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"Thanks But No Thanks"
There's a hundred and
four days of summer vacation
and school comes
along just to end it
So the annual problem
for our generation
is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe
Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy
or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something
that doesn't exist
Hey!
Or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves
Creating nano-bots or
locating Frankenstein's brain
It's over here!
Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane
Phineas!
As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do
before school starts this fall
Come on, Perry.
So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it all!
Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
- This was nice.
- Yeah, I'm glad we ran into each other.
Yeah.
Almost literally.
You
barely missed me with your scooter.
[LAUGHS SHEEPISHLY]
What can I say? You walk slow.
So, uh, what're you doing tonight?
Yeah, I'm going to see Love Sandal.
It's a Love Handle cover band that, uh,
that plays in sandals.
My cousin plays bass.
He can get us backstage.
It'll be fun.
You wanna come?
Uh, no.
No, I don't.
I'll catch you later.
I'll keep an eye out for that scooter.
Monty and Vanessa sitting in a tree
- Carl!
- Let me finish.
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
- Go ahead.
- You mean there's more?
Look, you don't have to tell
my Dad about this, do you?
Monty, Monty.
Walk with me.
[SLYLY] You know, your
dad is my superior.
I'm obliged to tell him everything.
I can't imagine what
could possibly sway me
to consider such a dereliction of duty.
All right, Carl, I get it.
What do you want?
I want your father to
disown you and adopt me!
Okay, what do you want within reason?
You don't understand.
I do all the work at the agency,
but he doesn't even acknowledge me.
I mean, that's all I want,
a simple "thank you.
"
Is that too much to ask?
- You just want him to say "thank you"?
- Yes, a simple "thank you.
"
Carl, if that's all you want then
I'm sure I can get Dad
to say "thank you" to you.
Well, if you can do that,
maybe I can just forget to mention
the whole dating a sworn
enemy's daughter thing.
Deal.
Hey, Ferb.
Check out this cool picture
of Grandma and Grandpa Flynn in
their pyramid water-skiing days.
Wow, it's all the fun
of water-skiing times 10.
Y'know, I bet you pyramids
would make any sports better.
- Ferb?
- What do you two think you
I know what we're
gonna do today!
- Doing?
- Oh hey, Candace.
- What?
- I said, hey, Candace.
What? I can't hear you
over all this ringing.
Don't worry about it.
It'll go away in a sec.
See ya later, Candace.
I may not be able to hear
you, but I can see you.
If you stay in range.
[GIGGLES] Hello, Candace!
Right on schedule.
Uh, hi.
Are you new here?
Heavens no, dear.
I've
been here all summer.
I've so enjoyed watching your brothers
- build so many amazing things every day.
- Oh, that's perfect.
Ugh! You know what, my arms
are getting really tired.
Just hold that thought
I'll be right back.
- You were saying?
- [GIGGLES] They're so inventive.
I mean, they built that roller coaster.
Oh, and that spa.
And I love that
platypus-themed restaurant.
Even though I couldn't get a
reservation.
The bouncer was so harsh.
Oh, but the best was when
they had their own sitcom.
Wait, I wasn't even here for that one.
I know, but I wouldn't miss a minute
of witnessing your
brother's backyard fun.
Lady, you've got to help me!
You've got to come down here
and tell my Mom all about it!
Oh, I don't think so, dear.
Um, I just don't feel
up to leaving the house.
No problem! You stay
right where you are,
and I'll bring my Mom over!
[CHUCKLING]
Oh, by the way.
- What?
- Where's Perry?
CHORUS: # Perry! #
Perry!
- Hey, Dad.
- Monty, my boy.
- It's always wonderful to see you.
- Hello, sir.
Carl, what took you so long?
Hand me that report there, would you?
- Yes, sir.
- My coffee.
Hah! Thanks, Monty.
- Argh!
- Actually, Carl
Carl, the trash chute is
clogged again.
Do you mind?
Of course not, sir.
Pardon me.
Excuse me.
Coming through.
- Uh, Dad.
Agent P is here.
- Oh.
So he is.
Good morning, Agent P.
Dr.
Doofenshmirtz has been
spotted on his balcony
repeatedly shaking his fist and
then running back into his building.
Which is obviously evil.
Well, okay, maybe not evil
but definitely cliché.
So, go and stop him from
his cartoon conventions.
Pyramid sports
Pyramid sports, pyramid
Pyramid, pyramid sports
If you want something new
[LAUGHS]
We've got the game for you
It's a sport
of a different sort
You can do what
the Pharaohs do
Woo
The new recreation
That is sweeping the
nation with pyramid formation
Pyramid sports
Pyramid sports, pyramid
Pyramid, pyramid sports
Here's how you play.
Form yourselves into a pyramid
I guess that's step number one
Try any sport now experiment
Just go and have some fun
You can do any sport you wish
Archery, bowling
You can even pyramid fish
I don't care if it's played
in a field or on a court,
'cause everyone here
is into pyramid sports.
Pyramid sports
Pyramid sports
Pyramid sports
Pyramid sports
Pyramid sports
I think I pulled my sigmoid colon.
[BAGPIPE PLAYING]
Doofenshmirtz: Annoying musician?
C'mon.
C'mon.
Come to pappa.
Ah, bingo! Hey, what's with the waffle?
Oh, very funny, Perry
the Platypus.
Very funny!
If you'll just be so kind as to
move your tail out of the way.
Thank you.
There we go.
That's good.
[STAMMERS] See, now
you're just being childish.
Look, I promise you, I'm not
even being marginally evil.
I just want to stop that guy
from playing his bagpipes.
Every day, 24 hours a day.
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