9. A Yurt of One's Own (第6季)【完整台词】

Thank you.

One for you and one for me.

Hell did you put on your face? The girls did it.

You know, they said it was water-soluble, but I tried to wash it off my hands.

It won't come off.

Don't even touch me with that shit.

Hey, is that the, uh, girl who looks like a dude? No, that's an actual dude.

Uh, the girl dude, she has a mustache.

Oh.

- Yeah, who is this? - Mandy.

Hey.

Hi.

Wh-where are you? Uh, I'm I'm at a party with Lip.

Don't Don't tell him it's me.

Tell him it's someone else, okay? - What's going on? - I left Indiana.

I'm in Chicago in a hotel downtown in some serious shit.

I I didn't know who else to call, but I can't get into it on the phone.

- Can you come here? - Wh Now? Wh-where are you? McCormick Park Hotel.

Uh, Water Street and Columbus.

Room 218.

And try not to talk to the front desk if you can help it.

- Why not? - Just come now.

And don't tell Lip.

Wait, Ma Hey, uh, I'm gonna split.

What, wait.

You're leaving? Yeah, I'm, uh I'm gonna go meet Caleb.

I thought he was working.

Got his schedules mixed up.

All right, man.

Have fun.

Okay.

Hey, here's, uh, a couple Hurricane shots for you and, uh, one for me.

You can sit anywhere.

Is Carl working? You can go on back if you want.

Make sure he's decent.

Your boss said you were back here.

Uh, what's going on? You here to eat? Mm.

J-Dubb told me you were working.

Kid has a big mouth.

You don't want people knowing you got a job? There's nothing wrong with that.

You gonna record me or what? That why you came here? Why you just walk by me today? I had to get to work.

This whole year, you were trying to get with me and getting me stuff.

Now you don't even look at me.

You not feeling me or something? No.

Yeah, I do.

So what's up? This is what's up.

Washing dishes with eggs and mayonnaise, wearing a damn hairnet.

I got my check from my boss.

I thought he was playing a joke.

And if you didn't want me when I had cash, how am I supposed to get with you now? That whole wannabe gangster act, you were trying too hard.

But what you just said? That was real.

Put the hairnet back on.

No way.

- Please.

- Hell no.

So you gonna record me? I don't work till five tomorrow.

See you after school.

Sean, hey.

I miss you.

Uh, call me.

Uh, when you're ready.

Hello? I told my girlfriend this morning, "Don't worry, Fiona won't screw me over.

" - That's funny, huh? - What's wrong? What, you're keeping my grandma's ring and you want a list of my assets? I never told the lawyer No, no, hey.

That's fine, all right? But I just want you to remember, this is how you wanted to play it.

I am not coming after your money.

And the ring is at a pawn shop.

A-and if you can't wait till I can get the cash, then go buy it yourself and I'll just pay you back.

I promise.

Hello? Mandy.

- Who is it? - It's me.

Come in, quick.

Hey, you all right? Well, I did some crank; don't ask me why, 'cause I fucking hate that shit.

Is that why you called? - 'Cause I did crank? - Well No, that that's why.

Oh, shit.

Who's he? Said his name was Andy, but who knows? Don't worry about him.

He's dead.

What happened? Mandy, what happened? I've got blood on this dress.

I've worn this, like, twice.

Mandy! I met him through my service.

What service? Escort.

Living out here is gonna do you a world of good, Frankie.

I always loved the great outdoors.

Of course, there was usually an underpass to keep the rain off.

Hey, the kid's not gonna sleep with us, is he? Has his own tent.

Good night, Chuckapoo.

Well, what if there's a mountain lion? Oh, gosh, we are barely outside of the city, kid.

Be lucky if you see a squirrel.

Mwah.

In here.

Cozy.

Frank, this is Pan and Tahuti.

- You share a tent? - No.

- Thank God.

- They're just here for sex.

With who? Oh, don't tell me you're screwing these octogenarian patchouli-freaks? Want some tea? Does no one smoke weed? There's room for you, Frankie.

But if you want to wait outside, that's okay too.

I call shotgun.

Two, three, push.

Okay, good.

Just one more.