I'm mad for you Diane.
Roger's dating already? OMG, I wonder if she's younger than him.
You hold on a second? Lorraine, how's my favorite client? I've been on something of a hot streak at work.
I've tapped into a rich vein of new clients recently divorced moms.
You might say I hit the single-mother lode.
How about that master suite, huh? Maybe if I had someone to share it with.
Lorraine, you are a beautiful woman with a lot to offer.
Should we make an offer? It's a great house, but I'm just gonna be alone.
Diane, you're not gonna be alone.
You're gonna get a loan.
Sodas, snacks poker game's in the basement.
Look, I need more sleep than you, and ever since they cut down that stupid prune tree, the sun has been right in my eyes every morning.
It's not a prune tree.
They pruned the tree.
And I'm not switching places with you, so you should just put your head at the other end of the bed.
Uh, why? So my feet get the pillow? And I'm the dumb one.
Diane, you have got to forget about him.
Roger's Cheyenne's problem now.
- Honey - You know what? You need to talk.
Starbucks for a little go juice? What is up? I need to go into the office.
My dad wants me to close out the monthly.
What? Monthly.
Never mind.
Go on.
I'm stretched a little thin today, so I need you to do the grocery shopping, check in on the kids, and maybe clean up those branches in the front yard.
Done and done.
Is that an expression, or did you really only remember two of the things I said? The second.
I'll leave you a message.
Hello? Phil.
Sorry.
Call back.
I have bad news, Jay.
Joe was thrown out of the gymboree.
Again? What happened? He pushed Mason.
He made him cry.
The teacher said that we cannot go back.
That's ridiculous.
Mason's a big baby.
Everybody there is a big baby.
But Joe plays very rough.
And we know why.
It's the curse.
Not that I'd ever want to discourage you from whispering, but that's not a thing.
There is a mark of the devil in my family.
My great-great grandfather was given the location of an emerald mine in exchange for his soul.
There's, like, paperwork or something that proves this? And they say that the day of his daughter's wedding, a great bird came from the sky and snatched him with his claws and took him far, far away.
You're aware that a remarkable number of your stories end with a family member being carried off by a giant bird.
I only know what I was told, Jay.
I'm just saying after the third time, we might think about moving the party inside.
Okay, maybe it's not the curse, but you know that my family has a very dark side.
My cousin Aurelio is a horse thief.
My Uncle Carlos fixed soccer games.
My aunt Did he teach them to pick the ball up and throw it down the field? 'Cause that's the only way you fix soccer.
Manny escaped it, but I am not sure about Joe.
Gloria, this is about an uptight teacher.
And so what if Joe's a little boisterous? Whatever happened to letting kids be themselves? - Ready.
- Lose the hat.
I guess I'm supposed to see "Sound of Music" in a regular hat.
Nothing against "Sound of Music," but there's a lot of other things we could do this afternoon.
You ever hear of "Death Wish"? Oh, I love "Death Wish.
" Manny, that's the charity where the sick kids go to, like, a concert with Madonna or to the super bowl with Justin Bieber, or they No, no, no, no, no.
It's a movie New York, '70s, Charles Bronson's a firm family man, and he Who's pushed to the limit until one day he decides to fight back.
- You've seen it? - It's called "Death Wish.
" I doubt it ends with him trading banter in an apartment with Marsha Mason.
Hey, fiancé? Hello, my intended.
That one sounds a little murdery.
You are my intended.
Stop it.
Stop it! So, while you're out, I'm gonna review our flower options, and I have to say, so far, I'm partial to Floral and Hardy, but I'm gonna give one last look at Florist Gump.
You love a business with a clever name.
I do.
Guilty.
Can I just say I love how this is going? Mm.
Mitchell and I agreed that I would be in charge of the wedding after the tragic news last week from the Andys.
Uh, not the mountain range.
No.
Our friends Andrew and Andrew they broke up.
The stress of planning a wedding was too much.
They were quibbling about Everything.
I mean, uh, which is why I'm just happy to stay out of his way.
Yeah, I dream big.
Then I winnow down.
Dream big.
Winnow down.
- Dream big.
- Okay, winnow down.
Yep.
Stay out of my way.
Sorry.
Daddy, where's Larry? Oh, well, you know how cats are, sweetie.
They're they're wanderers.
But I haven't seen him in days.
Well, he'll be back, okay? Trust daddy on this.
Okay.
You know, I'm starting to get worried that Larry might not come back.
- Oh, he's definitely dead.
- What?! Yeah, street meat or coyote chow.
We'll wait a couple weeks, and then we'll get a new Larry.
Uh, you're pretty nonchalant about our family pet dying.
And shouldn't we help our daughter process this loss? Yes, we will, and she'll be fine.
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