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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
Mike! Mike! Mike!
Mike, will the president be making
a statement about the House vote?
No, the president will not be
making a statement at this time.
While she was disappointed
in the result,
she was thrilled to watch
democracy in action.
I mean, the chances of this
happening in Russia, nyet.
Mike, if Tom James wins
against Senator Montez
in the Senate and becomes president,
will President Meyer consider
Okay, let me cut you off right there.
Selina Meyer is not interested in
becoming vice president again.
That job is in her rearview mirror.
I stake my reputation on this.
Selina Meyer will never be vice
president ever, ever again.
SELINA: So, Tom, let's be real.
You're gonna be an accidental president.
Pot, kettle.
I'm here to offer my help
in making this transition of power
as smooth as possible
by joining your administration.
Well, strangely enough, I was
thinking along the same lines.
Okay, fantastic.
I'll
tell you what I want.
I want secretary of state
'cause I think that's
the least you can do.
I was thinking vice president.
That's literally the least you can do.
And I really want secretary of state.
- Vice president.
- Come on, secretary of state.
Vice President Meyer's got a
nice familiar ring to it.
No, it doesn't.
Vice president, take it or leave it.
I wouldn't be your veep if
there were a grassy knoll
full of Jodie Foster
fans in the front row
at your inauguration.
That's a leave it.
SELINA: General George
Washington could climb
out of his grave right now
and I would rather eat out
his zombified wooden asshole twice a day
than be his vice fucking
fucking anything!
Okay, let's put a pin in the VP for now.
(SNORING)
- Seriously?
- Morning, ma'am.
Will somebody wake up Mike? Or not.
What's the difference?
Ma'am, last night I ran a flash
poll on presidential scholars.
They have rated you the 43rd
most effective president ever.
- Out of how many?
- KENT: 44.
You were right ahead of James Buchanan,
who many feel caused the Civil War.
Kent, can you give a girl
some warning next time
before you jam it in the back door?
Data gives no warning, ma'am.
Any chance Marjorie and
Catherine want to get married?
There you go, first White
House lesbian wedding.
That'll get you in the history books.
Oh, God.
I can't take that
much acoustic guitar.
(GROANS) What we have to do
is we have to make Tibet happen.
That's what's gonna be my legacy.
Selina Meyer, the woman who freed Tibet.
Ma'am, we've been in radio silence with
the Chinese for the last two weeks.
Well, then why don't we send warships
out into the South China Seas?
- Sea.
- I want my Nobel Peace Prize!
Legacy!
- Legacy meeting adjourned.
- (PHONE BUZZES)
God, my phone is blowing
up with these TV offers.
Think I'm gonna need an agent, you know,
someone who can take the Dan
Egan brand to the next level.
Too bad Goebbels killed himself.
The only president
to pee sitting down since FDR.
Is that gonna be my legacy, Ben? Is it?
Well, I pee sitting down sometimes
if it's gonna be a longy.
Okay, we've got to make Tibet happen.
Go through the Qataris, okay?
I bet there are a dozen of them right
now at the Georgetown Four Seasons.
Go to a Lamborghini
dealership, you know?
Wherever they have prostitutes.
These guys could help you.
I'm finished with your brag wall.
All the photos of you with
the Washington elite.
Are there any pictures where the
president isn't yelling at me?
As far as I can tell, no such picture
exists in the known universe.
Oh, also, we got to get
some eye candy in here.
You know, hire some hot interns.
Oh, Uncle Jeff sent a bunch of
resumes from New Hampshire.
One of them was a phone
number on a bar napkin.
No, New Hampshire is just a fancy
word for "it's cold outside,
- so I don't shave my pubes.
"
- I'm writing that down.
Focus on the warm-
weather states, okay?
Congressman
I have a feeling you're gonna
do some really great things.
I'm getting kind of hungry.
Do you think you could find
a lobbyist to take me out
to lunch short notice?
Try for Big Pharma.
I
hear they do The Palm.
Madam President, I'm afraid to tell you
that the Chinese are rather
nervous about moving forward
with Tibet now that you're out of power.
I am not out of power and at all.
This has not, in fact, been
formally announced yet,
- but I will be continuing on
- Oh.
as, um
as vice president.
Tom James offered it yesterday.
It's really more of a
copresident position.
- Wouldn't you agree with that, Ben?
- Sure.
And between you and me,
Tom James could be
healthier, I have to say.
- Oh?
- Yeah, he's a bit of a, you know
Well, I suspect this will be of
great interest to the Chinese.
Great.
Thank you very much.
Yes, thank you.
Oh, right, no touchy the ladies.
Oh, no, no.
It's fine.
It's private.
Just don't let the
lunatics back home know.
(LAUGHS)
SELINA: All right, come
on, Ben, let's go.
- Yes, ma'am.
- This is gonna suck.
Hang on, I need to make a stop.
- Madam President.
- Is the vice president in?
No, he's at the Senate for the vote.
Uh-huh.
Okay, I can do this.
- Selina Meyer.
What a delight.
- Tom.
Um, I've got good news.
- I have decided to
- No, don't tell me.
You have decided to throw away
every last shred of dignity you have
and accept my offer of
the vice presidency.
I I guess so, yeah.
I'm delighted to hear it.
- Thank you.
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