- I bring the baby tomorrow, but I stay to watch you.
Okay.
Blue impala.
- Okay.
- Your karen is right.
This is not a good place for baby.
- Karen? My-- When did you talk to karen? - What kind of a creep uses alcoholics anonymous To cater to his nefarious agenda? It is a slap in the face To everyone who attends the program.
Nice shirt, frank.
Not that we didn't know.
- So he doesn't need a sponsor.
But he lets you live there rent-free, and he's feeding you? - It doesn't add up, does it? - Well, if I were you, I'd make sure That he's not a rapist or a serial killer.
I mean, you said he's a loner, right? Super neat? I bet he's got hardwood floors.
So? Carpets get bloodstains.
- What's he do for a living? - He kills animals, occasionally stuffs them.
He what? - It's called "animal control" in veterinary parlance.
- It's called he's jeffrey fucking dahmer, dude.
Finds a guy no one will miss, Gets them to move in with him, pumps them full of vet drugs.
He's gonna drill a hole in your head And turn you into his zombie sex slave.
- Before we get carried away, Christopher had a sponsor before me.
The guy moved to florida.
- Oh, he moved to florida.
And who told you that, christopher? - Christopher.
- Be careful, frank.
You're gonna wake up And find your dick in a ziploc in his freezer.
- I wanna have the world at my feet I need to know just how sweet is sweet I'm gonna take my kicks as they come yeah, I'm gonna have some fun I want to be high up on top I've got no choice I just can't stop Fiona! What's going on? - I've got patrick gallagher outside with an eviction notice.
You're throwing us out? This was supposed to take a couple of weeks.
- Normally.
The guy seems like an asshole.
I'm trying to chill him out, But he's made a couple accusations.
He said you tried to kill him.
That's ridiculous.
- He has a toxicology report from the hospital.
He says he won't press charges if you move out tonight.
He can't be serious.
He seems to be serious.
But patrick loves me.
- Yeah, well, is there a place you can go? - Tonight? No.
Patrick gave me candy.
- Debs, go get lip and ian, please.
- And then he got in bed with me And touched me in my nice places.
What was that? - About candy or patrick touching me? Patrick gallagher? Mm-hmm.
- And when you say "nice places"? Uh, private places.
Frank? Aw, fuck.
Frank? Frank.
Frank.
Frank.
Frank.
- Aghh! Get away from me! These people are witnesses.
Where have you been? I've been looking all over for you.
What do you want? - Are you all right? Have you had a relapse? Don't touch me.
- I could be your sponsor.
I'm not a drinker, But I've been to so many meetings, I know the procedure.
- No! No, no, thank you.
- I'm sorry if I freaked you out.
I'm not real good with, well, with people, really.
It was great having someone to talk to.
Get a room, assholes.
- I'm sorry, frank.
See you around.
Wait, wait.
You're not gonna stuff me or drill a hole in my head? What? - Your interest in me is not of a perverse or sexual nature? - No, nothing like that.
I mean, if you're saying you want to have sex with me, I guess I'd do my best.
- What happened to your old sponsor? Either he's in florida, Or he's avoiding me, thinks I'm creepy, Being clingy and all, and lonely.
- So basically the problem is you're clingy.
What's for dinner at your place? Rib eyes.
- But we stop at the liquor store, and you're paying? - Anything you want.
- Let's go.
- Really? You mean it? - Oh, clingy is a walk in the park.
Here, have it.
I really like her.
- Yeah? She's a poet.
Karen.
- Oh, mom, you scared me.
- You told me you came home to be with hymie, But you told the wongs to come take hymie.
Why would you do that? I missed you, mom.
So it's true.
- Everything was better before hymie came along, Just you and me.
I wanted us back.
I love you.
You're shitting me.
- Standard police procedure, sir.
We'll have to meet the sex crimes detectives At the station, unless-- - unless what? - The charges are dropped.
- Charges are-- ? - 400 a month rent, no deposit.
Are you in on this? - I'm not in on anything, sir.
I am, however, gonna make a radio call from the car.
- You can take your 400 and shove it up your ass.
- I remember your hands touching me and-- $1,200.
- You said it was our little secret.
I knew it was wrong.
Jesus, what-- I need a 50-year lease, and I want that in writing.
- Hey, check it out, left a poison sandwich In the crawl space.
- Don't.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Ugh, too late.
- Why the outpouring of affection? We didn't lose the house.
- I was molested.
It all worked out.
- What? - We can stay.
- I put your toothbrush back in the cup.
Want an eye mask? Curtains let a lot of light in.
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