Morons say it cures cancer.
Also tiger dick.
They take a couple of bites, and they think it turns them Into fuck machines.
I'm not making this shit up! Oh, shit! This is slippery.
- Whoo! - I'm gonna-- shit! - All right.
- Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
We should do this more often.
- Afternoon drinking buddies? - We could hit the zoo tomorrow.
Steal it.
- What? - The rhino horn.
Do it together.
- You're fucking wasted.
- Alcohol provides clarity.
We hide in the bird sanctuary until closing.
We drug the rhino.
Once it's down, a quick back and forth with the saw.
And we're a few clicks away from a bidding war.
What do you say? no, no, no, no, no, no, no! You're not some co-ed on spring break.
Gallaghers do not puke! Oh, stop! oh! oh, god.
Domino effect! whoa! Hey! You two are out of here right now! He okay? - Frank? Frank! - Barry, I need an ambulance.
Can I help you? Dude, don't you know it's not cool To rush a woman alone on the street? - He wanted you to have this.
- Who? What the hell is that? - The man who lived here with you.
Jimmy? Wait! Hey, wait! Was he here? Where is he? Hey, did he say anything else? - Yes, he said you were too good for him.
He has moved on.
Now so must you.
Hey! Come on! Hey! Lip, what's going on? Hi, I'm fiona gallagher.
My father frank gallagher was just admitted.
- Let me check.
- What's wrong with him? - you mean this time? I wouldn't worry, it's frank.
- I bet he has cancer.
- Only if there's money in it.
- First left, fourth door on the right.
Thanks.
Stay here, okay? - What? - No.
- Yes, I'll tell you as soon as I know anything.
- No, I'm sick of you treating me like a little baby.
- Me too.
- Okay.
Go wait in the lobby.
Now! Hey, uh, were you just in there with my father? Francis gallagher? - I was.
- Well, can you tell me what's going on? - Just broke the news to him.
Took it in stride.
Although I don't think he's truly accepting it yet.
What-- what news? Took what in stride? Under $100.
- Hi, there.
- Hey! I'm glad you're here.
Try to get me some more of these pudding cups, would you? - No! Don't mention food! - Oh, jesus, lip! Really? It smells like a distillery in there.
- Celebrating my graduation.
- Getting drunk in the middle of the day with him? Are you an idiot? - Please save the mommy lecture for tomorrow, please, When my head isn't pounding so much.
- Get up, get home.
Get sober.
We're planning a surprise party for you.
- It's not a surprise, I already knew.
- Well, debbie and carl are waiting in the lobby.
So take them with you.
This isn't gonna be fun.
- Yeah, and grab your surprise ice cream cake Out of the freezer and start defrosting it.
Okay.
Three raw eggs, worcestershire, and a sliver of ginger.
Works every time.
- Jesus.
No hbo, no showtime.
Just basic cable.
And what the hell is a tosh 2.
0? - The doctor talk to you, frank? - Yeah.
"blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, stop drinking.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
" - He told me you were really sick.
- Do I look really sick to you? - Said you were throwing up blood.
- That's 'cause I've got too much of it in me.
It's a filtration process.
My body knows how to flush itself out.
- Stop joking.
This is serious.
- It's just doctor mumbo jumbo To scare you into taking more tests.
Fucking parasites.
- What are you doing? - I gotta use the can.
- Well, let's get the nurse.
- Don't like the one that's on duty.
She's fat.
Roll that thing behind me, will you? He said if you don't stop drinking, you're gonna die.
As in dead, you know, Like, no longer living? And soon.
when did you start to care? Not sure that I do.
I've dreamt about your death.
Put money in a collection box and prayed for it.
Blew out my birthday candles, wished for it.
If it actually ever happened, I don't know if I'd feel relief or guilt.
your birthday candles? - I wrote a letter to santa once.
So I'm supposed to stop drinking So that you don't feel guilty? No.
You're supposed to stop drinking because you have Children at home who love you.
And I don't know why.
Who would be destroyed if anything happened to you.
- Tragedy makes kids tough, fiona.
- Then be the fabulous narcissist that you are, And do it for yourself.
- What if I don't want to change? - Then I would know what I've always feared is true.
What is that? - That you don't give a shit about any of us.
So do it for you.
Do it for your kids.
It doesn't matter.
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