I- I don't really know what happened On shameleslast week.
Call once you find out.
I'm home now.
Mandy, I know you're seeing lip.
But like I told him, I think it's great.
- You knew karen was in town, didn't you? If you've got a problem with me being here, just say so.
- I have a problem with you being here.
- What do you want? - Take your clothes off.
- Plumber's apprentice.
I can do that.
- Do you have experience? - I fixed our toilet.
- You shook the handle.
Well, here's a good one.
Barista at the coffee beanery.
- Jimmy.
Andy from med school.
You remember adam britt, nick stathis, mark.
We're grabbing dinner tomorrow night.
You should join us.
- She's gonna fuck the faggot out of you, kid.
And you're goddamn gonna watch.
Karen? - You told me you came home to be with hymie.
But you told the wongs to come take hymie.
- Dead bolts, front and back.
Frank's not allowed in anymore.
Frank, I'm chris.
Would you be my sponsor? My previous sponsor moved out.
- What, he lived with you? - Yeah.
- I'm sorry.
Let me introduce myself properly.
Frank gallagher.
Night, frank.
Good night, christopher.
- think of all the luck you got know that it's not for naught you were beaming once before but it's not like that anymore what is this downside that you speak of? what is this feeling you're so sure of? round up the friends you got know that they're not for naught you were willing once before but it's not like that anymore what is this downside that you speak of? what is this feeling you're so sure of? What do you think? - Great for a coke orgy, not for an office job.
- This is my nicest dress.
- No, I know.
I didn't say that it wasn't nice.
I just said you can't wear it to an office.
You said "coke orgy.
" You okay? - Uh, yeah, just tired.
Didn't sleep well.
- Take a nap later.
- Naps are for kids and college students.
I gotta go to work.
- You sure I can't-- - 100% sure.
- Hey, you got an extra one of those? - You're gonna be late! - Got nothing to wear.
Gonna see what v has.
- Is your new job at a strip club? - Ha, ha.
- I wasn't kidding.
- It's a temp office job, so I don't know How long the day's gonna be.
I expect all of you to help jimmy with dinner And get your homework done and generally avoid Setting the house on fire.
Overcompensating.
- She feels guilty for turning us into latchkey kids.
What's a latchkey kid? Hey.
- I left some stuff here that I need.
- Is it wrong if I just leave for school? Later.
All right.
- What's funny? - Garfield.
He's always so hungry.
What are you reading about? - A bunch of uppity queers claiming that Domestic partnership rights are not good enough for them.
- They get offended when you call them queers, frank.
- Calling people by their name is not, Nor should it ever, be argued as offensive.
God almighty.
- You okay? - No! I'm a pauper, and somehow I got the king's disease.
Gonorrhea? Kings don't screw whores.
They screw virgins or their nieces.
The king's disease is gout.
Big toe is throbbing like blue balls That no blowjob can ever fix.
You got any percs or vikes? - No, but I could call my doctor, See if she can fit you in.
She's super nice.
Korean.
Small fingers.
- No, thank you.
Doctors are crooks, Especially the korean ones.
Never trust a culture that makes sausages from dogs.
- Frank, I'm pretty sure that's racist.
Accurate is not racist.
Write that down in your a.
A.
Journal.
Hold on.
You work for the city.
- Yeah.
- We live together.
You cook for me, clean for me, shop for me.
That makes us family.
Oh, frank, I'm touched.
- We qualify for domestic partnership rights.
I can use your insurance, go to the lady doctor With the small fingers for free.
No.
No, no.
Those laws do not apply to us.
Why not? Why should our heterosexual proclivities Prevent us from collecting our due? That is heterophobia, and I won't stand for it.
You won't? - The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
Write that down, christopher.
- You mean everything you said? No.
- Well, how much of it did you mean? - I don't know-- I mean, I meant a little bit of it.
You know, I think there's some things that We could stand to talk about, but mostly, I just-- Was in douche land? - Not my choice of words, but-- - Why does karen jackson still have pictures of you On her facebook page? I have no fucking idea.
- Well, if there's nothing going on between the two of you-- - Mandy, I don't go on to facebook, okay? 'cause I don't give a shit about whose pet just died Or who just checked in at the fucking mcdonald's.
- She's a skanky, manipulative bitch.
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