- I got shotgun.
- You got shotgun, all right.
- Okay, here I come.
- All right, push in, push in.
- Uh, we'll take this one.
You guys take the next one.
Oh, I don't know where
you guys are going.
That's right.
Fuck.
Are you fucking?!
That's where that goes?
Pick up your fucking chairs!
I have not seen Nikolai since the Hague.
Oh, really?
Oh, you must remember not to
react to his disfigurement.
- He's very sensitive.
- Wait, how bad is it, exactly?
Oh, well, he was very handsome
before the poisoning,
so you may not even notice it.
There he is! Nikolai!
Oh, welcome! Hello!
- You look terrific.
- Minna.
Mm.
(KISSES)
- Oh, she's kissing it.
- Well, that's why we moisturize.
- Right.
- May I introduce to you
the former president
of the United States
- and my best friend.
- No, no, no.
- President Meyer!
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
Oh, may I say that the
reports of your beauty
have not been exaggerated.
Well, back at you, red.
And of course you know
my old friend, Ben.
Ben! Doing God's work, I see.
As long as the check clears.
So, welcome to my humble abode.
Thank you very much.
I think you will find
it a great contrast
to the vulgar palaces of Murman.
I mean, you know, who
needs all that champagne
when you can have all these
different kinds of wallpaper?
- Well, dinner is served.
- Great!
I know that you will soon find
we Georgians are a
warm, friendly people.
- Oh, good.
- Except for our politics.
Okay.
Minna? Minna, what is going on with you?
- Are you all right?
- Selina, you see right through me.
- What?
- It's because we are close as sisters.
- No, we're not.
- You know that Nikolai and I
are not only bound by mutual
respect and shared beliefs.
We are also bound by powerful
physical attraction.
- Oof.
- You gotta be kidding.
- We are, in fact, lovers.
- What?
- Lovers.
- Lovers.
With Scab Calloway?
- His very touch makes me quiver.
- (INHALES)
- Okay, and now we get to eat food.
- (GARY GROANS)
RICHARD: Good evening, Congressman.
Those new corduroys?
They're new-ish.
Well, I know you probably
have a lot of other offers,
but if not, you know, maybe you
and me could do something.
Yeah, maybe.
I mean, I guess I
could move a couple things around.
I don't know, the doorman told me about
this really cool concert that he knew of.
- He said he thought I might like it.
- Well, luckily, the president
gave me the rest of the night off
so I could put on my tourist hat.
- It's actually my favorite joke ever.
- That's so good!
- Did you wanna go?
- Yeah!
All right.
NIKOLAI: We have adopted
all the worst traits of Russia
without any of the good ones.
- Not that there are many of those.
- (ALL LAUGHING)
So, it is now time
for Georgia to face west.
- (WHISPERS) Eat it.
- What?
Eat the soup.
Why?
Because I'm hungry.
I need to know if it's been poisoned.
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
(STAMMERING) I don't wanna do that.
Just a tiny, tiny taste.
NIKOLAI: We will adopt what works
and discard what does not.
We will learn from others' mistakes
(SLURPS)
(CLEARS THROAT) It's delicious.
Okay.
Is there anything happening to me?
- I don't think so.
- (INHALES)
Oh, it has carrots in it.
I'm not gonna eat that.
starting at the top.
If I might have a private word.
- It would be a very good pleasure.
- With Madam President.
- Oh, okay.
Sure!
- Okay.
- What are you doing?
- I'm hungry.
- Okay.
(EXHALES)
- Madam President,
I have been reliably told
that war criminal Murman
had the audacity to offer
you a $10 million bribe.
Okay, well, that is ridiculous.
I agree.
It is so much
less than you are worth.
I'm sorry, what?
To ensure fair election,
I would like to offer you
a $15 million bribe.
How dare you, sir!
I will remind you that I am the former
president of the United States.
You have lost a great deal
of face in my estimation.
What I meant to say, of course,
is I would like to make
a $15 million donation to your library.
Well, that is something we can discuss
as long as we understand that there
is, in fact, no understanding.
I understand.
Nikolai, you say that
you have $15 million.
And yet you live in this you
know, forgive the expression
but unbelievably shitty apartment.
Ah, you see, because I have secret.
- Come here.
Come here.
- Oh, no, you can just tell me.
- I can hear you fine from where I am.
- No, but come here.
Come here.
See, all
this is just for show.
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