This is my chance to get her to sign it, To make it official.
- Why didn't you just say that last night? - Because you were yelling some shit about my face, And then you ditched and slept over at fiona's.
- Well, I was right about your face.
Good morning.
Hey.
I made you some coffee-- Super strong, like you like it.
Yay, kevy-caf, my fave.
"kevy-caf"? Decaf, full-caf, kevy-caf-- For when you need a real kick in the ass.
- Can I watch some tv? - Yeah.
It's how she likes it.
Mmm.
Your bed is so comfy.
I slept like a baby.
You slept in our bed? - I stayed in the guest room.
god.
I haven't smelled that smell in so long.
What smell? - His cologne On the pillow.
- English leather, like Both: Old man carlyle used to wear.
"old man carlyle"? Foster home where we met.
He was the best fake dad we ever head.
You know junior's going to prison? Tax evasion.
- Junior carlyle, no shit? - No shit.
- No shit? - Six frozen ojs for the price of five.
And I have four of these.
- Only one coupon per customer.
- It doesn't say that.
- It doesn't have to.
It's implied.
- Hey, tina.
It's time for your break.
Why don't you have kim take over your station? Oh, my god.
Is that snot? - Sorry-- Kids, summer colds.
- I have four mac and cheese coupons-- - I told you, one per customer.
- Hey, watch your tone.
- I'll watch my tone when you teach your kids How to use a kleenex.
- Excuse me? I have four coupons! I dug through the neighbor's trash To get them! - Tina, break time! Let's go.
- You know what? Fine! Take it.
Take all of it! Take it for free! I don't give a shit! Do you hear me, bobby? I don't give a shit! Take your own goddamn break! And you can keep my last paycheck.
I won't be coming back.
Keep taking this shit if you want to.
But I'm out, bitches.
Out! - Why don't we just talk here for a second, tina.
Okay.
- Maybe I shouldn't have pushed so hard on the coupon thing.
- Just, uh, stay here and bag the groceries.
We didn't pay.
She said we could have 'em.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Are you the manager? - Uh, yes.
I'm so sorry You had to hear that kind of language With your children present, ma'am.
If you'd, uh, follow me back to my office, I'd be happy to give you a coupon for a free ham.
That'd be great.
But it seems like she kind of quit back there, So I was thinking there might be a job opening.
- Hmm.
What's your name? Fiona gallagher.
You know what? Why don't you follow me, fiona gallagher? So, right place, right time, huh? Hope so.
I'm responsible and a really hard worker.
- You ever work as a cashier? - Sure, absolutely.
So, tell me, fiona, How do you feel about deli meats? Deli meats? I'm not big on olive loaf-- Barfed it up once when I was a kid.
But mostly I like 'em.
- Good.
That's good.
I ask, because if you're gonna be working here, I got to see how you handle the meat.
We sell franks and beans too.
We sell hot dogs, corn dogs, Three bean salad, cream cheese.
wow.
You're saying that if blow you, I can have a job? - No.
I would never say that.
That would be inappropriate and illegal.
If you wanted to blow me, Well, you'd have to be a consenting adult.
- Good morning, frank.
Who's your handsome friend? you hear that, hymie? That's kate.
Kate's got good taste.
Give me a shot of j.
B.
, a pickled egg, And a thumbtack.
A thumbtack? And a band-aid.
There you go and-- Mumps be gone.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, it's all over, little buddy.
There you go.
There you go.
I'm gonna need another one of these.
- Um, I think I'm-- yeah.
I'm calling the police and reporting child abuse.
Aids didn't come from the homos, kate.
The gays may have helped to spread it, With their bloody anal passions, But it originated in vaccines Made from the blood of african monkeys.
Interestingly enough, heterosexual monkeys.
It was homos, frank.
He needs his shots, frank.
Jesus christ, kate.
The kid's already a half-wit.
You want to give him autism too? Now close your mouth Before someone considers it an invitation, And pour me a goddamn drink.
The stars came out For the wishing lane foundation last night.
Adam foster, ten years old, and living With a rare form leukemia, had only one wish-- To meet his heroes, the bulls.
They did better than that, giving him courtside seats And a ball signed by the entire team.
- Holy shit.
The whole team? What do you think that'd go for on ebay? Couple grand, at least.
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