bathroom off of the kitchen.
- 'Cour yeah, sure.
- Mike: Everybody reads.
Now, ma'am, we can get
this book done so fast.
Not at the rate you guys are going now.
- It's in the bathroom upstairs.
- What's in he bathroom?
- Gary: Yeah.
- Just forget that for right now, okay?
Give that a break.
- Amy: Oh, my God.
- Whoo!
I'm sorry, Mama.
Bunny's
late for middle school.
I'll see you later.
Uh, Gary?
Okay, okay, okay.
Do you know where my
water with the straw is?
Jonah: Good morning, Team Ryan.
Tell me what gets this
Tanz guy's dick hard.
Being on time, Congressman Dachau.
You're an hour late.
He's been
sitting in your office the whole time.
- 10:00 AM.
- Was an hour ago.
58 minutes.
Do I need to timesplain
clock reading to you two?
The big hand points to the noon
and the little hand points to the
Well, fuck, it's the
God, it's 10:00 AM.
You didn't set your watch forward.
- Happy Daylight Savings Time.
- Saving.
- Whatever.
- Oh, shit, Daylight Savings Time is today?
Saving, and it started yesterday.
Okay, well, there is literally
no way that I could've known that.
- Hello, sir.
- 59 minutes.
That's how long I've been sitting here
waiting for a man that
nobody should wait for.
- Sir, I'm so sorry.
My senior staff
- Never apologize.
Sorry betrays a weak spirit.
Have a seat, Congressman.
Okay, but you're in
Fine.
Nice of you to fit me into
your busy schedule.
Okay, see, when you say that, it makes
me think that I should be apologizing.
Don't worry, I like to judge a man
by looking him right in the eyes.
Okay.
Are you gonna make a
campaign contribution or what?
You know what? I am.
Getting paid, getting laid, son.
Congressman Jonah Ryan.
- R-Y-A-N.
- Zero dollars and one cent.
Did you have a stroke,
you weird asshole man?
You stuck around here for
an hour just to be a dick?
I did.
You didn't even sign this.
Maybe you should've apologized.
You told me not to!
- Ding-dong! Dinner is served!
- Gary: What?
You should not be in
the maid's quarters.
- I know.
- Oh, let me help, let me help.
- No, no, no, Gary, sit.
- No, no, no, you sit.
- No, Gary, sit!
- All right, let's both sit.
Lookie looksters!
- Oh, my gosh!
- Yeah.
This looks delicious.
What is it?
Oh, I cut up a chicken sandwich
and I put it into pasta.
What?
Is this the chicken sandwich that
was in the fridge before the hospital?
Wow, and you left the
bun on it when you cut it.
Well, you don't have to finish
it if you don't think it's
No, no, no, I can't wait to
swirl my fork in there and get in.
Let me see.
Mm.
(chuckling)
Smells sort of funky, though, no?
It's the bleu cheese.
(clears throat)
No, but there isn't any bleu cheese in it.
(groans)
You must be (coughs)
starving yourself, though.
- Oh, no, I ate.
- You did?
Yeah, a chef made me some grilled salmon
and some asparagus
with a béarnaise sauce.
- It was heavenly.
It was really delicious.
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