6. Detroit (第3季)【完整台词】

Oh.

We're gonna need cookies, too.

- I can't hold this.

- You ready, ma'am? Yeah, but he's on my good side.

I need to be on that side.

No, that is your good side.

Why can't you ever remember what my good side is? No, this - Hey, George.

- Hey.

- Do you mind if I stand here? - Madam Vice President.

Sure, sure, go ahead.

- Great.

- How are you doing? I was really, really worried.

Don't be worried.

- Have you been fishing? - Doing a little bit.

You know, I'm trying to reel that big one in.

- Fantastic.

- Yeah.

You know, ma'am' I think we need to get going - Okay, guys, that's it.

- Okay, got to go.

I'll see you Three, two, one Boom! Okay, that's it.

Okay, show's over, all right? You got your TIFFs and your JPEGs.

No more.

"Veep's campaign needs - "a helping hand.

" Jesus.

How the fuck do you screw up a handshake, Mike? It's four fingers and a thumb.

Jonah had a good idea.

We never planned for that.

Yeah, great hand job, pal.

Okay, you guys, can we calm down? We're about to go to a roomful of guns.

I don't think we're exactly in the right headspace.

- Yeah.

That's - That's a good point.

Oh, yeah, we are! Oh, yeah! You're gonna be great.

All right, shut your mouth and then shut the road.

And if you don't like my tone, you're really not going to like Guantanamo Bay.

ETA, 3.

9 minutes.

Okay, ma'am, you need to be conservative and liberal.

- Okay? - What? - So, look at guns, but don't touch guns.

- Oh, God.

You know what? Don't even say the word "gun.

" Use words like "protection" or "assurance.

" But in context.

Don't say, "Freeze, or I'll protect your fucking head off.

" - Yeah.

- Madam Vice President.

- We're so glad you're okay.

- Oh, I'm fine.

Thanks for coming.

It really means a lot to us "Ladies Who Load.

" Thank you.

Oh, wow.

Look at this well-defended picnic table.

Yes.

Covered in all these Things that defend.

And look at that one.

It's so tiny.

Okay, I'm going to tell you something so uncanny.

This color is exactly Catherine's favorite color when she was a little girl.

Look here, honey.

Although this would not have been a good present for her, 'cause she was a toddler with a temper.

She was so mad.

- I wasn't.

I - Just say you were mad.

Doesn't matter.

- These are, like, tommy guns.

- Yeah.

Yeah, from an old-timey movie.

- Don't you love the old-timey movies? - "Oh, don't shoot!" Could I get a selfie? Oh, absolutely.

Of course you can.

Yeah.

What? Oh.

- There you go.

- Thank you.

You got it' right? Perfect.

Is it good? I hope it's good.

We got to go.

Come on, honey bunny.

And this one is upside down, so, if you were doing a back bend or something Someone's face is on a T-shirt.

Are you kidding me? I wish my daughter could bust heads like you, young lady.

Is that my face? Yeah, it is.

Wow.

She is not gonna like that.

She's an adult.

Are you talking about Catherine or Selina? Thank you for showing us around.

- On that note, though, I think we have to go.

- "Make my day.

" Great.

Thank you very much, everyone.

Catherine! Catherine! Catherine! It's just one freaky - dyke after another.

- Yeah.

All right.

GO left on Jefferson.

We fixed the traffic lights.

We diverted a parade for Polish Americans.

We've put more oops on the route.

I've seen that part of town.

There's nothing down there worth stealing.

- Dad! - Hi.

Selina? Oh, my God.