by ashirogi27 Wow, trippy! I'm having one of those lucid dreams where I'm aware I'm dreaming so I can control it.
I voted for you, Kevin.
Cool! I'm gonna fly, too! Okay.
Focus, and Ugh! Oh, no! I've broken my mind! Reality's shattering before my eyes! Candace, you're fine.
It's all special effects.
Special effects? Yeah, cool, huh? Ferb and I are warming up before we meet our special effects hero, Clive Addison today at the Science-Fiction and Fantasy Convention.
That explains why you're dressed in costumes from "Giant Losers: The Musical"! Actually, I'm dressed as Captain Lump Sharkboard from Space Adventure XIV.
And Ferb's dressed as Hymie Silverman, the elf prince from Stumbleberry Finkbat and the Whining Wand of the Turtle Wizard.
They're the two biggest movie series of all-time, and Clive Addison did the special effects for both.
Ugh! Stop being related to me! And take all your mirrors, and zebras, and junk, and get out of my room! Zebras? Anyway, Ferb and I aren't in your room.
We're already at the convention! Special effects! Look at it, Ferb.
Science-Fiction and Fantasy, together at last.
It's breathtaking.
Let's get in there! Hey "Where's Perry?" is written on this wanted poster, hanging on a tree.
And we see this little hand reach up and tear the poster down and the music kicks in and all, "Chicka, chicka, chow, chicka, chow, chow, chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka, chow," and the opening credits start, like on one of those cool 80's TV shows with a voice over.
You know A fugitive, semi-aquatic special forces amateur stage magician, framed for a crime he didn't commit, the 1865 assassination of Abraham Lincoln, joins forces with a rogue-trillionaire inventor-extreme fighting champion from the future.
Together with the aid of "R.
I.
C.
K.
", their super crime-fighting high-tech talking rickshaw, they'll bring hope, justice, and varying degrees of aquaticness to a Tri-State area in peril.
Together, they are Doof 'N' Puss! Tonight's episode, Ham on Rye, Hold the Mayor.
You know, in the future we won't sit and read newspapers in the morning.
Instead, giant robots will control us in human death matches.
Well, that gives us something to look forward to.
Good morning, team.
What's up, Ricky? I've detected some strange, out of character behavior from our mayor recently, which has me concerned.
Here he is from a news report a year ago.
Notice how he waves.
It goes side to side, see? Again, side to side.
Now, here's footage from just two days ago.
Watch.
See? His hand goes up, and then he transforms into a wolf with fiery, red eyes, and runs howling into the misty night.
Now that you mentioned it, that is unusual for him.
We've got to somehow get close to the mayor, and find out what's going on.
We're gonna need a turban and a wig.
And while I'm out, I'm gonna pick up some bagels.
Anyone else want anything? Hi, Candace.
Where are you off to? Oh I'm, uh going to Stacy's.
Okay, honey.
What's in the big bag? Smaller bags? Great! Have fun.
Isn't it magnificent, Ferb? Special effects extravaganzas just have a way of bringing people together.
If you think Lump Sharkboard can defeat Hymie Silverman, the elf prince, then you are three phlorics short of a foxonian zipfeller, my friend! Oh, yeah? Well, you can carry your own action figures! Ferb, there he is! Clive Addison! Do you have our special effects demo reel? Yes! I can't believe we're gonna meet him! Oh! Phineas, you're just in time.
Would you please tell this dragon-loving heathen, that the Space Adventure movies are superior to the Stumbleberry Finkbat movies in every way imaginable? Oh, uh Uh We're just Oh Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't realize you were in mourning.
What? Yeah, it also took me awhile to accept the fact that I had no brother any more.
What? They actually think all those silly magic elves movies are better than Space Adventure's epic science-fiction genius! Well, I Stumbleberry Finkbat and the Lost Shadow of Darkling Tower alone, was smarter and more realistic than all the even-numbered Space Adventure movies combined! Yeah, man! You tell him! Realistic? Space Adventure is based on hard scientific fact.
It's like watching a reality show from the distant future.
Affirmative! Yeah! That's correct! Exactly! As it should .
.
a-be.
That fantasy stuff is for kids! It's almost as lame as dressing up as like Ducky Momo or something.
Finkies! Speckies! Thank you for auditioning, but we're looking for something a little more dazzling for the mayor's ball.
No, wait! We can dazzle, we can.
I will now saw The Amazing Platydini in half.
See? See? Platypuses, they're like butter.
Mayor, we got this surveillance photo from the wig and turban supply store.
It's Doof 'n' Puss.
And now Plati-padapbra! Oh, very impressive, Dr.
Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus! Now, it's my turn to make you disappear.
Oh, no! Ninja Vampires! I hate these guys.
Wow, he's good.
I picked the wrong day to stop carrying garlic-scented throwing stars.
Hey Stacy, how's it going? No, I haven't heard from Candace.
What? She told me she was hanging with you today.
Really? She told me the same thing about you.
Anyway, I'm over at the Sci-Fi Fantasy convention with little Suzy.
She's really into the kids stuff.
You know, like Sea-Horsie Hospital, uh You know, lame stuff like Ducky Momo.
Ooh.
Ducky Momo! Uh, Suzy? Wait, Suzy! Aww.
You know you can't run away like that.
Oh, that was close.
Why must it be so hard for a lifelong, closet Ducky Momo fan to go to a Science-Fiction and Fantasy convention, and find cool, rare Ducky Momo collectibles, without anybody discovering her dark, humiliating secret? (Song: Ducky Momo is My Friend) When I was small, the world was such a strange place And that was all until I saw his strange face Quacking in slow-mo Ducky Momo is my friend And since we've met, he's been a friend to count on If I could bet, I'd put the full amount on Never needing to know mo Then Ducky Momo is my friend All the lessons that he's taught me brought me luck Now when life throws eggs, I know how to duck Oh, oh, but now the world just points and laughs at me here The hidden girl who risked so much to be here Showin' my face is a no-no But Ducky Momo's still my friend Ducky Momo is my friend Ducky Momo is my friend ' Finkies! Speckies! Come on, guys.
Aren't you blowing this all out of proportion? No.
Finkies! Speckies! Finkies! Speckies! Come with me, Phineas.
You should meet with the Almordian Council.
They'll straighten you out.
But, what about Ferb? Forget about him, he's nothing to you anymore.
Well, I guess I'm your new brother.
Carry my action figures? We seek counsel with the exalted one.
Baljeet? Baljeet is the only sixteenth level Space Adventure trivia master in the world.
I feel a minor disturbance in the universe.
Almost as if Nope! Now it is gone.
Okay It's Clive Addison! Pay attention! I have unfortunate news to report, master.
Ferb is dressed like an elf! Yeah, and his costume's really cool too.
He spun his own wool, and the headband's made of realâ Oh, for the love of humillian dorphite! We lost Ferb, too? He's not lost.
He's just enjoying another genre.
Never! The line must be drawn here! Right between Phineas and his loved ones.
Oh, come on.
Did you ever consider that fans of Space Adventure wouldâ Speckies! Right, speckies.
have more in common with fans of Stumbleberry Finkbat in theâ Finkies! Maybe Speckies and Finkies have more in common than they do differences.
Oh! Bite this prop tongue from Episode 8! Have you ever tried talking to them? Talk!? Have you met the leader of the Finkies? I'm sure you're wondering why I, Buford, have taken a leadership role in such a geek-centered enterprise.
Well, take a look around! This place is crawling with nerds! I'm like a kid in a candy store! Plus, I relate to the character of Odaf Underhump and his complex emotional inner journey.
I seriously doubt this will work.
Buford is not a man of peace.
Nonsense, I'm sure he'll be reasonable.
Hey! No space bunnies allowed! I am not a bunny rabbit! I am an Almordian Vanksloth.
It's time to end this silly feud, so we can all enjoy Clive Addison's special effects presentation.
Baljeet, you prepared a peace treaty? I did.
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