6. Detroit (第3季)【完整台词】

No, I'm Ray.

I'm Selina's wellness advisor.

And now what? The Pilates made your shirt fly off? You do need to put some clothes on, okay? Mom, not the help.

Jesus, that's tacky.

What's with the patronizing? I've got two gyms and a shake business.

Yeah.

Have you no dignity, or do you order that in as well? Oh, wow! - Unbelievable! - Is it? Okay, everybody is very tired, it was a long day.

Nobody likes sex, let's disperse.

And there is a jazz trio downstairs that's fantastic.

- Who likes jazz? - I love jazz.

Kenny G can blow the storm up.

Great.

I was talking about the others.

We are going to need a bigger hallway.

Oh, my God, it's the Finnish funnel mouth.

- Madam Vice President.

- Madam Ex-Prime Minister.

Hello.

I wish to express my deepest and most profound regret for what happened today.

- Right.

- There is, on your team, a leaking gentleman.

What? Who? - On your team.

- Who on my team? I don't know his name, but he is like in central Europe there is a bad companion for Santa Claus.

He comes on Christmas and if the children are naughty, he takes away the presents.

Rudolph.

No, no.

It's like a man, but it's very tall.

- Jonah! - It's Jonah.

- Oh, it's Jonah? - He's not on our team.

At all.

No.

I am so sorry.

But I would like you to understand that in my country, politics is a lot more honest.

In your country, people fuck snow.

And I hope you understand that I say that with the utmost respect.

I'm under enormous pressure having been attacked by the Statue of Liberty, earlier this day No, no.

- I am so sorry.

- Thank you.

Yes.

- Thank you.

- Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

And my room is just next door.

Oh, great.

I want for your comfort to make you aware that today I purchased ear pligs.

- Ear plugs- - Ear plugs- Oh, ear plugs.

Okay.

Not every country likes to eavesdrop.

Yes.

- No, it's a joke.

Finnish joke.

- Yeah, it's a good one.

No, we got it.

- Sweet dreams.

- Sweet dreams.

Okay.

Who needs what? You go first.

Well, to begin with, I was coming to talk to you about the fact that Dan has me doing all these Great.

You must now go and speak with Dan, not to me.

Next.

I came up You know what? Forget it.

- Music to my ears, Andrew.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Try these Perch balls.

- Ooh.

Dan? I am not going to talk to radio stations that have eagles in the logo or call themselves the "voice of reason.

" Yes, let me - Ah.

Ma'am - Hold on a second.

We're reaching out to the gun lobby right now.

Mike has written a speech that I think should neutralize the entire issue.

Ninth draft.

Uh, great.

Okay, everybody listen up.

Ray has got kind of a fabulous idea, I think.

Go.

The vice president goes to a gun show.

- What? - What? You mean the Wayne County Gun Fair, ma'am? - Yes.

That's the one.

- That's the one.

Good for you, Sue.

- This is a gun show for women.

- That's right.

Women with guns are less threatening, ma'am.

Yeah, exactly, because they're not nut jobs.

Case in point, by the way.

This could be good, "Feminism Reloaded.

" There's no time.

No, there is time, Dan.

You can do this, ma'am.

We'll have to push the speech back Yeah, fine.

I can be fast.

Well, I'm not going to a fucking gun show.

Uh, well, yes, you are going to a "fucking gun show," even if I have to put a gun to your fucking head.

Okay, we can make this work.

We do shake, show, speech all in 90 minutes.

You know what? Today is the day that Selina Meyer's campaign begins.

You say that once a week.

We're gonna need road maps.

Scramble 30 extra cops, tell my mother to push the weekly call to Wednesday and let's plan this beast.