It needs to be at room temperature, otherwise it just tastes of cold.
Yes.
Sa-shi-mi.
- Are you hearing this? - Sushi.
Listen to the shus and the mis.
Wait a minute.
What are we laughing at here? Someone sure put a lot of effort into that.
I don't get it.
Oh, duck 'cause I ducked.
Very clever.
Very funny.
I'm laughing, too.
Yeah.
Mom, some days you get an award from a country I've never even heard of, then other days people try to kill you.
People probably try to kill me most days, sweetie.
You just have to shut it out.
Hey, I've got the menu for tonight's dinner with your friends.
I do love tasting menus.
It's so nice to be able to look at a list of food and say, "I'll take all of it.
" Um, no.
I just want to hang back and have a loose night with the ladies, okay? So let's just get pizza.
How about a play on pizza? - We could kind of layer - No.
Uh-uh.
No.
Or we could do an "antipasta" and we could do a deconstructed pizza.
Okay, you know I almost got assassinated today, right? - Yeah, you did.
- So I just need you to do what I'm telling you to do.
Uh-huh.
Guys, I want you to meet Aiden Grant.
He's the gentleman that won the previous Mexican border fence contract.
Wow, you must be very happy and rich.
Yes, I am.
So of course he would like to win the new one, which means he needs to speak to Congressman Martin, but not his obvious erection.
- Ah, yes.
- So Ah, to be 20 years younger, right? - I would be in diapers.
- Oh, snap.
Okay, you see, the key is to jump in before it becomes an actual assault.
- I think we missed the window.
- Congressman.
I can see you are as excited about the advancements in concrete technology as we are.
I would like to introduce you to Mr.
Aiden Grant.
Look, it's like this.
There is a link There is a proven link between the lack of education and poverty, and between poverty and crime.
Families First will break that link.
He's nailing it, like Streisand hitting a high C.
My God, where were you born, Lake Homo? After the shootings in Pittsburgh this morning, do you think that it's time for some stricter gun control? Reaction is easy.
Understanding is hard.
Wasn't the shooter also a victim? Well, we're talking about an ex-Marine here, someone whose mind was maimed in the service of his country.
Ben, Tom James has just said the shooter is a victim, too.
- PTSD.
- Oh, my God! Calamity James.
And that's just off the top of my head.
- Well, what do I do? - Just get him off, you fucking mannequin.
Jonah.
Uh, get him to stop.
Get him to stop talking.
I'm not saying I don't condemn what happened.
I do.
- Condemnation on its own - What the fuck are you doing? It looks like you're telling him to straighten his tie.
What I'm saying is we need to understand Are you guys okay? Are you trying to hitch a ride? What is that? - No, you're good.
You're good.
- No, what the fuck, dude? Yeah.
Yeah.
If we're gonna take anything Maybe we could play some exit music or maybe push the button that drops the balloons.
Shit, that's a great idea.
Drop the balloons.
- Do we have balloons? - No.
That was just an example.
Why the fuck did you bring up balloons if we don't have them? Well, just I was brainstorming.
Ma'am, the press are primed.
Good.
So I thought I would open with this.
I thought I would say, "So I'm in the firing line for the second time today.
" Hilarious, ma'am.
- Yeah, I know, it's not that funny.
- No, it's just my voice.
- I always end up sounding sarcastic.
- Oh.
- Gary! Gary! - What's going on? What? - Don't let her go out there.
- What? What? Is there something wrong? - What? What's wrong? - I said don't let her go out there.
Jesus! Come with me.
Tom James just shot his mouth off into his foot.
Let her up there for a minute, and then you've got to go up there and take the heat.
Madam President, can you quantify what level of danger you were in? I always feel as if I'm in more danger when I'm in front of you guys.
This is the second time I'm in front of the firing squad today.
I'm certainly very grateful for the rapid response of the Secret Service.
They they got rid of the intruder s-silently.
So, um, moving on.
These job figures for this quarter are very encouraging, folks.
I'm quite pleased with that.
Unfortunately that is all the time I have.
Mike, yeah.
I'm good.
I'm gonna duck out for now.
- You got me.
- Yeah, I did.
So you can take over, you bozo.
We have a good time here, don't we? Mike, I'm just hearing that Tom James has said that the shooter in Pittsburgh is as much a victim as those he murdered.
Do you support that view? That is obviously What is clear That our view Is we don't support that view.
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