Hey, Ferb.
Have you seen bolt #473? Okay, it's still here.
Oh, come on, Mom! We're really coming down to the wire on this one.
Mom! Oh, great and magical being who make all things magically vanish before Mom sees them.
Knock it off! Thanks, Vivian.
See you Tuesday for totem pole carving.
Mom! Mom! Quick, Mom, look! Before it disappears! Well, if it isn't the welcoming committee fromâ No time for dry, witty remarks! Must move.
Move, move, move, move, move! Move, move, move, move! Don't you get tired of this? What do you mean? The same old routine every day.
Doesn't it ever getâ Hmm, I don't know boring? You know what? You're right.
I guess it has gotten a little old.
I just get so frustrated.
I always come so close to busting Phineas and Ferb, but it ends the same way every single time.
I look and say there's a massive "thing" Phineas and Ferb built right in front of me, but every time you look, you always say I see it.
There it is.
"I see it.
" Right on you.
Wait, what? Come again? I see it! You mean you see my point? No, Candace.
I see that! You do?! How could I miss it? But I don't understand.
How theâ? Or-or who theâ? Butâ What theâ? Hi, Mom! Check it out! The Flying Car of the Future; Today! Is that my car?! She sees the car, too! The Flying Car of the Future; Today, is still pulling a bit to the right.
Phineas! Ferb! Get down here this instant! Okay, Mom.
Be right down.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
So, what do you think, Mom? Pretty cool, huh? Cool?! This is the most dangerous thing I've ever seen! Don't worry, we were safe.
Ferb invented a new invisible helmet head system.
"When life's never dull, wear a hull for your skull.
" How dare you do all this without permission! But all our building permits are in order.
I mean, my permission.
This morning I asked you if we could modify our car to make it fly.
I was talking about your toy car! How could you possibly think I meant my station wagon?! You are in so much trouble, young man! But we do this sort of thing every day.
What?! See, Mom? I told you.
But you never listened.
But I Mom.
Phineas and Ferb built a rollercoaster! Phineas and Ferb are one-hit wonders? Phineas and Ferb carved my face into Mount Rushmore.
Phineas and Ferb are driving cattle.
Phineas and Ferb built a giant tree house robot.
are promoting a boxing match built a beach in the backyard built a time machine built a ski resort are directing a movie built a haunted house built a giant sundae maker are getting the band back together Phineas and Ferb are in my large intestine! Oh, Candace.
All the times I called you delusional and mocked you to my friends behind your back, all those journals I've filled with an eye towards stand-up comedy but you were telling the truth! I'm so sorry.
You're the best daughter any mother could dream of having.
Finally, you realize that! Well, what's all this yelling about? Oh, my word! That is impressive.
Did you know about this? Well, I I Uh I-I Uh No.
What are you gonna do to them? No TV for a month? Or they have to serve me for a year.
How about confiscating their toolbox? I know! Take away their seats on the city council! You have seats on the city council? We rotate out with the Board of Selectmen.
Well, some punishment may be in order.
But, look.
There's no harm done really.
Hey, look, Ferb.
Here's bolt #473.
I hope that wasn't important.
Well, at least the self-parking works.
I'm sorry, but this is really for your own good.
We need you both to understand that what you've been doing is way too dangerous.
I'd never be able to live with myself if you got hurt.
We were wearing helmets.
Don't worry.
Your boys will be in good hands.
As you can see from our realistically illustrated brochure, the Smile Away Reformatory offers a serene, peaceful environment, in which safety, discipline and responsibility are encouraged.
Your boys will be whipped into shape in no time.
Well, I'll be honest, Ferb.
I didn't see this coming.
Baljeet? What are you doing here? Well, I got kicked out of summer school because my grades were too high.
But then I heard about this place.
Sure, they break you down and strip you of your identity, but, school is school.
Bye, boys.
See you at the end of summer! Yes! I actually busted Phineas and Ferb! This is the happiest moment of my life! Woo-hoo! I'm finally free! (Song: The Good Life) The sun is up The sky is blue I can do whatever I want to Cause there's nothing in my way A new life starts today I used to fret and worry so But now I've never felt so free 'Cause I'm living the good life ('Cause I'm living a good life) It's the life for me Yeah, I'm living the good life, the life's for me Yeah, I'm living the good life, the life's for me That doesn't look like the brochure.
I was too excited to wait.
I shaved last night.
Just call me Bald-jeet.
Get it? "Bald-jeet"? Okay, listen up, maggots! You are here because your parents are worried about you.
Now, the way I see it, the root of all children's problems is unacceptable levels of imagination, fun, creativity, and unbridled enthusiasm! Don't you eyeball me! Our goal at this school is to crush the dangerous elements inside you, and replace them with structure, order, discipline and conformity.
Whatâ? What'cha doin'? Oh, a few simple modifications.
We call it the "Ferris Bed.
" It makes trading off fair, simple and fun, as well as giving easy access to the top bunk.
All at the push of a button.
Pretty cool, huh? You know, this is a very inefficient way to clean a bathroom.
That's the idea! Now, make it shine! And no funky rhythms! I thought it had more of a free-form jazz vibe.
Huh.
Well, you can't please everybody.
Oh! Ow-ow! What did you do? I tripped over Ferb's old toolbox.
Well, do you wanna go horseback riding? What's your hurry? Let's relax for a little while.
You know, with Phineas and Ferb gone, I've had a blast doing things I wanted to do.
But it's strange.
I kind of miss the little guys.
It's as if there was a whole other side to our relationship that I never noticed before.
(Song: Little Brothers) Little brother I remember when you first came home Then came another Little brother of our own Even when you break my toys You will always be my Little brothers 'Cause you're younger We're related and you're boys Even when you're making too much noise You will always be my Little brothers 'Cause you're younger We're related and you're boys Little brothers Little brothers Little brothers Uh, Stace.
You're kind of bumming me out with the song there.
You know, you finally have everything you ever wanted.
Call me when you get over it.
Okay.
Maybe a little TV will take my mind off things.
Today on "The Morty Williams Show," "My Kid Is Bad, and I Want to Blame Others!" We'll go inside the nation's toughest reformatory school, where free-thinking children undergo complete personality re-programming, and have all the creativity and imagination sucked right out of them.
They are forced to think inside the box.
Wait a second.
They didn't belong in a place like that.
I know what I have to do.
Hey, Candace.
Jeremy? How did you get in here? There's a huge gaping hole in the side of your house.
Oh, yeah.
Well, Phineas and Ferb would've usually fixed that by now.
You wanna go horseback riding? Would you stop already with the horses? Jeremy! I know what I'm gonna do today! I'm gonna bust my brothers.
Didn't you already do that? Out! Bust my brothers out! Cool.
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