Keep moving.
Where the hell were you guys last week? We're getting a foster kid.
It's lots of work.
$384 a month.
A lot of those foster kids are messed up.
That's why they need a positive influence.
That's for screwing my husband.
Kiss me and I'll cut your fucking tongue out.
I'm taking the PSATs for some Polish kid over at Ridgedale.
I'm an investigator for the Educational Evaluation Service.
What's the punishment? I'm at the University of Chicago.
Come to my office.
Think of all the luck you got Know that it's not for naught You were beaming once before But it's not like that anymore What is this downside That you speak of? What is this feeling You're so sure of? Round up the friends you got Know that they're not for naught You were willing once before But it's not like that anymore What is this downside That you speak of? What is this feeling You're so Sure of? Sh Going to the store today! Toilet paper.
I'm starting to chafe from the streamers.
Toothpaste.
Why are Steve's clothes down here? Somebody couldn't wait to get upstairs last night.
We out of diapers? Yeah, but I put a plug up his butt.
Didn't I, buddy? Oh, it's okay.
That towel's gonna leak.
Yeah, I'm on it.
So, my SAT gig's a bust, but, uh, I can scrape up some money another way if you need the help.
It's cool.
I got 35 bucks.
Plus, I'm picking up that temp check later.
Okay.
Is that a Taser? Where'd you get that? I let him borrow it.
Hey, help me out.
Carl finally got invited someplace by normal kids.
Robbie Rebello's having a paintball party.
- Towel? - Yeah, but he's not going, so I gave him the Taser to play with.
Don't worry.
It doesn't work.
Who's Candace? No idea.
You aren't going, Carl? No.
It costs $27.
Here.
Awesome! Thanks.
What? Well, he really wanted to go, he knows we're strapped.
This should hold him for a few hours.
You're gonna need new diapers.
Steve got a text from Candace.
"Sweetie, call me.
It's important.
" Hey, you don't read other people's messages.
Is he dating someone else? Go! You're gonna be late for school.
Latey school.
School.
Mommy? Mommy, I'm hungry, Mommy.
I want some food, Mommy.
Wake up.
Mommy? Kev, we're only taking in a foster kid for a week to get the money to pay for my stupid parking tickets.
That's it.
We're like a hotel.
Yeah, I know, but I'm secretly hoping you like it, so we get to keep the kid longer, 'cause I want to do dad things.
Not a secret anymore.
And it's gonna change our lives too much.
No, it won't.
Come on.
We walk around the house naked half the time, shoot tequila for breakfast and swear up a storm.
You think we're gonna be able to do that with a kid around? Yeah, but who cares? You know what? I lived with some crazy ass foster parents, but it's better than being brought up in a group home.
Well, just don't get too excited.
We're gonna get our money and kick the little brat to the curb.
All right, fine.
Now come here and let me suckle your little teat, Mommy.
Uh-uh.
Come on, let me suckle yo' teat.
Uh-uh! I need some milk.
I need some breakfast.
Which do you like better? One? Mmm.
Or two? Mmm.
One.
What about one? Mm-hmm.
Or two? Mm, definitely two.
Okay, one? Oh, God, one.
One.
One, one.
I'm not finished yet.
One? Mmm.
Mmm.
Or two? Oh, God, one! Who the fuck is Candace? Who?! Yeah, that's what I'm asking you.
How do you know about Candace? Oh, so there's something to know? We She We work together.
Uh-huh.
Why is she texting you? "Hey, sweetie, it's important.
Call me.
" Uh, she's a little high maintenance.
That happens when you fuck someone.
Believe me, I didn't fuck Candace.
We work together.
That's all.
I don't care if you screw someone else.
Just don't lie about it.
Ever.
I'll turn it off.
Shit.
What? I got to leave.
Are you kidding me? It's-It's a work thing.
Um, I'll make it up to you.
Sorry.
I'm-I'm-I'm sorry, ok? I'll make it up to you tonight.
I don't think he's gonna wake up.
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