by ashirogi27 Enough moping around, Candace.
Phineas and Ferb said they've devised a fun way to wash the house.
Why don't you join them? Have some fun for a change! For a change? I have lots of fun! You mean, obsessively trying to bust your brothers for their mystery crimes? Is that fun? I have fun.
I'm like the queen of fun! I have fun all day! I can tell.
Well, if you just gonna sit inside today, you should at least do a little reading.
Aw, Mom? It's one of my favorites.
The Wizard of Oz.
Isn't this for babies? Or you could wipe down Perry's Platypus Plaza Play set.
I'm reading, I'm reading! Well, I'll be at my weight lifting class.
Have fun! Ugh! Oh, my eyes hurt! Oh, Jeremy.
You're the only one who understands me.
Hi, Candace! Buford, Baljeet, what do you two want? What? Like in a metaphysical sense? Nothing.
I'm good.
I want to be cool! That's not gonna happen.
I mean, why are you looking in my window, duh! Oh.
Ferb says I should tell you we're about to start washing the house, and you can help us out if you want! Not likely.
Either way, you might want to put on some waterproof undergarments.
Will you get out of here?! Blah, blah Dorothy, blah, blah Kansas.
There's a cyclone coming? Okay, Ferb.
Let her lift.
Take your positions everybody! And remember, even strokes.
Do you guys always wash the house like this? Sometimes, we give it a bath.
But, the city's using the tub as a reservoir.
Whoa! What's happening? Phineas! Ferb! Okay.
Full speed now! Try to have fun! I want to be cool! Hey.
I don't want nothin'! Waterproof undergarments! Whee! Hey! I wonder where Perry went? Ew, gross! Perry! Oh, wow! Perry, I don't think we're in Danville anymore.
You're in Patchkinland! We're Patchkins, and welcome you because Little Witch Suzy was a louse, now she's squished under your house! I'm alright! I have saliva.
Gross! Eyeball! Eyeball! Eyeball! What'cha doin'? I'm The Good Witch, Isabella.
Welcome to Patchkinland! Hello?! Can someone get this off me?! Don't touch those boots! Witch! Witch! Witch! Not witch, warlock! It's a robe, not a dress! I suppose I should thank you for squishing little Suzie.
I'm okay, if you just lift this house off me, Iâ But I won't, because I'm wicked! I'll just take these little boots, and I'll be onâ Wait! What happened? Where are my boots?! Right there.
On Candace.
Now my feet are cold.
Give me those boots! She doesn't have to give you anything! You have no real power in this part of Odd! Wrong! I have the power of positive thinking! True, it doesn't really help me in this instance, but you can't stay in Patchkinland forever! That's right! I'll get you! And your little platypus, too.
Now, check me out as I disappear into an evil cloud of black smoke! You know, I'm just gonna use my bus pass.
Seriously, can someone get a jack or something? I don't know how, but I bet Phineas and Ferb are behind all these! Oh, hi, Candace! I knew it! Have fun! Wait, stop! How did youâ Ugh! Alright, Eyeball Girl! Where do I go to bust someone around here? You can always try Bustopolis.
That's where The Wizard lives.
Can The Wizard bust my brothers? You bet'cha! How do I get there? Ooo-hoo! (Song: Yellow Sidewalk) Well, listen to this.
Ooo-hoo! Ooo-hoo! La-la-la-la-la-la-la Well, the sky is blue and the breeze is mellow I'll tell you what to do Take the walkway that's yellow It'll get you where you want to go Just take that yellow sidewalk Ooo-hoo! La-la-la-la-la-la-la Just take the yellow one Not the one that's burnt umber And don't you take that purple one, it's covered with lumber What? A log truck overturned last Tuesday Take the yellow sidewalk Ooo-hoo! Nothing to see here.
Ooo-hoo! Move along.
If you wanna bust your brothers, put one foot after another There's a road that leads you out of this square And there's nothing really stopping us So let us state the obvious If you standing here, baby You're going nowhere! So, if you're really in a busting mood Please don't think I'm being rude! Just grab yourself some take-out food And hit that yellow sidewalk! Ooo-hoo! Ooo-hoo! Ooo-hoo! La-la-la-la-la-la-la! Ooo-hoo! Ooo-hoo! So, remember! If you wanna bust your brothers, Ooo-hoo! stay on the yellow sidewalk! La-la-la-la-la-la-la I hope there's not gonna be a lot of singing in this thing.
How much further is this Bustopolis? For some of us, it is a world away! What are you supposed to be? I am a nerdcrow.
I hang in cornfields, wedgie-style, to keep the crows away.
They would not be caught dead anywhere around me.
For you see, despite my above average mathematical skills, I am not cool.
That's fascinating.
But, I'm on my way to Bustopolis to ask The Wizard to bust my brothers.
The Wizard?! Oof! Do you think The Wizard can do something for me? What do you want? (Song: I Wish I Was Cool) Allow me to put it in song! I want to be cool, cool, cool I feel like such a foo-oo-ool 'Cause everybody I see Everybody but me Knows a secret to cool, cool, cool They don't teach it in schoo-oo-ool Ain't no pamphlet they wrote No one pass me that note Guess that I missed the boat Alright, That's enough! Down theâ I get it.
You wanna come to Bustopolis and ask The Wizard for coolness, right? Do I! Fine, you can come along.
Boy, howdy! Ooo-hoo! But, no singing, and don't stand too close.
Ooo-hoo! Ooo-hoo! Too close! Sorry.
La-la-la-la-la-la-la! Hi, Candace! So, you two are on your way to Bustopolis? 'Cause Ferb and I made a more fun way to get there.
We've built a beautiful horse path through a candy forest, and genetically-engineered some unicorns to ride.
Oh, no.
No, we are staying on the yellow sidewalk.
Do I have a say in this matter? No! Let's go! Yes, Candace.
Sorry you're gonna miss out on all of the fun! I'll race you to marshmallow meadow, Ferb.
Well, this is fun.
It's a little girly for us, isn't it? Well, it is Candace's dream.
Doofenshmirtz Wicked Witch Castle! It's not witch, it's warlock! Ugh! Let me just check my security.
The front door looks good.
The back door looks good.
And, the platypus outside my window looks good.
The platypus outside myâ Ooh! Oh! Oh, gross! Hey, I know you.
You're with that little boot thief, right? Well, I'm going to send my flying squirrels after her! Those stunning little planes, they're cute, but you know, they don't fly so fast.
We've got some time.
How much farther do we have to go? All I know is Phineas and Ferb are behind all these.
And if I follow this sidewalk, I will bust them.
Wait a minute.
I know this.
There should be an oil can around here.
Could you leave the lumberjack alone? Jeremy? Forget this! Oh, hi! Iâ I couldn't help, but notice that you're, um A tree? A-ttractive.
It's okay.
I know I'm a tree.
Well, we're gonna go see if The Wizard will grant our wishes Uh Do you have a wish? (Song: Tree Related Wish) Do I have a wish? Would you take a good look at me I stand before you as a tree And you ask me what my wish would be How come he gets to singâ Shhhh.
It's probably related to me being a tree It's my tree-related wish (Tree-related wish) It's my tree-related wish (Tree-related wish) It's my tree-related wish (Tree-related wish) I'll tell you what it is when we get to Bustopolis Ooh, I can't wait to find out.
Come on, let's go.
Aren't you just going to wish to not be a tree? Shhh.
Girls like a little mystery.
La-la-la-la-la-laâ Hi, Candace.
From this point, you have two routes to Bustopolis.
On your right is a yellow sidewalk through a terrifying beastbog.
We have saliva! And on your left, Ferb and I have built a frozen non-dairy treat sidewalk through an ice cream canyon.
You can skate it and lick it for the ultimate and flavorable fun.
Ice cream! Ice cream! Oh, no, you don't! We're staying on this sidewalk 'til we meet The Wizard and you're busted.
Crow, Tree, let's go! Yes, Candace.
Well, there's only one thing left to do.
Woo-hoo! Yeah! Woo-hoo! This is better than an ice cream canyon, isn't it? Oh, yes, I much prefer rotting vegetation and blood-sucking demons.
Sure are some scary looking trees in here.
Hey, we can't all be movie stars.
I Iâ I-I think there's something up there.
Whoo? What is that? Where? There! It looks like a lion.
No, looks like a tiger.
I think it is a bear.
No! I'm a combination lion, tiger, and bear.
Oh, my! If I had a nickel for every time I heard that All right! Let's blow this pop stand! What? Oh, fine.
My friends and I are going to Bustopolis to each get something from The Wizard.
Do you want to come? There! Nah! I don't want nothin'.
Okay, chop, chop, fellas! Time's a-wastin'.
But, I am reminded of a song.
(Song: I Want Nothing) I want Nothin'.
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