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The fuck were you doing last week
that was more important
than watching Shameless?
Protesting homophobia and bigotry?
Damn right you were.
- [ALL CHEERING]
- Now watch the show!
They made a list of the rapiest bars
on the South Side, and
The Alibi's number one?
I can't go to public
school.
Hopkins made me soft.
I have manners now.
I eat pâté.
There's three weeks of school left,
and you got to go somewhere.
What if I help you get better grades?
For free?
No, for protection from Cracker Girl.
Okay, deal.
Your political contributions are welcome
and most appreciated.
Mo White is our only hope.
You sure this isn't
about the money, Frank?
Of course it's about the money, Tommy.
- You got a sister?
- Half-sister.
She's been in and out of
rehab, like, 100 times.
I look after her kid sometimes.
The woman who owns box 669
Could you tell me about her?
- I mean, what's she like?
- She's a junkie.
Her daughter's in here all
the time looking for her.
There's a kid
I want you to recommend to West Point.
I already recommended someone.
- [WUBBY] Oh!
- Bitch, I'm not asking.
[WINCES] What's his name?
Carl Gallagher.
Aah!
Why do you wear an ankle bracelet
that shocks you when
you get near a school?
She told me she was 18.
- But
- But?
She wasn't.
[ROCK MUSIC]
Think of all the luck you got
Know that it's not for naught
You were beaming once before
But it's not like that anymore
What is this downside
That you speak of?
What is this feeling
You're so sure of?
Round up the friends you got
Know that they're not for naught
You were willing once before
But it's not like that anymore
What is this downside
That you speak of?
What is this feeling
You're so sure of?
[CHUCKLES] No.
I'm not feeling so good.
Think I'm coming down with something.
Buddy, it's not happening.
You're going to school.
Go.
It's a waste of time.
I'm not learning anything.
Can you just homeschool me?
No coffee.
Milk or juice.
[LIAM] All the famous
people are homeschooled
Leonardo da Vinci, Abe Lincoln,
Justin Bieber.
I don't see you painting the ceiling
of the Sistine Chapel
anytime soon, Biebs.
Go.
[DOGS BARKING, GROWLING]
Hey, Carl, how much longer those dogs
gonna be dying down there?
It's in God's hands now.
Well, tell God to hurry
the fuck up, all right?
The whole house stinks.
I'm providing an essential service
to below-the-poverty-line
animal lovers
while racking up on
community service hours
for my West Point application.
- It's a win-win.
- Hey.
Military service is for losers.
Spoken like a true patriot.
And I'll be proud to protect
your Constitutional right
to be an asshole, Frank.
- What's with the outfit?
- Got to hit the stump with Mo.
Tomorrow's election day.
We're fighting
for the under-represented
Caucasian male.
I think you're on the wrong
side of history on this one.
Oh, I know Mo probably
- isn't gonna win.
- Probably?
[FRANK] But democracy's about
fighting for what you believe is right.
And rounding up as much
campaign contribution cash as possible.
[FRANK] Mo isn't taking
money from lobbyists
and corporate elites.
Only small donations
- from the local citizenry.
- [TOASTER DINGS]
[LIP] 'Cause nobody with any sense
would want to support a pedophile.
Au contraire, fruit of my loins.
No less a luminary than the president
of these United States
supported a candidate of
questionable sexual history
in regard to the
chasing of underage tail.
Yeah, and the guy lost.
How much you getting paid, Frank?
[LIP] Here you go.
I take a small stipend,
as is the custom for campaign managers.
Might not want to wear that shirt
out of the house, Frank.
[SIGHS]
Hey, you okay?
Couldn't sleep.
Got used to all the noise in jail.
It's too quiet here.
First time anybody's ever
said that about this place.
Hey, you meet your public defender yet?
Geneva and the Gay Jesus
donors got a lawyer for me.
Rich queer, too much time on his hands
since same-sex marriage got fixed.
[LIP] All right.
Hey,
Xan, Liam, we got to go.
Here you go.
Hey, uh, Ian,
Debbie was supposed to
come home last night.
Franny's sleeping upstairs.
Can you keep an eye on her
until, uh, she gets back?
Debbie didn't come home last night?
No, no, she said she was going
to see a band with some friend.
[FRANK] Just like her mother,
ready to spread her legs
for any guy with a wallet chain
and a flaming skull tattoo.
Still Father of the Year, Frank.
[DOGS CONTINUE BARKING]
[SEDATE MUSIC]
Before you, I was all alone
You have time for breakfast?
Yeah, sure.
- I work swing today.
- Mm.
Mm.
Patsy's?
Ah, you mind if we stay in?
I can make us some waffles.
- Waffles?
- Yeah.
I love waffles.
Mm.
And I have fresh strawberries.
- Fresh strawberries?
- Mm-hmm.
- I love fresh strawberries.
- [LAUGHS]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
I just can't believe
that Frank is supporting
that child-fucker Mo White.
I'm surprised anything Frank
does still surprises you.
You have time to knock on a few doors
for Ruiz with me later?
Ruiz, not Wyman?
Why would I support Wyman?
'Cause she's a woman.
Oh, I should support her
just 'cause she's a woman?
So you would never support
a woman 'cause you're a man?
Ruiz is pro-development, pro-business.
He'll be good for the South Side.
[CHUCKLES] And he'll be good for you.
I'm not gonna apologize for
enlightened self-interest.
That's what makes America work.
Spoken like a true robber baron.
Spoken like a true socialist.
I'm Irish Free health care,
free college tuition.
Endless rain, potato famine.
Bit behind the times, aren't you?
It doesn't rain?
Patsy's at 5:00.
We'll hit Pilsen.
We got to get those Ruiz votes out
so I can continue exploiting the masses.
- [FORD] Mm-hmm.
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