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Billy, tell 'em what they missed.
Billy?
Fiona Gallagher,
will ya marry me?
Yeah.
Wanna do it right this time.
Immigration's gonna put her back
on the next boat to Moscow.
- I'll figure it out.
- We took care of it.
Courthouse this afternoon.
- In and out and hitched.
- What?
You two having sex?
- Dad.
- No.
Hey, stop!
Who the hell are you?
The law, motherfucker!
I think I wanna be a cop.
I ace the test,
then I get the paperwork
to get certified.
"Have you ever spent any time
in a mental institution?"
Your mental health is none
of their business, lie.
I'm sorry I didn't have
time to finish your work.
I was busy getting fired,
kicked out of my room,
and forced to write a ten-page essay
on the dangers of drinking.
You're smart, Lip,
but grow the fuck up!
Oh, like you? A drunk has-been
thriving off of other people's work?
No wonder your kid wants
nothing to do with you.
Contractions are only
three minutes apart.
Oh, Debs
- Are you okay?
- My water broke.
Push, push, push.
Keep pushing.
Hi, Francis.
Francis?
- After her grandfather.
- Frank?
You were right.
I need
to do this on my own.
Think of all the luck you got
Know that it's not for naught
You were beaming once before
But it's not like that anymore
What is this downside
That you speak of?
What is this feeling
You're so sure of?
Round up the friends you got
Know that they're not for naught
You were willing once before
But it's not like that anymore
What is this downside
That you speak of?
What is this feeling
You're so sure of?
- Kid's got a set of lungs.
- Yeah.
How 'bout a cup?
I'm good.
Not everyone wants your
microbes in his food.
Are those my drawers?
How long do you think she can go for?
Uh, she stopped for, like,
a half an hour last night.
I'm glad I moved back home.
Wouldn't wanna miss this.
That sounds like a hunger cry.
Debs might not be producing enough milk.
She might need to
supplement with formula.
- Someone should tell her.
- Not you?
It's none of my business.
She's made that abundantly clear.
She's not sleeping, eating, showering.
I wish she'd let one of
you just hold the baby.
Well, maybe she's got
that postpartum thing.
You know, when girls go feral in corners
and gouge anyone's eyes
out who gets too close.
What're those, uh, things called
that guys wear at weddings?
The flower things?
Uh, yeah, boutonnieres.
- Lip and Ian get 'em, right?
- Yeah.
I gotta meet with the florist,
figure out what I'm orderin'.
If they're walking you down
the aisle, they get 'em.
Uh, and ushers, groomsmen
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
my daughter will be
accompanied by her father
as she ambles to the altar.
Her who?
Oh, you mean that deadbeat
that consistently fails to
take care of his family?
I may not have been present
for your first steps
or your first lost tooth
or your first blow job,
but as patriarch, I'm entitled
to my traditional place of honor
next to you for your big day.
Then it's my traditional right
to ask said patriarch to pay for it.
Done.
What?
Done.
I'll pay.
- In money.
- Cash.
Dinero.
Greenbacks.
Well, you know, if you're
catching up on, uh, Dad shit,
you can cover my tuition.
Teach me how to ride a bike.
I never had a sweet sixteen.
Could throw me one after the wedding.
Has anyone seen Carl?
Uh, yeah, he left a half hour ago.
At 6:00 in the morning? Did he say why?
Find somewhere to sleep without
a screaming infant, maybe?
- All right, kid, let's go.
- No way.
- He's got Headstart.
- That's where I'm taking him.
A white rose for my boutonniere.
Hey, which florist? What time?
The Armenian on Clark at 1:00.
- See ya there.
- Wow.
Be funny if he actually showed up.
What would he do? Pretend
to reach for his wallet?
- Frank owns a wallet?
- I can hear you.
Those are my boots.
Hey!
Get used to it.
Hey, Debs.
Where you off to?
School.
Missed a bunch.
Gotta catch up.
With Franny?
Yeah.
Great, have fun.
Yeah, I can take ya.
It's too cold to walk with a baby.
No, thanks.
I'm driving right by
the school.
Come on.
Don't make it a whole thing.
See ya at work.
I gotta do some, uh, reading for class.
She needs help and sleep.
Yeah, so do we.
- Oh, shit, it's them.
- Fuck, Immigration.
- Fuck!
- Don't forget your lines.
Okay, okay, okay.
Jeez.
Coming.
Morning.
Lester from USCIS.
- Oh.
- Immigration?
Met at your bar a few weeks ago?
Just a routine mandatory check
to see if the living
situation is as reported.
Please, come in.
So I've been crashing on
their couch as you can see.
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