- Throw in some walking-around money, And I'll give it a shot.
- That whore that mickey's marrying Is an actual whore that works at garden springs spa.
- Friends and family discounts on handy-js.
- Terry made mickey fuck her to fuck the gay out of him.
When? - After he caught us together.
- Dude, how did I not know this shit? I didn't tell you.
Well, did it work? - I mean, he might've faked it once or twice, But he wants to be with me.
I know what he felt with me.
You can't fake that.
And now this chick is pregnant.
Ian, my brother, you need to get out there And fuck someone new, okay? And someone in his early 20s, Not some old dude like kash or ned.
fuck you.
- All right, seriously, go into a gay bar, Make your need known, and have at it.
- Mandy's upset you're upset about karen.
- Jesus.
How many people is mandy talking to? She cares about you.
WhyI don't know.
You can be a real shithead.
How did we get this mixed up With two people from the milkovich family? Um Bad parenting.
- Yeah.
Prime rib for two? - Right there.
Yeah.
Oh.
oh, yeah.
And here you go, And here you go.
Mr.
Gallagher? Please excuse my informality, But I saw you on tv, and just, On behalf of the entire gay community, I want to thank you for putting yourself In the crosshairs of this political issue.
I mean, it's courageous and inspiring.
Whatever you need while you are here - Uh - Please, just do not Hesitate to ask.
- Ketchup.
- What? - Ketchup.
- Oh! Absolutely, yes.
Um, my name is jesus.
Do you need me to sign you up for any spa treatments or - Well, I'm wide open tomorrow, Chockablock me some massages from sunup to sundown.
Throw in a facial.
Ok-- will do.
Ketchup.
Oh, right! - Is it possible that my teeth Will spontaneously straighten out on their own? - Uh, jimmy's going back to medical school.
We can ask him to help.
I need alcohol.
- Is your mom not pregnant again? - Can't find her.
Went to her house, her work.
She's avoiding me.
Must be bad news.
- Think positive.
- I've done that For the past two months, And every time she pees on the stick, It's bad news, and then I get depressed Thinking about my husband banging my mom, 'cause we selfishly want to have a baby with some of our dna-- And maybe my mom can't get pregnant anymore, And we've crossed this line for no reason, And every time I'm reminded it's not me banging my husband, And it's not me peeing on the stick, And it's not me that gets to have the baby! - V, your mom wouldn't be doing this if it wasn't for you.
Kev's only doing this because he loves you.
There'd be no baby without you.
They all love you so much.
This is all about you.
So you're gonna get some wine, get the stick, Get your mom in the bathroom, and if you get bad news, Get drunk, And we'll figure out what comes next.
- Who needs root beer float coffee? All of us.
I love you.
- Call me with the news.
- Thank you.
- Debs, carl, bedtime! See these? Can you buy me braces like you paid for carl's? - Aw, debbie, they don't look so bad.
- Ee! - Shut up! Yeah, if "not that bad" means one going this way And one going that way, then, yeah.
Well, they add character.
- I have red hair, freckles, and crooked teeth.
Don't need any more character.
- Okay, listen, things are a little tight right now, But I'll make it happen, soon.
I promise, okay? So Medical school, huh? - II mean, I put in a ton of work, And I just got thinking that maybe I should go back And finish what I started.
I-- - I think it's great.
- Really? Yeah.
You're smart, you care about people, You're a good person.
- Mmm.
- Getting carl braces, debbie braces, Taking care of liam.
Mmm.
Mmm.
- Look how much you cared for all of us, Without getting much in return.
- Hey, I get plenty in return.
- I'm behind you all the way.
Mwah! - Really? - Mm-hmm.
- 'cause I'm gonna need it.
Plenty of work.
Plenty of hours.
- So where would you go? University of chicago? Northwestern? - Northwestern could work.
Yeah, just gotta check into it, but Plenty of options.
"dr.
Jimmy.
" That'd be something, huh? doctor! Hmm.
Hey.
- How's your room, frank? - Amenities need to be amended.
These mini-bottles are a little too mini.
I need to get some of the big boys up here.
Will do.
I brought you some media that needs to be viewed Before we can begin the conversion process.
- Okeydokey.
I'll get started on this one pronto.
- You have been married before? - Still am, but she never really floated my boat.
I did my husbandly duty to keep her happy, But it was always without pleasure Or joy.
- Kids? - A few.
- So you have committed the loving act Of heterosexual copulation? - It was always under the influence, frankly.
Had to to get the plumbing to work.
- No, we think you just got sidetracked.
With your history of female contact, We can begin the clinical fornication stage immediately.
- I doubt it'll work, but I'll give it my best efforts If you think it might help.
Hello, cuppers! My great-great-grandfather Fought in the war between the states.
He came back from that war with one goal in mind: To invent a disposable cup so he wouldn't have to wash All: "the same stupid cup every doggone time!" - Good news! We have received approval - Hey, fiona, you play softball? - Uh, no.
- Never? - Shh! Uncle matt's talking.
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