So I was just wondering if maybe you'd want to come to my sleepover tomorrow night? Is there going to be food? Hell, yeah.
- Can we watch an R-rated movie? - Sure.
Is your brother going to be there? Probably, yeah.
Okay.
Oh, cool.
I'll see you there.
Linda doesn't know it yet, but she's letting me borrow her kids' Kinect for Deb's party.
- Sweet.
- Yeah.
What are you watching? Some shit on the Learning Channel about pole dancers.
Speaking of hookers, how's Karen? Fuck off.
Still working on Operation Choady.
Got a couple ideas on how to lose the guy.
Why don't we just kill him? So not worth the time in jail, dude.
I was thinking something more along the lines of planting naked photos of Liam on his laptop.
Oh, good one.
Yeah, I thought so.
All right.
Now, seriously, this does nothing for you? Eh still gay.
Still gay.
Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down is X-rated.
I said you could watch something R-rated.
It's got to be edgy an-and cool.
The object is to be scared, not scarred.
Maybe Lip and Ian have something.
You are not gonna be happy.
We got to work tomorrow night.
I can't, Deb's party is tomorrow night.
Well, Ivan rented out the place for a private party.
You're the one who made me have the stupid party.
You flake, it's gonna suck.
- No, it won't.
- Yes, it will! Can somebody else take my shift? Some Richard dent hall of fame party.
Said anybody who doesn't work is fired.
Maybe we can make the party another night.
Work your shift.
- We got the party.
- You can be here all night? Of course-- it's going to be the hottest party ever.
Mandy's coming, too.
Oh, my God, this is going to be so cool.
It's Steve.
Leave some words.
Total long shot-- do you want to come to Debbie's sleepover tomorrow night? Might be tough coming from halfway around the world.
I mean, it looks like I may not even be able to make it, and I live right here.
I'm making no sense.
Okay.
Call me.
maybe too quiet you've been holding back now good morning, baby.
Morning.
Where's Ethel? She's over at Malik's crib having a playdate.
You let her go? They're just friends.
Boys like Malik don't have friends with vaginas.
Well, I just think it's awesome that she's hanging out with people her own age, doing something other than chores.
He's probably got her doing his chores.
What's your beef with Malik? I don't want Ethel dating that black kid.
Racist.
You're a racist.
I am not a racist.
I don't hate all black people, Kev, just the ones who make babies at 14 and probably can't read.
What the hell you smiling at? - You're a mama bear.
- What? You're turning into a mama bear with your little baby Ethel cub.
Shut up.
- My mama bear.
- Shut it down.
My little mama bear.
So, you're kind of like a 12-year-old girl.
Which flick do you think we should watch tonight at Deb's party? Nightmare On Elm Street.
Remake-- still scary as shit.
Karen got ready for work with the drapes open, which was awesome.
Then she stopped for some cigarettes and then she went straight to work at the movies.
Be there till late.
Last show gets out at, like, 1:00, plus clean-up.
Thanks, man.
You got Carl following her around now? I can't believe you're still cock-blocking Karen.
She has no cock.
- How am I blocking it? - Let it go, man.
What do you want, huh, you want to marry her, be with her forever? Look, I'm just looking out for her.
- She's my best friend.
- No, I'm your best friend.
- She's your fuck buddy.
- No, you're my brother who should shut the fuck up.
Friends usually want what's best for each other.
This could be the best thing for Karen.
Oh, so now you know what's best for everyone? The kid who wants to die for a country that thinks he's one of God's mistakes? The shrink at school says I'm one of God's mistakes.
The girl has "whore" tattooed on her arm.
She put my dick in her mouth 'cause you asked her to.
- What?! - You need to shut the fuck up.
So, what, you get her to dump the guy, stick around for when Carl gets his first woody so she can work him, too? I already had my first woody in history class, talking about how Marie Antoinette's head got chopped off.
What, are you freebasing lycopene now, you worthless piece of shit? Why you got to be such an asshole? Apple fell where you dropped it.
You think, uh, Karen and that guy are a done deal? Who knows? She's a flighty thing.
Actually, kind of reminds me of your mother-- a beautiful mess.
That was smart, coming in your pajamas already.
These aren't my pajamas.
One strawberry and cheese coffee cake from Weber's.
Thanks.
Yum! I got to get ready for work.
You look gorgeous, party girl.
Oh, my, you look lovely.
Thank you.
Dinner was great, mom.
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