It's like the verbal equivalent of a dude wearing uggs.
- Yeah, well, I appreciate the sympathy, thanks.
Get over it.
Fiona doesn't have room for it.
She's busting her ass just to keep food on the table.
- Good denizens of cook county, I have a proposition.
Do you remember-- Do you remember the holdup Of that jewelry store on south ashland in '92? Oh, yeah, sure.
- Bastards cleaned out these poor spics Of every piece of crap that they had.
That was my mother.
She did the heist.
And I think she buried the crap in my backyard.
How do you know that? - Well, she stashed it somewhere And then she forgot where.
So the other day I was planting some basil.
I've recently gotten back into gardening.
And I found this.
Shit, is that gold? Could be.
Pretty dirty, gotta get it appraised.
The point being, this is only the tip Of the golden iceberg.
Now I can't dig it all up by myself.
So I will give a sizeable cut To anyone who helps me unearth it.
So who's with me? - Fuck it.
Why not? - I'm in.
- There you go.
Bravo, soldiers.
Onward, onward.
Let's go.
- Let's do it.
- That's the spirit.
This is what made america great.
Ew, period! Period! - Hey.
What'd I miss at the pool? - Should we-- - let's just make sure We explored all other options.
Okay.
What about that maid you used to work with? - Chantrelle? Too crazy.
- How about macie down at the old folks home? - Too medicated.
- Fiona? Too white.
- Really? Is that a concern of yours? - I want it to have my genetic material, Or at least look like it does.
- What about your cousin sharonda? I called her this morning.
She fell off the wagon, was fried by noon.
- Well, what about your other cousin? You know, the, uh, pretty one? Oh, the pretty one? - No, 'cause I want our kid to look pretty like you.
I mean-- - she's 13.
Wow.
She seems older.
Aah.
Mother of christ, it stinks.
There's so much shit in the yard.
- Shut up and keep digging.
The one arm wonder's making more progress than you.
- This is as far as you got? Don't judge! - Frank, do you know for certain There's jewelry buried out here? Uh, you know what? Try along that fence there.
I saw her rootin' around in there like a badger.
Wowee.
Is it desert storm night at the cheesecake factory? - Why are you acting like a dick to mandy? - I think that qualifies as None of your fuckin' business.
- Well, she called me from her aunt's house, Said you told her to go home.
Is molly leaving too? - What? No, debs.
Look, man.
She is always on me about, you know, Our plans for the night and when We're going to see her friend's band And what we're doing next week.
- So she likes hanging out with you.
That's not a crime.
- I like molly.
She's not my wife.
- No, she's a good person who does nice things for you.
- What are you, her fuckin' lawyer? No, I'm her best friend.
All right, and you're acting like a douche bag.
You want out? End it.
You don't? Stop treating her like garbage.
But just 'cause karen wiped her ass with you Doesn't give you the right to shit on mandy.
- Guys, bad news.
We all gotta dig tonight.
The city's coming and frank can't find aunt ginger.
So? - So someone's going to jail if we don't find her.
Yeah, frank, you mean.
- There's a body.
We know about it.
We're accomplices.
- Once again saddled with a mess we didn't create.
- Sooner we get out there and dig, The sooner it'll all be over.
- I still got blisters on my hand from yesterday.
I can dig.
I have pretty developed upper arms for a chick.
- I need to borrow your turkey baster.
- I don't want molly to leave! What's with her? - She got her period at the pool today.
- I can't wait to get my period.
Mom said it's the body's tribute to female sacrifice.
- You're not a girl, honey.
You're a boy who was raised By a jacked-up meth head of a mom Who made you think you were a girl Because she hates men.
I'm not a girl? Lip.
debbie? it wasn't real.
It was ketchup.
They did it in front of everyone! - Who? - The girls at the pool.
Debs.
They're pretty and boys notice them.
- Well, they won't be pretty for long.
They're gonna make all the bad decisions And you're gonna get to learn from their mistakes.
- Why do they have to be so mean? - Some girls are just jerks.
Like that chick at the store yesterday.
Did I deserve that? No.
But did I take her shit? No way.
'cause I'm better than that and so are you.
Nobody fucks with the gallaghers.
Debbie? Go away.
Open the door.
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