I've got you now, Perry the Platypus! This is the most sophisticated trap I have ever invented.
In fact, it's so escape-proof thatâ That I couldn't get that guy out.
So, I had to build a whole new trap to catch you.
And of course, I had to buy a new plastic skeleton for Halloween.
It's a pitiable existence I lead, Perry the Platypus.
Doâ Do you pity me? You should 'cause I'm pitiable.
Everyone should pity me.
Eh, you don't have to say pity too many times before it stops sounding like a word.
Pity.
Pity.
Pitâ Pity.
Pity.
Pitâ Pity.
Pity.
Pitâ See? That is only like two times and it's already just gobbledygook.
Gobbledygook, too.
I can'tâ I can't even get through that once.
Gobbledyâ Uh, see, I'm not even consider the last syllable and it's alreadyâ Great.
Now, I'm forgetting what I was talking about.
Which is another reason to pity me! Yeah! Back on topic, baby! You see, I-I figured if I get myself big sad eyes, people would pity me and get me whatever I want.
And to that end Behold, the Big-Sad-Eye-inator! You like it? It sums up a lot of juice, so I'm running it at night when the electricity is cheaper.
But the nighttime is the right time for a party.
A pity party! Here we go! Don't worry about a thing, Mom.
Everything's under control.
Thanks, Candace.
It's been too long since your father and I had a date night.
Thirteen days, twenty-two hours, and seventeen minutes.
How do you know that? I've got an app on my phone.
Don't worry about us.
Bye.
Parents are weird.
Yes.
Yes, they are.
It takes a while to get warmed up, but we're almost there.
Oop! See, I told you it took up a lot of juice.
What happened? I think we blew a fuse.
Don't get all technical on me, just fix it.
Relax, Candace.
Ferb and I will check the fuse box.
In the meantime, you go find a flashlight.
Okay.
Find a flashlight.
Find a flashlight.
Hey, Ferb.
Isn't it cool how you can still see people's eyes inâ Ferb? Where'd you go? Oh-ho! You prankster.
I know we have a flashlight in here somewhere.
Oh, okay, that's a stapler.
Ow! Scissors.
And What is this, an old banana? Eww.
What happened to all the flashlights? Ah-ha! Darn! The batteries are dying.
I better conserve them.
Phineas? Ferb? Oh, who leaves a chair right next to a table? Looks like the whole town's in a blackout.
What'cha doin'? Isabella? Your voice sounds horrible.
Fooled ya! It's me, Buford! And my voice isn't horrible, it's raspy! You gotta spend hours screamin' in the closet to get it like this.
Hours! Hey, Phineas! What'cha doin'? There's the original.
I'm glad you're here, Isabella.
Ferb and I are working on something that will give us all the best blackout ever! Can I help? Sure you can, Baljeet.
Hey, Baljeet.
Hey, Buford.
Your voice is so raspy.
It sounds as if sandpaper and a washboard had a baby.
See, closet time's paying off.
Okay, guys.
Let's get to work.
Hey, hold it right there.
Who else is back here? Roll call! Well, there's Ferb, Isabella, Buford, Baljeet and me.
Oh, and there's that kid in the corner with the eyepatch.
But is it my left eye, or my right eye? You don't know.
Hi, Mom! Yeah, we're okay.
In fact, I was just about to call you.
I can't see what Phineas and Ferb are making but I'm sure it's bustable.
Well, it'll have to wait.
Traffic lights are out all over the city.
Of course you know I'd like nothing better than to give up my special time with your father, to run home and not see what they may, or may not have done.
I can't remember, were you always this sarcastic? Shh.
They're using a wench, Mom.
They're making something huge, andâ Candace found the wood chipper, guys.
My phone! Oh, we got disconnected.
Now, who's going to grate on my nerves all night? Oh, so you have always been this sarcastic.
Oh, that's right.
It's going to be you.
You betcha, Duckie.
One way or another, I'm gonna see what all you eyeballs are making back here.
Sure.
I want everyone to see, including Perry.
Hey, where's Perry? Hey, where's Perry? Doofenshmirtz isn't illuminated! A blackout? Oh, Perry the Platypus, isn't this wonderful? Now people can't see anything but my pitiful eyes.
Look at them, Perry the Platypus, don't you feel sorry for me? Don't my sad, lugubrious eyes illicit compassion and mercy? Your secret agent training has taught you to squint well, my nemesis.
But you can't fight the power of these pathetic, pleading eyes.
I guess you can, 'cause you're heartless, Perry the Platypus.
You know that? Where your heart should be, a big empty sack of nothing.
But the common man will not be able to.
I'm gonna go find someone on the street and test these babies out.
And you're coming with me.
Here, come on.
It's a good thing I put wheels on this trap.
Try to keep up.
Somebody hand me that wrench.
The power transformer is online.
It is a good thing that you had this bicycle-powered generator.
We like to be prepared for any eventuality.
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