- Is that bad?
Social Security numbers
have nine.
Oh, fuck me.
Guy scammed me.
All right,
I'll get a better one.
Just give me some time.
- Already fixed.
- What do you mean?
We took care of it.
- How?
- Courthouse this afternoon.
In and out and hitched.
- What?
- You got married?
Like fast food drive-thru.
McLesbian wedding.
You didn't say anything.
Not a big deal.
That's not the point.
You went behind my back.
It's just a piece of paper.
hip-hop music
[Debbie screaming]
Contractions are only
three minutes apart.
- Are you sure?
- [Debbie] Yes!
Oh!
[screams]
Well squeeze your legs together!
[screaming]
[tool powers down]
I aced the test.
Congratulations.
And then I get the paperwork
to get certified.
"Have you ever spent any time
in a mental institution
or been treated
for mental illness?"
You fucking believe that?
I get a perfect score
on my test,
and they want to keep me
from being an EM because I--I--I fucking
I spent a few days
in an inpatient program.
Lie.
What?
It's none of their
goddamn business.
You--you want me
to lie to them?
Sign it and send it in.
Really?
Why not?
Well, you were pissed at me
this morning
'cause I didn't want to tell you
my sexual history.
I was.
So you want me to lie to them
but not to you?
Yeah.
You don't see a problem
with that?
They're not sucking your dick.
It's a job.
Your mental health
is none of their business.
Were you worried
I was gonna freak
on how many guys
you've been with?
I'm a good-looking fireman.
Son, I'll go toe-to-toe
with your number
any day of the week.
I told the nurse I have no idea
how many guys I've been with.
I danced in a strip club,
and I worked the back of
the house as much as the front.
All right.
Okay.
I did a porn movie.
You did a porn?
Bareback.
Got it.
Give me that.
[sighs]
Fuck 'em.
Sign it.
We'll drop it in the mail
on the way to Carmadelle's.
I made a reservation.
Told 'em to put
some champagne on ice.
I knew you were gonna
ace that shit.
[laughs softly]
[Frank grunts]
I'm coming.
[Debbie]
Aah.
Aah!
Oh!
'Ere you go.
Frank, you're the only one
who's ever been there for me.
Taking me to doctor's
appointments,
making sure I always have
a roof over my head.
Bringing me home.
You're carrying on
a family tradition
having your baby here.
All my kids
were born in that house.
Almost all of 'em survived.
I'll cut the cord.
- [Debbie] Hey!
- Okay.
Come on.
[Cortez] Shouldn't have fucked
with G-Dogg.
[Debbie]
What are you doing? Hey!
Gentlemen, I know
we can figure something out.
- Ah, you don't need to do that.
- Let's go.
It's pretty dramatic.
Don't you think?
[Debbie] Wait,
where are you taking him?
Where are you going?
rock music
Hey.
Dad!
Frank!
Aah.
Oh!
- [liquid trickling]
- My water.
Help!
Somebody help me!
- Lay down, lay down.
- All right, all right.
I'll go get my truck so we can
go to the hospital.
- No! No hospitals!
- We don't have time to argue.
- Aah!
- No shit, this baby is coming.
- Now?
- She's crowning.
- Oh.
- What the fuck are you doing?
- I capture moment.
- Quick, who delivered Liam?
Monica.
She was high.
He slid right out.
Go get Sylvia from down
the block, she's a nurse.
No good.
She's at Cook County.
I thought she worked at Rush.
No, Cook County
Department of Corrections.
She shot her husband.
- You worked at a nursing home.
- Changing bedpans.
I never delivered a damn baby!
[Frank] My daughter's having
a baby, you animals!
I don't mean--
not "animals" like
jungle animals--
it's not a race thing.
I--come on.
I don't have a racist bone
in my body.
Why are there blankets
on the walls?
That's an excellent question.
You know, people think
that the best way to trap sound
is foam, but that's
a misconception, dawg.
Foam prevents echo,
but it don't stop noise.
You're looking at nine layers
of 5/8 sheetrock,
plus the best fiberglass
money can buy.
Home Depot.
That's my jam.
tense music
Final touch, thick blankets,
which are
surprisingly effective.
At what?
Making sure no one
hears you screaming.
Oh, come on.
You don't have to do that.
Please.
3,500 degrees.
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