All right, let's go, guys.
I went to a Mexican karaoke restaurant and I did "Hallelujah" by Leonard Cohen.
Oh, no, you didn't.
I did, and I changed the "hallelujah" to "jalapeño.
" Oh ho ho! I can imagine that was very funny, sir.
Oh, Christ.
It's the Committee.
They're gonna vote on the POTUS investigation.
Yeah, I think that's gonna be fine, sir.
Yeah, of course you do, Jonah.
You don't get the complexity.
You're the world's biggest single-cell organism.
Hey, Amy, you know Schmidt at the State Department? He's the whistleblower.
Yeah.
POTUS is gonna be up Shit Creek and I am not hanging around to be his fucking paddle.
- I'm not.
- It's not coming to that, ma'am.
We don't know.
All I'm saying is that there are going to be difficult choices to make, you know? Like "Sophie's Choice" choices, except more important because it's gonna be about me.
Well, hey there! All right.
Great! - All right, ma'am.
- Okay.
She is definitely wearing too much makeup.
She looks like Marcel Marceau.
Yeah.
He couldn't tell the difference between real glass and air either.
Come on, that's fuckin' funny.
- On your marks - Wait.
- Yeah.
- I'm scared.
- get set, go! - Yeah.
Okay.
- Oh, shit.
- Let's do it! Yeah, I see you! I see you.
Let's get moving! Oh, Christ.
Did we warn her one of the Get Moving ambassadors was a one-legged veteran? He's behind her.
She's never gonna see him.
But wait, does it look good her beating a one-legged guy like that? No, it doesn't look good.
The alternative is a little worse, don't you think? The key is we make it look like she could beat the guy, but then she lets him win.
Yeah, a win-win by losing.
That's good.
Yeah? Hello? Gary, you need to get her to slow down.
Oh, thank God.
It looks bad if she's beating the disabled guy.
Okay.
Hey, ma'am, ma'am.
- You gotta slow down.
- Why? It looks bad.
Oh, God, what? My face.
No, your face looks fine.
You're beating a disabled guy.
Oh, come on.
Don't be so hard on yourself, Gary.
Oh, God.
I can't stop her.
She's unstoppable.
- - - Dep Sec Schmidt is testifying.
House Judiciary Committee is discussing an impeachment vote.
Burn everything incriminating, including this building.
Burn all the White House pets and then yourselves.
Burn yourselves first.
Jonah, you go down to the race site, make sure the vice president says she stands by POTUS.
Mr.
Ryan, ensure that the vice president does not respond to any questions about the impeachment vote.
Those are contradictory orders.
You make sure that she stands up and she shits back.
- Refuses to engage at all.
- Okay, so I should - Pick a fucking side.
- Use your judgment.
Sir, that's not my strongest suit.
Aw, Christ.
Schmidt at the State Department just pushed the button.
The Judiciary Committee says he's agreed to testify.
Okay, give me Gary again.
- Please, get me Gary again.
- You know what? Pull over here.
Could this go to an impeachment vote? All right, look, you guys go ahead.
We're gonna make sure Gary keeps up with her.
Okay, okay.
- Gary! Gary, come here! - Gary! Gary! As soon as she crosses the finish line, the press is gonna be all over her.
- All right, so what do we say? - Hang on, hang on.
- No, no, fuck it.
We gotta go.
- No, come on, man.
- Come on! - Fuck! Gary! Gary.
What? What? The Judiciary Committee is talking impeachment vote.
We need to give her a response.
I'm way behind.
If I keep talking, I'm gonna vomit.
Jonah? Yeah.
What's up, you fuckin' Lorax? Hey, Dan, if you're trying to get a statement to the veep, it's this full commitment to the president, total backing.
No, no, no, no.
She will support him, but she will not back him.
- He's too toxic.
- No, full backing, full support.
Oh, God, this zipper is like a cheese grater on my dick.
Ha ha! Lorax.
So which one of us do you think Andre the Giant Jagoff is gonna obey? - Jonah? - Yeah.
- 100 bucks says you.
- Really? He's an idiot.
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