So, Rashad has 82 apples and 12 friends all of whom are hungry.
And, uh, so he looks carefully at his apples and sees that seven have worms.
Another 15 have gone rotten.
But he wants to be fair and distribute all the good apples equally.
- "Distribute"? - Give out.
- Well, just say that, yo? - OK.
OK, so how many apples does each of Rashad's friends get: A - four, B - five.
C - six or D - seven? Take your time but do it fast.
Nigger said, "I got my rights," so my boy said, "Oh, yeah? Well, here's a left to go with your right.
" He was like, pow! - Calvin, you done already? - Uh-huh.
- Yeah? - B - 5.
How did you work that out so fast? Easy.
"B - 5" got the dinks.
- The what? - If you want, I could show you.
Don't show him, show me.
OK.
You did this with the earlier math class, right? So, you, like, got 82 apples and then how many blah, blah, blah then you went, like, dinking all round this one and no other one.
So the answer is "B - 5.
" Everybody get that? - Yeah.
- "B - 5," it got all the dinks.
"B - 5," and I'm an Audi 5000.
When you walk through the garden Watch your back Well I beg your pardon Walk the straight and narrow track If you walk with Jesus He'll save your soul Gotta keep the devil down in the hole He's got fire and the fury At his command Well, you don't got to worry Hold on to Jesus' hand We'll be safe from Satan When the thunder rolls But you gotta keep the devil Down in the hole Oh yeah, mm We'll be safe from Satan Gotta keep the devil Down in the hole Keep him in the hole In the hole Down in the hole Down in the hole Keep him in the hole Keep him in the Down in the hole Down in the hole Keep him in the hole Keep him in the Down in the hole Down in the hole The priority should be keeping the H files up to date with all notes transcribed, the standard office report.
Uh On our day shift today, you may encounter Councilman and Democratic mayoral nominee Thomas Carcetti, who's been fact-finding within the department.
So, if you go leaving your facts laying around and he finds them, that shit's on you.
Uh, lastly, as most of you are already aware, our CID Commander Raymond Foerster, after a long bout with cancer, passed away last night at Johns Hopkins.
Better, uh, eulogies are coming.
So, let me just say that the man served 39 years attaining the rank of colonel without leaving a trail of bitterness or betrayal.
In this department, that's not a career, it's a miracle.
Uh, there'll be a detective's wake this evening followed by viewings on Wednesday and a burial Mass on Friday.
The family suggests donations to the colonel's favorite charities.
Addresses will be posted in the coffee room.
All told.
And, Bunk, I just got your overtime for the week.
Get in to my office and pull your pants down.
No, no, no! Fuck that.
You finish a pot, you make the next one.
OK.
I don't see the right one in here anywhere.
- Sergeant Hauk.
- Yes, sir.
I just got off with Beauford at IAD.
He says a harassment complaint's been filed.
A Jamaican woman says you had her searched by Amtrak police? Yeah.
Well, you see, in my report, we had what we thought was reliable info that she was a drug courier for Marlo Stanfield.
I mean, we actually scoped Stanfield with her.
What was the info? The CI's been reliable.
Great track record with us.
Long history.
CI 238.
Give me his name.
His name? Sir.
Sir! Sir, I've never been comfortable with, you know, tossing around names of informants in squad rooms.
- I feel that it's - Name.
Fuzzy Dunlop, sir.
- I might have to meet this character.
- He's kind of leery of meets.
He's been reliable, I promise you.
This one baffled the shit out of me, too.
But he's never been off, never.
You jumped out on bad information, Sergeant.
You brought in another agency and brought discredit to this unit - my unit.
In good faith though, sir.
If anything comes of this, I have your report, and I will bury you with it.
And in case you haven't been paying attention to the election results, your rabbi has left the building.
- No tantrums today? - What's the point? - They're not gonna suspend us, right? - Right.
What's the point? So, we're here, like it or not.
If it makes you feel better, you're here because you beat the system.
You had no interest in class, and you made it impossible for everybody else, and now you're out.
You won.
- Yeah! - You feel like winners? - Always.
- That's how we did.
Who's we? - Us.
- No, who are you? - Players.
- Kingpins? Nah, that comes later.
Right now, we just corner boys.
- So how long until you're kingpins? - I'm thinking two, three years.
Two, three years.
Let me ask, and I want everybody to write this down, where do you see yourself in ten years? Come on, pencil and paper.
This isn't schoolwork, this is about y'all.
- She's young but she's good.
- Yeah.
Doctoral candidate, psych department of College Park.
Thesis work is on social alienation and analysis.
- All right, how many wrote "NBA"? - Yeah, but only for the Lakers.
I want to be a pediatric neurosurgeon like that one nigger, what's his name? - Ben Carson.
- Yeah, that dude.
- A black surgeon at Hopkins.
- You need to go to medical school.
Whatever.
- How many wrote "dead"? - Shit, you saw that coming, huh? Shame y'all have so little time and you're wasting it here.
You know where you're going.
- We can't teach you anything about that? - That's what we've been saying.
- Namond, put away the magazine.
- I ain't reading no magazine.
- Namond.
- What? It ain't even mine.
- It was laying here when I came in.
- Y'all little pissers.
You know, we're giving them a fine education.
"It ain't even mine.
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