No, thank you.
Well, I can't argue
with you there, Murman.
Let me tell you little story
about growing up as a tire-burner's son
in the Gurjaani countryside
Murman, no, no, no.
I love your stories
and this is, I'm sure, shaping
up to be a great one
young Murman in the countryside,
etcetera, etcetera
- but I really do have to get
- Selina, I would like to make
a $10 million donation to
help you build your library.
I cannot possibly accept that.
I mean, even the appearance
of a quid pro quo
Oh, no, no, no, there are
no threads attached.
And you should know that this donation
will be completely untraceable.
It will come from my
Georgian AIDS foundation.
- Mm, such a terrible killer.
- Tragic, yes.
- But we're making real progress.
- We are.
We are.
I trust I have made
myself suitably clear.
As clear as the coffee table Danny
Thomas had his hookers shit on.
It's an American expression.
Danny Thomas also founded the St.
Jude's Hospital for Children, so.
- Ah, yes, the yin and the yang.
- There you go, exactly.
MARJORIE: Your mother just added
democracy to the foundation.
So, now it's the Selina Meyer Foundation
for Adult Literacy, Aids
And the Advancement
of Global Democracy.
Hey, guys.
- Dan.
- So, uh, what's up?
- How are you?
- I'm good, I'm good.
Thanks.
- How's your family?
- I don't know.
Uh, why, have you heard something?
No, it's, um the thing is that
Marjorie and I have decided
that we wanna have a baby,
- and we'd like to do it
- I will give you my sperm.
- Oh, great!
- Yeah.
- I thought that would take a lot longer.
- No.
Is there anything else
that you wanna talk about?
- I'm good.
- Well, we'll send you the details.
And if you could not ejaculate for the
next 72 hours, that would be ideal.
Okay, uh, could we start the
clock in, like, 30 minutes?
- Yeah, I guess so.
- Actually, no.
No, make it 40.
The girl I'm thinking
of likes to talk first.
Amber, it's Dan-Dan.
You in midtown?
SELINA: Ben, I need to talk to you.
Yeah, what what happened with Murman?
Okay.
He just offered me
a $10 million donation to my library.
That's keep a lot of
docents in Rockports.
I'd kill for a job where I
could wear flats all day.
But, look, I can't take that money
- right?
- Right.
- Right.
- Right.
I mean, I definitely
cannot take that money.
But hold up.
If I did take it,
- would I be compromising my
- Reputation.
- Well, please.
- Your integrity.
Yes! My integrity!
I cannot lose my integrity.
Without that, I am nothing.
How would we make sure no one
finds out about the cash?
Technically, a library donation
would not be illegal under US law.
What about Georgian law?
There is literally no Georgian law.
And I'm using "literally" correctly.
So, are you saying
that I should take it?
- I don't know.
- It's hard to say.
See, at least when I was
leader of the free world,
people told me what to do.
Okay, what happened with this?
- Did you drink it?
- What happened?
- I don't know.
- So crazy.
So, look, I was thinking, Minna,
w-would it be that bad
if Murman actually did win?
Well, that depends how you define bad.
You know, I'm just saying the poisoning
and the torture and the
death squads aside,
I think Murman is really good people.
Honestly.
And he's a
hell of a storyteller.
Really.
You know, you could actually
learn something from him, Minna.
You know, his stories
have a solid point.
They have a beginning and
a middle and an end.
And it makes it kind of, you know,
interesting to sit and listen.
Nikolai Genidze's scarring or no,
he is the only hope for
the Georgian people.
- Well
- He has the soul of a poet.
Yeah, that and a car with a sunroof
could've bought you my virginity in '83.
- You were 22?
- No, I was 15 in 1983.
Right.
- Well, I was, Minna.
- Right.
- That's great.
- Yeah.
Did I tell you that my son
Otto tried to commit suicide
and that he is now not speaking to me?
Did he throw himself
from a moving town car?
No.
No, he weighted his boots
and he jumped into an ice hole.
- I'm so sorry, into what?
- Into an ice hole.
- Like a hole they cut in the ice
- Ah.
- for fishing.
- Right.
That makes sense.
I wonder how much longer
it is to get to the hotel.
- I'm not really sure
- I think it's another 45, 50 minutes.
Oh, my God.
(SPEAKING GEORGIAN)
- (GLASSES CLINKING)
- MAN: Ooh, clink, clink.
Hey, Pinocchios.
Your noses must've been
really tiny yesterday
because you lied and now
they're normal-sized.
Representative Ryan, you were
officially hazed last night.
We got ya!
Wait, does that mean
that I'm, like, in now or?
- Totally!
- Well, then let's go celebrate!
- I'm buying.
- ALL: Oh!
By I, I mean the people
of New Hampshire.
In the immortal words of will.
i.
am,
"Tonight's gonna be really great!"
- (WOMAN SHOUTING)
- Ooh, careful.
- Oh, tuck in.
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