- Mm.
- Nice job, vinny pitaro! - Vinny! Vinny! - Hey, vinny! There he is! - So we have a team called "the cuppers," And I need you on the squad for tonight's game.
- Really, I'm-- I'm-- I'm terrible.
- Oh, "twas back before the millennium When I last donned me cleats.
" - What accent is that? - Uh, bad british, I think.
- Uh-huh.
- yeah.
Both: - Thousands of cups At many a tailgate! Go get 'em, cuppers! - So come on, the league's coed, So, you know, we need more ladies or we gotta forfeit.
All right, I get it.
I get it.
You're a doctor's wife.
You know, you gotta keep up appearances.
Can't have fun with your co-workers Or a life for yourself.
Totally understand.
- O-o-okay, fine.
Text me where the field is, And if I feel like blowing out a knee I'll be there.
- All right! Hey, you're not gonna want to miss it, either.
We pop a pony keg of bud after.
- Just sayin'.
- Just sayin'.
- Excuse me, do you know where I might Be able to find frank gallagher? - Best bet, nearest jail or gutter.
- Would you tell him that abraham is looking for him And he can reach me at that number? - Uh, I remember best when I'm tipped to do so.
Mr.
Abraham, I will see to it that he gets your message.
Thank you.
- Frank, this is scotty.
- Hi, frank.
- Could you excuse us just one second? I-- I am not gonna stop fucking men To start fucking women who look like men.
- This is a ministry, not a brothel.
The volunteers who are ready Are teamed with others who are ready.
- Thanks for being here and doing this with me.
- Scotty's been with us for six months of hard, devoted work Trying to overcome her lesbian tendencies.
You're going to help each other.
- It's been a long road, but I want to be right with god.
- As does frank.
Don't you, frank? - It's always good to have god in your corner.
- The goal of this stage is to stimulate one another, And see if stimulation can lead to copulation and orgasm.
Okay, uh, you're anxious to go.
I'm gonna slip out before you slip off anything else.
- Is this really happening? - God willing.
The last time alistair Brought a man in to see me, he left in tears After I got undressed.
Last time I shave everything.
- Scotty has been taking birth control, But as an extra precaution against stds, Please use the condoms I provided for you in the bathroom.
Be like adam and eve, discovering one another For the first time in the garden of eden-- Naked, discovering each other, bringing to each other The pleasure that god intended for them.
No shame, no guilt, no knowledge of things That distract us from god's love.
- get up, get up wake up, wake up, wake up - oh, baby, now, let's get down tonight - Well, I must say, you have amazing cans.
- Shawna used to say that.
- Who's shawna? - Someone I'm trying to forget.
Will you please help me Forget her? and, baby I can't hold it much longer - Well, hello down there.
Both: - Oh, god wants this for us.
- You know what? Maybe-- maybe he's right.
If you were supposed to be a lesbian And I was supposed to be gay, He'd be limp, And look, my loaf of bread riseth.
You ever felt one of those before? Never one this old.
Thanks.
It's like a hickory tree.
Gets stronger every year.
whoa! - Hey.
- Hey.
You okay? - Yeah.
- You weren't at school today.
- Oh, no, I didn't make it.
Karen? She's in pretty bad shape.
- You going over there later tonight? Uh I don't know.
I'm not really sure.
- Do you want me to come over later? I missed you last night.
Sure.
Yes, please.
- Okay, I'll see you later.
Okay.
how's it going up there? - Fine.
- 'cause, you know, I haven't seen your face for a while, And you're not saying much.
- It's fine.
- Okay, well, I got an appointment that I've got to make, So what can we do to get you where you need to be? Trying.
- Is there anything I could do to hurry it up? Not sure.
- What if you were to imagine that I'm angelina jolie? don't leave me hanging - 'cause, you know, I got these people that need-- - Shut up please, angie! Both: I just want someone that I can talk to I want you just the way you are I need to know that you will always be-- She hates that song.
I'm sorry.
I'm really-- Look, I know you're here all day, And you're just trying to wake her up.
I just think, you know, if you want to wake her up, You should do shit she likes, not shit she hates.
She hates that.
- What do you think she would like? - I don't know, uh, something else.
- I'm gonna go get some coffee.
- No, jody, look, I didn't mean to-- - No, man, you're-- you're right.
You've been a good friend to her.
Any progress at all? - Well, she flicks her toes sometimes, But the doctor thinks it could just be reflexes.
Right.
I'm sorry.
- Don't be sorry.
I've often thought Jody's musical repertoire could use some updating.
- No, uh, I'm sorry, I-- I wasn't very nice to karen The last time I saw her.
Actually, I, uh I kind of ended it, And I didn't do it very well, And I don't want that to be the last she heard from me.
It won't be.
We're thinking positive.
Makes a difference.
She's gonna wake up.
And you didn't make her sad, lip.
She was so happy when she got that text from you.
She knew you were texting to make up.
You should've seen her light up.
- Text? - The night of the accident, When she came to meet you.
I honestly think that she was so excited, She just forgot to look both ways.
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