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You don't think I have enough
to do around here?
Jesus, I'm not
your fucking mother.
Here's what you missed
last week on Shameless.
I'm Frank.
This is Debbie.
You're here to interview
as the nanny.
Hi.
You're setting me up with
a dying woman's husband?
Unlock the downstairs window,
I'll sneak in late,
sleep on the floor.
I'll be gone before anyone
wakes up.
I was hoping you'd come.
I was hoping you'd say that.
Man, what's with you
and this bike anyway?
When I was nine years old,
I got a bike just like this one.
Had it for one day before Pops
traded it for a rock.
Need my gun.
Oh, and don't forget, we still
need a volunteer to host
the foster child we're receiving
this morning.
- We'll take him.
- What?
- Who are they?
- They're refugee kids.
You're not a boy.
How could you send out
that picture of Helene?
I just saw your phone there
and the idea popped into my head
like divine intervention.
It's all over
the goddamn school.
I'm into you.
I thought you were into me.
- I am.
- Well, what's the problem?
What do you want?
- A date.
- A date?
Fiona, the sheriffs are here.
They're kicking us out!
What?
They're putting everything
on the street!
What is going on?
Getting evicted!
think of all
the luck you got
know that
it's not for naught
you were beaming
once before
but it's not like that
anymore
what is this downside
that you speak of?
what is this feeling
you're so sure of?
round up
the friends you got
know that
they're not for naught
you were willing
once before
but it's not like that
anymore
what is this downside
that you speak of?
what is this feeling
you're so sure of?
on my grind all day
and night
I can't stop
till my paper's right
my cheese what's up?
I hop by the drop
on top of a red carpet
niggers who start shit
get your heart hit
hardest nigger alive
and the West is us
neck is crushed
the vest is fucked
- nigga what's up?
- what's up?
ice bling like baby
niggers in the club shady
jack or mack your old lady
this way
this bae hold .
380s
at your waistline
next time you pay me
Good thing we didn't get
that apartment.
Hotels are for ballers.
Black with 12 sugars.
Sweet and dark,
just like your bitches.
National Cheerleading
Championships just rolled in.
Honeys all up and down
this mofo.
Let's go down to the gym.
Bouncing treadmill titties.
Not even titties?
Can't stay messed up about
that bike forever, man.
Not gonna be forever.
How long?
Till I make it right.
Holy shit.
Why am I here?
Uh
You crawled into bed hammered,
then sang a little
and passed out.
Oh, no.
Not Melissa Etheridge.
I don't know who that is.
Did I do anything else?
Uh, you groped me a little.
Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry.
No worries.
Um, I'm gonna go make
the kids pancakes.
Yesterday we did chocolate chip.
Today I'm gonna do blueberry
and tomorrow
we're trying for pumpkin.
Lot of pancakes.
Good morning!
I'm here to concierge you
through your hangover
and straight into
your doctor's appointment.
I passed out in Debbie's bed
last night.
Yikes.
How'd she take it?
Fine, but I-I feel like
an idiot.
What's gotten into me?
I'm not attracted to her.
I feel maternal towards her.
It's a nurturing instinct.
She's very nurture-able.
I'm losing my shit, Frank.
It's hitting me.
I just keep thinking about
that coffin
and my body inside it.
I'm gonna puke.
How was last night's tangle?
Huh?
You and Erica.
Little scissor action?
Ew, no.
It was so not like that.
She was just
drunk and confused,
and she's married to a guy.
A woman's sexuality is as fluid
as the Mississippi.
Mark my words, kid.
She's sweet on you.
You are so sexy when
you're in the thrall
of a small lit rectangle.
You're up early.
Procedure tomorrow
freaking you out?
Abortion, you mean?
You can say the word.
And no.
What the hell is that?
- Three grand a month?
- Mm-hmm.
That place is a dump.
Yeah, it's a block away
from our old place.
The fella who lived
here hung himself.
I didn't see that
in the listing.
You want coffee?
Liam was born in that house.
And Carl and Debbie.
Yeah, and you were abused
and neglected
and saddled with the burden of
raising five kids in that house.
What am I gonna do without
Kev and V next door?
You'll stay friends
or you'll grow apart
the way adults do.
I want some coffee.
Fuck!
Fuck!
I forgot something at the house.
I got to get it before
the new owners move in.
You have time to go.
Go ahead, I'll watch Liam.
- Go.
- Thanks.
- I won't be long.
- Okay.
How are you so awesome?
Trial and error.
Uh-oh.
Oh, goddamn pregnancy hormones.
Can't wait to get it sucked out.
Fuck.
Hey.
Get up.
What time is it?
Like 10:00, so get up.
Uh, I need to ask you advice.
I'm going on a date.
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