Should I force her or what? I don't know.
I'm making this shit up as I go along.
How'd she find out? Lucy Joe? Jesus, what is that, a rash? What? Yeah, I think it's from that laundry soap I got at the family dollar store.
Made in China.
Probably tainted with melamine.
No way.
You're not going in the pool with that.
- Come on.
We gotta show that to V.
- What about my kids? I don't have basketball practice until later.
- Me and Ethel can watch 'em.
- Ethel and I.
You and I are gonna go show this to Veronica.
Let's go.
Go on.
- Be careful! - Yeah! Whoo! You got Jody.
Hello? It's possible for a guy to be named Jody and not be a douche bag? Ever thought about calling him "Choady"? Tool hijacked my sex buddy.
Revisionist's history.
- What? - More than a sex buddy.
Nah, that was just my little brain doing all the thinking while my ass was doing all the talking.
You guys wanna come on the ice cream truck later? Can't.
Volunteering at the VA.
- That's a waste of time.
- It's gonna look good on my West Point application.
You know, you should be figuring out how to work the system instead of playing into it.
- America is a meritocracy.
- They don't even make boot straps anymore, then how the hell you supposed to pull yourself up by 'em? - Dumbass.
- Dumbass.
Hey, I'm totally stealing "Choady," by the way.
Veronica's not a real nurse.
How's she supposed to diagnose this rash? She can at least tell us if it's worth ponying up for the clinic.
- Uh-oh, you came to hide under the bed? - I know.
I thought Craig was just gonna be about coffee and catching up.
Just sorta happened.
Would you check out this rash? Damn, that's nasty.
Almost looks like shingles.
Scabies, maybe? Let's see here.
Been hiking in the woods lately? What woods? I called Steve.
- What? - What? Why? Change in your diet? I don't know.
I just wanted to hear his voice, I think.
Does your throat hurt? No.
Where is he? I didn't ask.
- Best guess, stress rash.
- I knew it.
Daycare is too much for you to handle.
This is my fault.
Why does everything always have to become about you? So, no need for a doctor? Steroid cream first.
Should do away with the breakout, but if it's stress, you're gonna have to start relaxing.
We done here? I got a house full of kids I need to get back to.
Gonna call Steve again? I don't know.
Might wanna figure out why you wanna talk to him first.
This one here is Mrs.
Johnson's favorite.
It likes to drink every day, but this one over here is a bit finicky, and only wants a little sip on the weekend.
Weekends.
Got it.
Let me show you the upstairs plants.
Ew.
What the hell you want with them nasty old boulder holders? I practice opening 'em.
Never know what kinda clasps you're gonna encounter in the dark.
My motto, "be prepared.
" weekend came early.
Maybe I should give up some shifts and help you more with the daycare.
Your waitress tips are the only thing that's gonna get us through the winter.
You should not be carrying this much responsibility.
- It's only for two more weeks.
- Two weeks? - Till school starts.
- Deb, you're 11.
You need to start acting like it.
You want me to start collecting puffy stickers and lip gloss? Yeah! Maybe hang out at the park sometime.
Loitering.
How about you invite some friends over and relax in the pool? No lifeguard.
Liability.
They can come over, hang out in the pool and then sleep over.
It'll be like a like a birthday party sleepover party.
My birthday's not until October.
Hey, it's somebody's birthday somewhere, so we'll celebrate that.
Make a guest list.
Make your list, or I will.
it's not a game the word is out, it's boxing time chicks still so clocking my dime slut! Did you know he was married? At least it's chocolate.
Come on.
the way we bounce keep making it bump like bump, bump, bump, girl, you like that let's go this is not a game let's go this is not a game! Karen just left.
Bummer.
- You think Sheila's going to throw me out? - Yep.
- Choady still on the couch? - I never should have fucked Dottie to death.
I could have made that work.
- What's his last name? - There's no money in there.
If Sheila starts working again, I am finished.
Know where's he from? Probably at the beauty salon right now.
523, 524, I made it! This is better than sex.
Maybe I'll get lucky, and she'll have a relapse by the end of the week.
Looks like she'll be joining you for a drink - at the Alibi by the end of the week.
- Shit! My room still open at home? Uh you wanna stay here? - It's where the heart is.
- Left side.
My advice, no one trades an MVP.
Make myself valuable, un-tradable.
Exactly.
You know what, the world out there is a scary place.
Maybe it needs to get even scarier.
Lip.
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