Hello.
Is this the Johnson residence? I'd like to speak to Jeremy Johnson.
This is Candace Flynn.
Why am I calling, you ask? Because I have a question about our algebra assignment.
Thank you, I'll hold.
Okay, okay, let's see Opening jokes, opening jokes.
Hey there, Jeremy! This is Candace Flynn.
So what do you get when you cross a yak and a martian? Honey, could I interrupt for just a sec? Why, Jeremy Johnson, did you just call me "honey"? No, Candace.
I just want to tell you I'm off to my book club.
I left the phone number on the fridge in case of emergency.
And Candace, honey Yes, Mom? I hope you're not planning on talking to that banana all afternoon.
Ladies and platypuses, introducing the latest party craze to sweep the nation The amazing mariachi tree! I think the lesson here is never drink so much chocolate milk before planning our day's activity.
Bye, guys.
Sorry.
Good work there, though.
There's that smile, Arturo.
Gracias.
Hi, Phineas.
Oh.
Hi, Isabella.
Whatcha do- Are you okay? Yeah.
I just came by to see whatcha do- -ing.
Wow.
That's a bad case of the hiccups you got there.
I know.
They're driving me crazy.
Not to fear, Isabella.
Ferb and I will help you cure your hiccups.
Hey, where's Perry? Good morning, Agent P.
Dr.
Doofenshmirtz is on the move.
We tracked him to these coordinates when we suddenly lost his signal.
We have two scenarios to explain his disappearance.
First, that magical elves have caused Dr.
Doofenshmirtz to vanish to the land of angry corn people.
The second, is that he may be on his secret, hideout-shaped island with the initial "D" carved into it, that satellites found in the exact spot, where he vanished Uh you know what? Uh Forget the magical elves thing.
Way off base with that.
Anyway, on your way, Agent P.
(Song: Perry the Platypus Theme) (Doo be doo be doo ba) (Doo be doo be doo ba) (Doo be doo be doo ba) (Doo be doo be doo ba) Perry! He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action (Doo be doo be doo ba) (Doo be doo be doo ba) He's a furry little flatfoot He'll never flinch from a fray-ay-ay! He's got more that just mad skill He's got a beaver tail and a bill And the women swoon Whenever they hear him say He's Perry! Perry the Platypus! But you can call him Agent P.
Perry! I said you can call him Agent P.
Agent P! Okay, Isabella.
The best way to cure the hiccups is to scare them away.
So what scares you? Hmm.
Well, there was this haunted house at the state fair- that was pretty scary.
That's it! Ferb and I are gonna make you the scariest haunted house ever! Zombies, werewolves, and ghosts, and vampires, and witches! Oh.
Hey, Candace.
Phineas! The only way you're building a haunted house in this backyard is over my dead body.
That's the idea.
Blah! That's it, you little psycho! I'm calling Mom! And I am not using the banana this time! You guys heard that, right? It wasn't just me? Build a haunted house, my foot! They're so busted.
Yes.
Hello.
This is an emergency.
I'd like to speak with Linda Flynn.
To whom am I presently speaking? Uh, Jeremy.
That's whom.
J-J-Jeremy? J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J- Jeremy who? Jeremy Johnson.
My mom's hosting a book club today.
Who is this? We seem to be breaking up.
I-I'm going into a tunnel Sunspots I- No habla español! Doofenshmirtz's hideout-shaped island! Perry the Platypus? Here? How could this be? I'm shocked.
I mean It would have taken a total evil mastermind to have guessed, that you'd track me to this point, find the secret hideout, glide in under the radar and infiltrate through this access vent, make your way over to this crate, activating my automatic arm and leg restraints.
Oh.
Right here? This is the part where I get all sarcastic and pretend you surprise me.
"Oh, Perry the Platypus?!" "How?!" "What the?!" "Who the?!" "Why the?!" "Oh!" Finally ending here, where I finish showing you my brilliant plan.
You see Perry the Platypus, this secret hideout doesn't actually belong to me.
It belonged to my mentor, Professor Destructicon! Kevin, to his friends.
Sadly, he was just captured in the midst of his latest plan To set fire to the sun! Redundant, perhaps.
But, before they locked him away, Kevin asked a favor of me.
To prevent them from discovering his hidden lair and all its secrets, would I please Set fire to the sun! I mean, I was like "Dude, you really got to let that one go, it's- it's a ball of fire! It makes no sense.
" So he asked me instead to simply destroy his hideout, which I will now do, using my new Disintevaporator.
Ahem.
And you, Perry the Platypus, will now be disintevaporated along with it! Okay.
Just breathe and relax.
Let's try this again.
Hi.
Uh Linda Flynn, please.
But if she's too busy, uh then maybe there's someone else who can deliver her a message.
Maybe someone in their teens! Uh Who is this? This is Candace.
Candace Flynn.
And who is this? I'm Suzy.
Jeremy's little sister.
Well, it is such a pleasure to meet you on the-- You called for Jeremy, didn't you? Jeremy? Oh.
No, no, no, no, no.
You say you want your Mom, but you really want Jeremy.
Isn't that right? That's not true.
I'm sorry.
We seem to be breaking up.
Stop crinkling paper! I know that trick! Bye bye.
Wait, wait, wait! It's true.
I want to speak to Jeremy.
I thought so.
Jeremy! Some girl's on the phone for you! But never, ever forget.
I am, and always will be Jeremy's favorite girl.
Got it? Mmm-hmm.
Yes.
I got it, my favorite girl.
Jeremy here.
Jeremy! Candace? Uh Yeah Yeah, it's me.
Hey, you know, your mom's over here for the book club.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I just have this silly question to ask her.
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