Now, listen, if there's anything
- that I can ever do okay, there we go.
- Actually,
Madam President, because of the
actions of misguided reformers,
our prison system is in grave danger
of dropping below 135% occupancy.
Well, I think that I'm
partially to blame for that
because I let you out of one.
Montez is pushing hard to put an end
to for-profit prisons and privatization.
- It's madness!
- It's insane.
I wanna find somebody to
make sure it does not happen.
Mm-hmm.
Somebody from the Hill,
preferably high up.
Yeah, we can find you a man or a woman,
but it'll probably be a man
if you wanna get anything done.
- Hang on a second.
Richard?
- Amy: Yes, ma'am?
Right, I want you to get in touch
with Ed McPherson on Judiciary
'cause he's building an infinity pool.
- On it.
Too late.
- Okey dokey.
Madam President, don't let
me take any more of your time.
- It's always a pleasure.
- It's always a tonic for me to see you.
- Keep your chin up.
- Thank you.
- What's happening?
- Oh, my God.
- What's this?
- My back.
- (door closes)
- Okay, get me
a clean compress now, please.
- Ma'am, you're not gonna believe this.
- What?
CNN just came out with
their speculative list
of nominees for the open
Supreme Court seat
- Yeah.
- and
they have you as a long shot's long shot.
- You have gotta be kidding me.
- You're welcome.
Gary, put CNN on right now.
- Oh, it's CNN.
com.
- Oh, well, nobody looks at that.
Thanks for nothing, Mike.
God damn it, you guys, I am so hot.
Oh.
My tits feel like these Hot Pockets.
Do we have any Hot Pockets?
Well, ma'am, have you seen
the doctor lately?
- Because maybe it's meno
- Hey, don't fucking say that, okay?
It's not that.
Seriously, that is like
a sexist-beyond-sexist reaction.
I'm just tired, I'm uncomfortable,
Mike's hair reminds me
of graham cracker crumbs.
I can't get any air in here
because all you people
are in here sucking it.
Get out.
All of you, out!
We'll hit the book later.
- Gary, where are you going?
- Nowhere.
I'm not, I'm not.
Good news is without the tampons,
it's gonna free up some space in my bag.
Where are you gonna put yours?
(laughing)
- I'm serious.
- Okay.
Well, I do understand that, Senator,
but I know Sherman Tanz,
perhaps in a way that you
don't know Sherman Tanz.
- Excuse me.
- Oh, my God.
I pardoned "Typhoid Moishe.
"
Richard! Oh, I'm sorry.
It's all right, ma'am.
How's your temperature been?
- It's hot flashy.
- It's totally normal.
Ma'am, I tried everyone
on the Finance Committee
- Yeah?
- and they all said no.
All of them?!
They all said no very fast.
You have to check this
out.
This is insane.
What is it?
Do you actually think former president
Selina Meyer could be a good choice?
Reaching across the aisle
Doctor: I'm gonna need
normal breaths, please.
I am breathing normally.
Well, Meyer certainly would
be a super left field choice
Super left field?
I mean, is that even a position?
Mm-hmm, that was my
position in Little League.
- I was a pitcher's helper.
- Aw.
- This is insane, isn't it?
- I know! It's fucking absurd!
Well, you don't have to
agree with me that strongly.
Don't you guys have
something to do for Tanz?
And if you don't find
anyone in the Senate,
lift up the sewer grate to the House.
- Madam President.
- What? Oh.
Okay.
It's menopause? Just get it over with.
Write me a prescription
for Eileen Fisher
and Fosamax and lube.
It's a common mistake among women
with the sweating and
back pain at your age.
Careful.
Could you please just go and pack
everything up for me in that other room?
- Go.
- Bye, Gary.
Whew, oh, boy.
I suspect that this may be
myocardial ischemia.
It's a lack of oxygen
to the heart muscle.
It's usually caused by a
partial arterial blockage.
What, I'm so sor what?
- What are you telling me?
- I think you had a small heart attack.
- A heart attack?
- Yes, ma'am.
So, I'm not menopausal?
Well, no, but this is far more serious.
(laughing) Well, hand me a
cracker and spread it up with
"I Can't Believe It's Not Menopause.
"
- We need to get you to a hospital.
- You wanna knock me up, Doc?
- Just 'cause I can do it.
- Ma'am, time is of the essence here.
It's just a heart attack! Gary! Gar
- Oh, Jesus.
- What is that?
Catherine: Maybe my
uterus is just wonky.
No, Catherine.
It's
porcelain and perfect.
Aw.
(chuckles)
You know what I like about you two?
- It's not clear who's the top.
- I am.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe we're just doing this wrong.
I mean, all these tubes and jars.
It just it doesn't feel organic.
Well, we could streamline the process.
You could have direct sexual
intercourse with the donor.
- Really?
- That's interesting.
I mean, I guess if you
think that that would work.
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