So, Ferb, your cousins from England are here visiting.
No, I mean your cousins from England are here visiting.
Look, boys, it's your cousins visiting from England! They're here to see the exhibition football match between Danville and their beloved Snifferton Nostrils.
Ooh! Nose goal! So, the Nostrils are here in the States? Yes, they've already landed and they're probably on the team bus even as we speak! (Song: Nostrils on the Bus) Nostrils on the bus! Ha! Fabulous! Anyway, Phineas, this is Uncle Adrian, Ady for short.
Aunt Lucy Hello! and their kids, Beckham, Beckham, Pele, Beckham, Pele, and Eliza.
Well, her middle name is Beckham.
Hi, guys! Good heavens, Ferb! What a fine young man you've grown into.
Good to know you, Phineas.
I hear about you all the time.
Oh, so you've been reading my newsletter? Oh, heavens no.
I read Ferb's blog.
Well, at least you've learned to read.
Ouch! Why don't we go inside and continue our good natured sibling rivalry there.
Yes, that way you won't be humiliated in front of the children.
Oh, sibling rivalry is so attractive.
Ady has such a healthy competitive spirit.
Eliza, honey, why don't you come along? Candace is up in her room.
So, cousin Ferb, you've lived in America longer than you lived in England.
You haven't gone Yank on us, have you? Oh, don't worry, guys.
Ferb is as British as ever! Hi, guys.
What'cha doin'? Oh, hi, Isabella.
Hello, everyone.
I was just cleaning my room and I thought I would return some of the things Ferb lent me.
Your cowboy hat, your baseball mitt, your banjo CDs, your American flag unitard Oh, and here is your bald eagle.
Oh! And Phineas, here is your sack.
Awesome! Come to papa! Oh, yes.
Very British.
What's going on? Oh, it's silly.
Ferb's cousins think Ferb has lost his Britishness.
Ferb's British? Apparently not.
I bet you don't even play football anymore.
You dweebs, that's a soccer ball.
This is a football! Actually, there's no one who loves soccer more than my brother Ferb! Ferb got all of us into playing, and we've gotten pretty good if I do say so myself.
But Ferb, he's the real master.
Yeah, I once saw Ferb playing an entire game of soccer using a pumpkin! And he didn't even break it! To this day, his motivation for doing so remains shrouded in mystery.
Well, if you are all such crackin' footballers, then we challenge you and your friends to a football match.
So, what do you say? Playground rules? How about Football X-7 rules? Football X-7? That's only theoretical! Only for another couple of hours, because I know what we're gonna do today.
Hey, maybe Perry wants to be on our team.
Who's Perry? I apologize, Agent P.
I'm a little under the weather today.
First, I was convinced that Carl got me sick, you know, that all knee-jerk-blame-Carl thing but then Then we received this, this morning.
Uh Hello, Major Monogram, this is Heinz, it's 7:45 on Tuesday, I'm really sick.
So, I won't be able to do evil today.
Anywayâ Can you believe this? He had the nerve to call in sick? I'm here, Carl's here.
Don't you think I'd rather be at home, watching Ducky Momo? Agent P, you've got to get in there andâ I don't know, get him better.
Stop him from stopping the things for whichâ You have to stop him Before (Song: Not as Much) But not as much as you thought you needed me too Brilliant! Thanks.
Most of my favorite bands are British.
I guess I'm kind of an Anglophile.
Anglophile? I thought your family is from Wisconsin.
I mean, just Candace, it just means that he likes songs that are British.
Oh.
I knew that.
Oh, man.
I gotta get home and help my mom.
I'll be back in a couple of hours.
Splendid! Coolness! Nice to meet you, Eliza.
And you as well, Jeremy.
Oh, by the way, cool accent.
Cool accent? Cool accent? He's never complimented me on my accent! Now, to be fair I'm not all Britishy and sophisticated?! Oh, Candace, don't be silly.
It's obvious Jeremy likes you just the way you are.
Don't talk crazy! You gotta teach me how to be all Anglowishy and ladylike and proper! But Candâ Obviously my relationship with Jeremy depends on it! So, you'll help me? Yeah, all right.
Hah! I've given you a sound thrashing I have! Yes, yes, you always did have more wind than I.
That's my Adrian.
So talented.
I don't know if I would be bragging about holding my breath for 13 seconds.
Well, at least Lawrence is always so gracious in defeat.
Hors-d'oeuvres, anyone? I'll bet I can make myself sick eating prawny puffs before you can.
Carnival ride sick or emergency room sick? Sweaty Men Playing Games Network presents Football X-7.
Theoretical Speculative Conjecture or Not That What We Just Said, with the Conjecture thing? Football.
Sometimes called soccer, footy, association football or the beautiful game.
But, in 1952, a British theoretical physicist and football enthusiast, Professor Ross Eforp, hoped to heighten the football experience by creating the most thrilling and challenging version of soccer imaginable, which still allowed the players to survive.
He called it Football X-7.
He proposed building an immense gyroscopic, gravity-low stadium, creating an omnidirectional pitch allowing teams to play in 3 dimensions.
After several attempts to build a Football X-7 stadium ended in disaster, most scientists, engineers and defensive mid-fielders agreed that Professor Ross Eforp's ultimate football game could never become a reality.
The final blow came when it was discovered that Professor Ross Eforp's name is spelled the same forwards as it was backwards, and in the highly-charged anti-palindrome atmosphere in the mid-1950s, Professor Eforp was forced into hiding.
As for Football X-7, is it possible perhaps one day, someone, some young dreamer with remarkable building and creative skills might just make Professor Ross Eforp's dream come true? No! Not a chance.
Don't be ridiculous.
It's impossible.
Impossible?! The only thing that's impossible is impossibility.
Now Ferb and I believe we figured out where Professor Eforp went wrong.
Oi.
Are you actually saying you're gonna build that here? Yes.
We are gonna do what no one has ever done before.
Play the biggest, baddest, onliest game of Football X-7 ever! Now, who's with me? We are, of course.
Completely mad, the lot of them.
Let's get started.
Come on Ferb.
We need toâ Ferb? Ferb? Ferb? Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Perry the Platypus? W-What are you doing here? Did you get my messâ Oh, is that chicken soup? What? Oh, that? I-Iâ I planned to do evil today but look at me.
I-I don't think it's gonna happen.
Oh, man, 103, seriously? If I was a hot tub, people would be getting out of me.
They'd be all like "Wow, Heinz Doofenshmirtz is way too hot.
We should get out of him.
" Anyway, since you're here, I-I taped my rehearsal.
I'll just play it for you.
That will be just as good.
I shot this yesterday when I was feeling considerably better then.
Lalalalala.
Topeka, Kansas.
Topeka, Kansas.
Okay.
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