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Hey, buddy!
You missed it, didn't you?
Last week.
Want to know what happened?
Huh?
Give me a buck.
Ooh! Met a woman.
Crazy as a loon.
Made my heart stir and my loins moist.
Dr.
Jones? Dr.
Ingrid Jones?
My medications were
off.
Wasn't the real me.
I think it was the real
you, and I loved it.
[TAMI] Probably the
worst lay I've ever had.
[RETCHES] You fuck for shit.
Fuck you, I fuck for shit.
See you later, Jabby!
[LIP] You sure Fiona said
she was gonna drive you?
[IAN] Yep.
I'm gonna miss you.
[IAN] I love you guys.
[GATE BUZZES]
If I don't come up with 25 grand,
I'm gonna be in default
on my partnership agreement
and lose my $100,000 investment.
Then I'll have to foreclose
on my apartment building.
- Is Ford here?
- I got this, Patty.
You said Patty was your mother.
I'm his wife.
I'm such a fucking idiot!
- Take your fucking hands
- No!
- off my car!
- Fiona!
[CRYING]
[CRASH]
[GROANING]
Fuck.
Fiona!
[Rock music]
Think of all the luck you got
Know that it's not for naught
You were beaming once before
But it's not like that anymore
What is this downside
That you speak of?
What is this feeling
You're so sure of?
Round up the friends you got
Know that they're not for naught
You were willing once before
But it's not like that anymore
What is this downside
That you speak of?
What is this feeling
You're so sure of?
[ALARM RINGING]
[LIP] What the fuck?
- [CARL] Jesus fucking Christ.
- [DEBBIE] Smoke?
Does anyone smell smoke?
It's not the smoke alarm.
Where is that sound coming from?
You know, it could be a bomb.
It's not a bomb.
Watch out, bud.
[GROANS SOFTLY]
[RINGING CONTINUES]
[LAUGHS]
Oh, fucker.
Ian.
[CARL SCOFFS] Shithead.
[LAUGHS] Genius.
Oh, that's so sweet.
He doesn't want us to forget him.
[LIP] Yeah, it's real sweet.
All right, go to bed, guys.
[LAUGHS]
[rock music]
[INGRID] Three, two,
one, go!
Whoo!
[LAUGHS]
Wha-ho! Well?
- Five and a half seconds.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes!
I knew it! I knew that Vaseline
would make better lube than lube.
We're smoking now.
I got
- some velocity down there.
- [KNOCKING]
[RANDY] Ingrid? You okay in there?
Your neighbors are a pain in the ass.
- No, it's my ex-husband.
- [FRANK COUGHS]
He thinks he can look after me
just because we share a duplex wall.
Oh.
[INGRID] I'm fine,
Randy! Go back to bed!
[RANDY] You sure, hon?
Maybe I should come in.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm on a date.
Never been better.
Bye! [CHUCKLES]
Man.
I never realized how much fun
indoor tobogganing could be.
- It should be a thing.
- [LAUGHS]
[SIGHS] You know, you shouldn't
have to be off your meds
to have this much fun.
It is fun.
- Fuck, you have strong weed.
- Uh-huh.
It's supposed to make you really sleepy,
but I don't know.
It
just makes me all
Vroom alive.
[LAUGHS]
Well, when you wave
that flag in front of me,
I feel like a bull standing before
a matador in "Barthelona.
"
- [GROWLS]
- [LAUGHS]
My little Spanish-English muffin.
All right, my turn.
- All right, suit up.
- Okay, lube me up.
Let's go.
- To the top! Here we go!
- Okay.
- Whee!
- [LAUGHS]
All right, guys, cereal or toast?
Do you have the stuff to make pancakes?
Pancakes? Let's make pancakes.
All right, let me rephrase.
Cereal, toast, or nothing?
[DEBBIE] Toast.
Cereal.
[DEBBIE MURMURS]
Oh, what's with the suit? Somebody die?
No, Brad's baby's
getting christened today.
Christening? Is that
where you get the wine
and shitty little cracker?
No, that's confirmation.
Christening's when you
waterboard the baby.
[LIP] All right, we
gotta divide and conquer
now that school's out.
Who's gonna watch Liam today?
- [CARL] Nope.
- [DEBBIE] Not me.
I'm in sixth grade.
I
don't need a babysitter.
Yeah, scholastically,
you're in sixth grade.
In real life, you're nine.
By the time I was nine,
I had three years' experience
being a full-time nanny.
In fact, how would you like to make
five bucks an hour this summer, Liam?
Ten bucks and one-hour lunch.
Deal.
No, Liam's a minor, all right?
He's got to have another
adult around to watch Franny.
Better Liam than some shitty day care
that'll cram her into a Pack 'n Play
with eight other toddlers.
[GASPS] You love your Uncle Liam,
don't you, girlfriend?
Hey, Carl, what you got today?
Kelly's coming over
later to help me move.
They can hang out with us,
as long as you guys
disappear when we bone.
- Move? Where you going?
- [CARL] Leveling up, son.
Liam's got Fiona's room.
Debbie's got Debbie's.
Figure since Ian's out of the house,
I'll take Frank's room, let you rock
with the boys' room solo,
if that's cool with you.
Yeah, sure, sounds good to me.
[DEBBIE] We can't not have a bed
for Frank anymore, can we?
- [LIP] Of course we can.
- Fuck Frank.
Shouldn't we get Fiona's opinion first?
- No.
- I'm kind of worried about her.
She hasn't responded to
any of my texts or calls.
- Have you guys heard from her?
- Mm-mm.
To stand Ian up on his
last day before prison
and not drive him when
she said she would
It's not like her.
Uh, it's called passive-aggression, Debs.
She's still mad at Ian.
[GROANS SOFTLY]
[VERONICA] Hey, girls are in school.
Coffee's hot.
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