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For those of you
who are too fucking busy,
here's what happened
last week on Shameless.
Fuck it.
[rock music]
Is Dom here?
I was thinking you and me
Yeah.
Okay.
I cannot get visa
with my husband in prison.
What if you divorce Mickey
and somebody else marries you?
Oh.
Fiona, will you marry me?
Yeah.
[laughs]
What's this?
Hey, Frankie, baby.
We're off to the commune.
That sounds nice.
Are we taking the van?
[Ian]
I like having a purpose,
studying to be an EMT.
Feels like I'm back
to my old self.
Meaning
Skeletons.
Closet.
- I'm bipolar.
- I'm HIV positive.
- Oh.
- You haven't been tested?
No.
Hair of the dog?
When's the last time you stopped
for a couple of hours?
Try it.
Hydrate.
Get a good night's sleep.
By morning,
you'll be as good as new.
- [coughs]
- [machine beeping]
What the fuck?
I'd rather be
riddled with bullets
than spend one more hour
in this place.
[gunfire]
These people care about
me and my baby.
This is where I want
to raise my child.
There's something
you should see.
Here we are.
You're farming opium?
[chuckles]
It's beautiful.
rock music
Think of all
the luck you got
Know that
it's not for naught
You were beaming
once before
But it's not like that
anymore
What is this downside
That you speak of?
What is this feeling
You're so sure of?
Round up
the friends you got
Know that
they're not for naught
You were willing
once before
But it's not like that
anymore
What is this downside
That you speak of?
What is this feeling
You're so sure of?
[Debbie screaming]
[Debbie]
Aah! This hurts so much!
Queenie!
Aah!
Hey.
Are you all right?
I think I felt something.
[groans]
Like a cramp.
Did it hurt?
[groans]
I'm not due for another week.
Mother nature knows no clock.
Orgasms can induce.
I'm surprised the baby
didn't pop out days ago,
the way you've been
strumming your guitar.
A-am I in labor?
Is the baby coming?
No, just relax.
Not for a while, okay?
But still, I think we should go.
Go where?
To the birthing tent.
Oh.
[laughs softly]
What a beautiful day
to grow poppies.
Whoo-hoo!
You're lucky that cat
couldn't aim for shit.
Careful, once cougars
get a taste,
they come back for more.
[groovy music playing]
Not too much, Moon.
[Jupiter]
Frank.
You're supposed to be
working compost.
You spend the day in a steaming
pile of excrement.
I'll be in here with the opium.
I run the warehouse.
I thought we share everything
on the commune.
Opium, compost, Queenie.
Except when it comes to orgasms.
Those Queenie only
shares with me.
Do you want some
constructive criticism?
- No.
- You put Queenie to sleep.
There's no rhythm.
Your penis is like
a sexual lullaby.
You got to treat a woman
like a poppy.
Know when to be gentle,
and when to be rough.
Give 'em what they need,
you'll have the best high
you ever had.
[rattling]
What's with the slumber party?
Oh.
The babies awake?
Not yet.
You didn't come to bed.
Oh, we were celebrating,
and I fell asleep.
- Celebrating what?
- I get divorce.
- Woot woot!
- [sighs]
The papers came through.
Lana is single.
Mm!
Lana?
Yes, what V calls me.
What, you have
a pet name for her?
- It helps sell it.
- Sell what?
Our loving dyke relationship.
[laughter]
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
We dropped the whole
marriage idea.
- You drop.
- I'm not talking to you.
V, marriage is
a sacred institution.
It's just for immigration.
You're talking about
being married to another person.
- You are.
- Yeah, okay, so?
But--look, you and I
aren't married on paper, right?
But that doesn't change
how I feel.
Me neither.
It's not a big deal.
Give blessing.
Is least you can do.
Hey, you the one who outed her
to the INS.
Stop ganging up on me.
There are other options
besides marriage.
What?
Immigration is gonna put her
back on the next boat to Moscow.
- I'll figure it out.
- No time.
I'll fix it by the end
of the day, okay?
Justno more pet names.
Found more newspaper.
Uh, wrap the frames in it.
Is that Sean's shirt?
Yeah.
[sighs] You're supposed
to be packing it.
Meeting my girlfriend
for breakfast.
I didn't know you two
were official.
She told her dad.
He flipped out.
Dads can be protective
sometimes,
but he'll be all right
when he meets you.
He already did.
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