For those of you who were doing Open-heart surgery or bringing peace to the mid-east Or whatever the fuck you were doing, This is what you missed on shameleslast week.
it's your turn.
Get your goddamn ass out of this bed! It's your fucking turn! Nanny frank to the rescue.
- Hymie has his first well baby appointment today.
I'll take him.
Nice place you got here.
- What are you doing here? - I was hungry.
- So you drove all the way to the south side For a bag of chips? - Well, a bag of chips and a ginger snap.
- Can I help you? - This is my son, hymie.
- Our organization works with dying children.
- Of course.
I know that.
It's my other child that's dying.
Carl.
Carl.
A word.
- Cancer? - You said you cater to dying children.
Camp? I've never been to camp.
Here he comes.
- Hey, thanks for bailing me out.
All mandy.
She used her dad's line of credit At bad bob's bonds.
- Mandy.
Bein' smart? Tell your girlfriend to wear clothes, lip.
Excuse me.
I was thinking There might be a job opening.
Tell me, fiona.
How do you feel about deli meats? - Are you saying that if I blow you I can have a job? Hey, v, do you still have That mini camera you use for titty shots? He's right in there.
Do you know what you're doing? - I got it all on tape.
He's nasty.
- I want day shifts, home by 6:00.
- think of all the luck you got know that it's not for naught you were beaming once before but it's not like that anymore what is this down side that you speak of? what is this feeling you're so sure of? round up the friends you got know that they're not for naught you were willing once before but it's not like that anymore what is this down side that you speak of? what is this feeling you're so sure of? Stay down.
Stay down! Stay.
Stay.
- How long was that? - Not long enough.
You need at least 90 seconds.
City pools are filled with city kids, And by "city kids" I mean black kids who swim.
Little stereotype-breakers, Like those two kids that ripped your bathing suit last year.
- They were turning it into a bikini.
- If they'll do that when you're just running Through the sprinklers at your own house, Think what they'll do when they have A large body of water at their disposal.
Savage little cosby kids will drown your ass.
Times have changed.
Yeah, that's what they said When they were holding me underwater repeatedly In the summer of '67, The so-called summer of love.
Not at the sullivan street pool, it wasn't.
It was the summer of drowning whitey.
And until you can hold your breath Longer than they can hold their breath, You're not going to sullivan street.
go.
Whoa, can I try? - No, carl, you've got cancer.
Pack your bag.
We're leaving.
- Milkovich house.
Speak briefly, then shut up.
Daddy, it's molly.
Mommy died.
The lady upstairs is gonna tell the police I'm an orphan If a family member doesn't come get me.
Please come.
Who the fuck's molly? She's my half-sister, Whose meth head mother apparently died.
- What? You have a sister? Half.
Want to finish? Sure.
OhOh.
- Oh, my god, you are so unbelievably tasty right now.
Don't wait for me.
What, are you charging By the minute, madam v? - Yes.
- Well, thank you for watching my wallet, You dirty little whore.
I am a dirty little whore.
Put me on my back, would you, please? Oh, hello.
- Oh, you've been working on your kegels.
Oh.
Oh, you're flexing it.
oh, you're flexing, Oh, you're flexing that.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Roll over, hulk hogan.
You want me to finish you off? - I'm good, hon.
We got to save your sperm for baby-making.
- This was a baby-making session? Hoping so.
You cool? Yeah.
Yeah, it just-- I just wish you had given me A heads-up before I went with the whole whore thing.
You know, I don't want our kid's first impression Of you to be that you're a whore.
- It was making you hot.
Hot is good.
We got to help your spermies rocket to my egg.
- Well, just don't be upside-down too long.
My sperm get dizzy.
ooh! Shh, shh, shh.
You all packed? I need a sleeping bag.
- Just staple some sheets together.
- This camp's got a rifle range And woods all around a lake.
I'm definitely gonna kill something, Like a grizzly, Mountain lion, maybe a tiger.
Or I might just go in the canoe and shoot some fish.
- Cancer's opening up a whole wonderful world for you, A world your other siblings will never get to experience.
But they don't know that this camp Is only for kids with cancer, so, like I said before, You must keep that secret.
Are you still someone I can trust? - Why am I the only one who caught cancer from grammy? - Life is rife with questions that baffle.
All we can do is carry on.
Am I going to die? Time will tell.
But don't you worry.
I'm working on a cure.
- You all packed up? - Shh.
- Yup.
- What's hymie doing here? I'm baby-sitting.
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