yeah, that's-- That's cold.
What-- what is that? - Well, you trimmed my hedges, And now I am trimming yours.
- Wait, what-- what is that, fucking nair? You're fresh and clean now, Just like a baby, phillip.
- Wait, no, what-- Oh, shit.
- You said you catered to dying children.
- Sir, the bulls only give us so many packages per season And it takes months.
- Ow! What the fuck, frank? - That's going on all day, every day.
My son is suffering.
Have you no soul? - If you fill out an application now, I can almost guarantee that for next year-- He doesn't have a year! There's a camp.
All the spots are full, but there's a quadriplegic.
He won't get much out of it.
I can bump him for carl.
Camp? Like summer camp? - It's beautiful, on a lake-- A wonderful place for children to feel normal One last time.
- What the hell am I supposed to do with a trip to cancer camp? I've never been to camp.
- Jimmy, come sit with me.
I want to show you something.
Come! Hey.
- All of this romantic pretending, amor, It make me so hot And wet.
Ow.
- Feel.
- Ow.
- We should not put all that water to waste, no? - No? - No.
- Ow.
- No.
Este, este, listen.
I- I-- - yes? - I-I can't.
- Yes.
I- I-- - yes! - I can't.
- Yes! - No.
I can't! - I-- no, I can't.
- Yes! - Oh, fuck! - Yes! - All right, what are we gonna do? Whose ass am I kicking first? - There's no ass to kick.
Kev's a little boy with a "white picket fence" fantasy, And in walks his wife with his son.
- We don't know that's his kid.
So first thing we do is get a paternity test.
- It's not about blood to kev.
There's a woman he grew up with and married Saying her son is his.
- That's stupid.
- It's not.
Look at you.
You're a mother to your kids.
Doesn't matter you didn't push them out.
Kev's the first good man I've ever loved, you know? My first love was named apollo, enough said.
Then there was spider.
spider? - You can't make that shit up.
No, I I can't fight for kev.
Asking him to pick me over them Is asking him to change the thing about him That I love the most.
Screw that.
- Fi - No.
Screw that.
- Fiona.
Sit-- fi! - Good catch.
- Kev! What the fuck? - There's kids around.
- Oh, you think they haven't heard it before? What, are you drunk? - No, I'm not drunk.
I'm out of my mind, 'cause you and v Are the only things that have ever made sense To me in this whole fucked up world.
Okay, if you guys can't make it, Jimmy and I should just quit right now.
I swear to god, if you leave v-- - Who's leaving v? - You're leaving v? - No.
Fiona, what the hell? - The notary, kev, the divorce papers? Oh! Shit.
I had some drinks.
And cheryl dropped this kid bomb, and-- And I forgot.
- Hey! You're interrupting.
- Excuse me? - Kev's trying to get to know his son.
Give my boys their time.
- Your boys? - Fiona, fiona.
It's not-- it's not what you think.
Look, cheryl and I have history-- that's it.
And she's not trying to steal me away from v.
She just wants me to meet my son.
- I know school was never your thing, But you've never been dumb.
If you don't see what happening here, Just plain dumb.
Come on, debs, dinnertime.
- Can kyle come? - No.
All right.
You know, my mother, She reminds me very much of your fiona-- Beautiful, raised six kids, never complained, a saint.
My father, he was a A rolling stone.
- She put my hand there.
I didn't even move it.
- That is something exactly like my father would have said.
- Did that fatty actually cop a feel? He totally copped a feel.
you got to be kidding me.
I mean, what's up with that? - Shit, mickey.
What the hell you doing here? Ah, from the store, right? Oh, come on, ian, don't be rude.
Invite your boyfriend back to my place.
I mean, the more the merrier, right? I'm sorry.
What'd you call me? - What? Oh, jesus, mickey! Faggot.
What the fuck did you call me, faggot? Enough.
Enough! - What the fuck, gallagher? - Shit, mickey.
They're gonna call the cops.
Are you okay? - Come on! - Sorry.
- Gallagher! - Sorry.
I'll text you.
Ah, shit! What the fuck is wrong with you? Where'd you learn this? - Nowhere.
Just relax and enjoy.
- You been watching porn without me? 'cause, you know, I consider that cheating.
No, I haven't, Although I do consider that rule pretty unrealistic.
I just thought it up.
It's hot, right? - Maybe if I was licking it off you.
I'm hungry.
Trade places.
- No.
- No? since when do you turn down a b.
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