Well, how'd it go?
Chased me with a bat.
[door opens]
[Sean]
I found a spot out front.
I didn't have to double-park
the U-Haul.
Think I know where to get
a wedding dress.
- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna stop by
some florists later, too.
And a reception hall,
if I have the time.
Wow, you're really going
all out.
I'm fucking happy
that I got it right this time.
I want to celebrate it right.
It's all your fault.
You did this to me.
Sorry.
Better not be having
second thoughts.
No, it's too late.
I sold my furniture.
I talked to Will.
And?
And he's happy to be
my best man.
He, um, he's not that crazy
about wearing a tux.
What about your ex?
Actually, she said
she was happy for us.
Except the moving in part.
Well, we're gonna do
a full sweep of the house
with a metal detector,
right, Carl?
Yup, I'm gonna make sure
it's a demilitarized zone.
So Nikole's got nothing
to worry about.
[chimes ringing]
[Queenie]
Knock, knock.
Hi.
Just getting things ready
for the blessed day.
Ah, this is Fern, our midwife.
And she has delivered
dozens of babies.
I look forward
to guiding your child
on his journey out of your womb
into this beautiful world.
- Where's the bed?
- Oh.
Mother nature never intended us
to give birth on a mattress.
[Debbie]
Oh, what's that?
- Could use some Clorox.
- Oh, no.
We leave that there on purpose.
Afterbirth.
It connects each delivery
to the next,
like glorious links in a chain.
- [knocking]
- [Jupiter] Queenie?
Got a minute?
- Oh, yeah.
- You're leaving?
No, no, no, your baby is not
coming out anytime soon.
You're in wonderful hands.
We can use this
to time your contractions.
Ah, that's all right.
We'll just count out loud.
When is the last time
you delivered a baby?
'83, I think.
[door opens]
Hey.
Ah.
Thanks.
Yeah, yeah.
Of course.
It's, uh, my pleasure
to keep you barely functional.
- Here you go.
- What happened to your eye?
Oh, fuck, I wish I knew.
I, uh, went to a sorority party.
Had a few too many.
Jeez, you're up early.
What, it's too cold
to sleep in your car?
Ever had a dingleberry
you couldn't shake?
Tried baby wipes?
It's a metaphor.
Dennison's on my ass.
Midterm grades are due.
Yeah, I'm working on it.
Tell Dennison to chill out.
You don't tell the head
of the department to chill out.
You give her the midterm grades
by the end of the day.
All right.
I'll get them done.
What's that?
My paper's getting published
later today.
They requested a photo.
Holy shit.
That's you?
Other than a DUI mug shot,
it's the only recent picture
I could find.
Wow, you know, you actually look
like a respected member
of the academic community.
Have you prepared
for your internship interview?
Prepare? What? I got to sell
myself to work for free?
[sighs] Good internships
are hard to get.
Very competitive.
Nah, sounds like some
millennial,
Ivy League crap to me.
You're on scholarship.
You have a prestigious
teaching assistant position.
It's time to stop thinking
in terms of
what a job pays,
and start thinking in terms
of building a career.
In the meantime,
get your shit together.
And turn in my midterm grades
for my class.
So.
[indistinct restaurant chatter]
You two having sex?
- Dad!
- No, Mr.
Winslow.
Sergeant Winslow.
Carl treats me with respect.
One time, when it was cold,
he gave me his jacket.
See?
Where'd you get the money
for that?
- Working.
- The corner?
I wash dishes here.
Dad, stop it.
You asked me to sit down
with the boy.
Give him a chance.
Okay.
Let's go.
Come on.
[sighs] I don't usually get
nervous before tests.
They tell you pretty fast
if you're positive or negative.
I'm not talking about HIV.
The EMT practical
this afternoon.
You serious?
[door opens]
Morning.
My name is Nurse Edmonds.
Have you been tested
for HIV before?
- No.
- I just poke your finger.
Take a little blood.
We get the results
while you wait.
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