We'll be right back.
MAN: We're clear.
Ames, who's your favorite
character on "Downton"?
I don't know.
Abby, I guess.
Yep.
WOMAN: President Meyer's
still holding on line two.
Selina! So, Murman was a brutal
bastard who ruled with an iron fist
he liked to insert in the
anus of his opponents.
But when it came to the US viewpoint,
at least he was a good listener.
Yeah, and he did a beautiful
rendition of "Rendition.
"
- Exactly.
- I don't have a hotel room.
But it's time for a change,
so we're backing Professor
Nikolai Genidze.
He's a new voice for
democracy in the region
and would be a major victory
for the Doyle Doctrine.
You have a doctrine now? What is it,
"Boners are rare, don't waste them"?
Hey, did you think of that while you were
walking on the beach with a metal detector
or however you fill your empty days?
- Oh, that's nice.
- Look, just sit back,
take your lead from the UN Special
Envoy for Election Monitoring.
- What? Who is that?
- Selina!
Oh, fuck.
Minna!
- Hi.
- You look absolutely radiant.
- Oh, thank you.
- Yes, your stay in the insane asylum,
- it's really agreed with you.
- It was a spa.
No, no, a spa is where you go
to get a massage and the like.
You were in an insane asylum.
Oh, it's been fun to see you.
I have such a big day tomorrow because
I have an election to supervise.
I know, because I am
supervising your supervising.
- Ah.
- We have so much to say to each other.
- Well, okay, okay.
Goodbye.
- I look forward to it.
See you later.
- Oh, God.
- Hey, ma'am,
we have a situation
with your hotel room.
- What is it?
- Your bidet is splashy
and there's no terry
cloth robe or shower cap.
Wait, you tested my bidet?
Don't worry, I'm gonna
fix this before tub time.
I don't care.
- I'm on it.
- Hey.
(CHATTER)
(KNOCKING) Hey, Kent.
Sorry, Mike, you cannot stay with me.
Please don't make me make up a reason.
Listen to me.
I went to
find a hotel room, right?
Nobody speaks English here, everything
was really confusing to me,
and I was chased by children.
And I think I may have voted.
Mike, that is the kind of voting
irregularity that we are here to prevent.
That sounds bad.
Look, please,
can you help me get it off?
Unless you want the entire thumb
removed with a utility blade,
I suggest you find another person.
- (ELEVATOR DINGS)
- Mom, I told you
I get more homesick when you call.
Hi, what do you have
that's like SpaghettiOs?
- and I said, "It's in my carry-on.
"
- (ALL LAUGHING)
You know what, forget it.
I'm not hungry.
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- Oh, crap.
- (LOCK CLICKS)
- Oh, Mike, now's not a good time.
- I'm laying out her shoes, Mike!
- You have to help me.
I accidentally voted and
now my thumb is green.
The same thing happened to me!
Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God, oh, my God.
- How did it happen?
I went out to get a terry cloth
robe and there was this crowd
and I asked them where Nordstrom's was
and then the next thing I
know, they dyed my thumb
and an old lady who smelled like
cumin wouldn't stop hugging me!
- Mine smelled like paprika.
- Oh, God!
We cannot let anyone see this.
I can't afford to lose this job, Gary,
but I can't afford to keep it either.
I mean, it so expensive
to commute from DC.
- And I haven't been paid yet.
- Oh, Mike.
But I don't wanna lose it, I think.
- Uh-huh.
- Hey, Gary, can I sleep on your couch?
No.
- Hard no?
- It's a hard no.
MIKE: Hey, ma'am.
Get some food before everyone else.
Okay, I never ever wanna see the
inside of your mouth again.
Okay? It looks like a Haitian
porta-potty in there.
- Copy that.
- Okay, I just saw it again.
- Right?
- Copy.
I find this kind of food
display really repulsive.
- I know.
- Just a spoonful of this caviar
will pay for a wind turbine
for a whole village.
Yeah, but do we really want these
people to have electricity?
Professor Nikolai Genidze,
he's Georgia's only hope
for escape this cycle of
corruption and decadence.
Jesus, you and Doyle really
have a wide-on for this guy.
Well, you know that the moment that he announced
that he was running for the presidency,
Murman tried to poison him
in a sushi restaurant.
Well, it's a miracle that anybody survives
eating sushi in this country, Minna.
He has some scarring.
It is purely cosmetic.
But there's still some
cysts and some bubbling.
- Oh, my God, I need a drink.
- MURMAN: Selina!
- Madam President!
- Murman, it's so good to see you!
Have you imprisoned any
good novelists recently?
Ah, Ms.
Hakkinen.
How are things in the
international busybody circuit?
- Great, thank you.
- I was sorry to see
that your forceful condemnation
did not do more to stop the
recent genocide in the Congo.
- Maybe next genocide.
- Or the one after that.
- Excuse me.
- Oh, hey, Ben.
You sure do get around, don't you?
Murman here is an old client of mine,
and the only reason he hasn't been
dragged naked through the streets
and hung upside down from a lamp post
with his cock stuffed in his mouth
is because he took my
advice from time to time.
- Guilty as charged.
- Okay, me, too.
Madam President, if I could
have a word in private?
Absolutely, although, if it
takes more than five minutes,
I think that Amnesty
International will be alerted.
(MURMAN CHUCKLES) I'm not
afraid of those guys.
Montez and Doyle, they're trying
to make Georgia more like America.
Look, I saw your last election.
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