[bluesy music]
All right.
I'm sorry.
Mm-hmm.
[Debbie exhales heavily]
I gotta get this one into
the bathtub.
Pee-yew!
- [Kelly] Okay, I'll text you later.
- [Debbie] Cool.
Hey, you want a beer?
No, thanks.
Are you fucking my sister?
- You're insane.
- Am I?
Carl, Debbie and I are friends.
You're overthinking it.
Overthinking what? What
am I overthinking?
I think we should break up.
Why, 'cause you love my sister?
No, because you're too clingy.
Oh, come on, Debbie's
clingier than I am.
Oh, my God!
That's it, I am leaving.
You know, I like you, Carl,
but seriously, what the fuck?
Oh, come on.
Call me when you're not so needy.
All right, see ya.
[knock at door]
That's what I thought.
Oh.
What-what do you mean, "oh"? Shut up.
Lip!
Hey.
Uh, did Xan call?
[Lip] Yeah.
Yeah, a little while ago.
- Where you going?
- I feel like breaking shit.
[door clicks open]
[door slams]
So Xan's okay.
- Yeah.
- Good.
Here's the deal: the last
thing I need in my life
is a man telling me what to do.
I really don't give a shit
about what you think,
but I do understand
that you might have some
feelings about this.
But I want to be clear:
you do not get a vote.
I don't get a vote,
like, not even one?
One.
Out of 100.
I get the other 99.
[scoffs softly]
What if we're not meant to be together?
Then we break up.
What if the baby has, like,
Down syndrome or something?
I'll help you take care of it.
I'm gonna die at a young age, so
I'll still be here.
Yeah, well, what if
you get hit by a bus?
All right, look, maybe I will.
All right, we don't know
what's gonna happen,
but if you decide to have this baby,
I want to make damn
sure it has a father.
Okay.
I hear you.
Okay.
Should we, like, get one of those books:
What to Expect When You're
Pregnant or whatever?
Not if you're not gonna be pregnant.
Are you gonna be pregnant?
I have no idea.
What would I even name it?
I don't know, we talking
a boy or a girl?
I don't know, like
pretend it's a boy.
Hambone.
What? No.
[scoffs]
Bird?
Who the hell names their kid Bird?
Charlie Parker's parents.
No, that was a nickname.
It was 'cause he liked chicken.
Oh, didn't know that.
Uh, Wilmoth?
- [laughing] Jesus.
- What?
These are the worst names I ever heard.
I take it back.
I will not be
there for our child, all right?
Okay, can we just not
talk about it anymore?
Can we, like, pretend it's not happening
and maybe it'll just go away?
Yeah, all right.
All right, I'm fucking
starving.
I need food.
Yeah, you, uh you
like popcorn shrimp?
[groans softly]
[groans]
[grunts]
Ugh.
[solemn music]
[groans]
[exhales heavily]
[groaning]
[breathing heavily]
[groaning]
[sniffles]
[vomits]
[spits]
[exhales heavily]
[groaning]
[breathing heavily]
[vomits]
[breathing heavily]
[groaning]
[sniffles]
[sighs]
[crying]
[man] It was only about
two blocks from my house.
I was woken up by the
sound, a crashing sound.
And I could hear myself screaming.
I had crashed my car into
the back of a moving van.
There was glass everywhere.
Airbag deployed.
My nose was bleeding.
I didn't feel any pain till much later,
but I didn't care about myself.
I just kept thinking
I could have killed someone.
This is really hard
for me to talk about.
[rock music]
Whose porn is this?
It's mine.
Giving it to KJ now.
Oh, why you getting rid
of your porn, tater tot?
Just the girl-on-girl stuff.
Kinda makes me sad.
Yeah.
Seen it.
Seen it.
In it.
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