Hey, honey.
Oh, you're just in time for breakfast.
Ooh, we should probably go light on the food.
Something tells me we're not gonna want to do this on a full stomach.
I can't believe there's such a thing as autopsy camp.
There is no such thing as autopsy camp.
I had to trick Luke 'cause I'm actually taking him to a ballroom-dance class.
He's been resisting, but it's in his blood.
I come from a long line of dancing Dunphys -- a kick line, actually.
Come on, we don't want to be late, like the guy we're gonna see on the table.
Am I right? Of corpse you are.
Hey, mom, can you take me driving? My test is coming up, and I really need to practice.
Oh, honey, I would, but I've got a big closets and blinds union meeting today.
There is no closets and blinds union.
Driving with Alex is torture.
She drives so slowly.
I have to be the only parent who slams on the imaginary gas.
Hey, I'm not doing anything.
I guess I could take her.
Great! I'll go check the tire pressure and the fluid levels! Fun! Can't wait! Be out in a sec! Okay, my rate just went up.
All right, but this buys your time and your silence.
Alex can never know how much I hate driving with her.
Mm, she's in a hurry today.
Oh, that's just step one of her nine-point safety test.
Step two is checking the horn to make sure checking the horn didn't break the horn.
She should never drive.
Forget it! You tricked me! I'm sorry, buddy, but no son of mine's going to High School without at least knowing how to do a proper box step.
Trust me, dancers always get the girls.
Remember the great Kevin Bacon from "Footloose"? More like "Footloser.
" Careful! All right, no more talking.
We're doing this.
You'll thank me someday.
It gets better when you find your signature move! They used to call me "king of the dips"! Why can't we just repurpose some of the stuff from Manny's party last night? We got half a cake left.
The balloons are fine.
It's bad enough that both my sons have to share the same birthday.
At least they deserve their own party.
You think Joe's gonna mind day-old cake? He can't even eat it.
He's got three teeth.
I'll remember that in 20 years when you want cake.
He doesn't even know the party's for him.
He understands more than you think.
Right, Andy? Who, F-Jo here? He is smart as a whip.
When we play peek-a-boo, half the time he's ahead of me.
Not exactly "Clash of the titans.
" Manny, whose coat is that? Amy Martin left it here last night after my party.
I was getting some pretty strong signals from her.
I think she did it on purpose so she'd have an excuse to come back.
Or because she couldn't get out fast enough.
If she was a cartoon, she'd have left her skin here.
What does that mean? That Amy is out of his league.
He always does this and ends up getting hurt.
- You need to talk to him.
- And say what? Tell him to go for girls he stands a chance with.
I overheard him talking to Reuben.
There's some girl that really likes him, but of course Manny's not interested in her.
He's got to go for the head cheerleader.
How do you know that Amy's the head cheerleader? I overheard that, too.
For someone whose favorite words at the movies are, "what did he say?" you overhear pretty good.
Yes, Lily, I-I pinky-promise that we'll be home in time for baby Joe's party.
Mm-hmm.
I am.
I'm touching to the phone.
Yeah, and butterfly kisses.
Okay, okay.
Little girls -- so excitable.
I was wishing they had a gazebo, and then they did! Ever since I was a little boy, I have dreamed -- dreamed of getting married in a place exactly like this.
So, what date were you looking at? March 28th.
That's the anniversary of our first date.
Oh, wait, um, I'm sorry.
Is this price per person? Yes, excluding alcohol, cake, and music.
What's that -- the mennonite package? I think you'll find our prices are competitive.
Well, I'm ready to commit.
Cam, Cam.
I'm sorry.
Can -- can we have a moment, please? Okay, well, let's hope he's not having any last-minute jitters.
You're not having last-minute jitters, are you? No, no, but it's a really large deposit, and I want to make sure that we're absolutely certain about this place.
Well, I'm certain, and we've looked at every possible venue.
And Pepper was by far the least snarky about this one.
That's true.
He doesn't throw the word "adequate" around lightly.
- Okay, okay, it's this place.
- Okay.
But stop being so excited, all right? We might be able to get the price down a little bit.
Okay, okay, poker face, poker face.
- Yeah, now work on your poker voice.
- Poker voice.
So, we do like it.
We're just not sure that we love it.
Yeah, we're not sure we love it.
Oh, that's a relief because someone just called.
- The room is booked.
- What?! No, no, no! Okay, wait, are you playing hardball? Because we're playing hardball, too! We love it! Oh, s-sorry.
A young lady planning a sweet 16 just booked your date.
After that, we don't have another opening for - Two months.
- No.
No, it has to be on our anniversary.
Wait, did Tracy McCoy book this room? Tracy McCoy's a student of mine.
Okay, I may have a plan.
I am not having a wedding/"hunger games"-themed sweet 16 par-- oh, you're tapping your fingers.
You really do have a plan.
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