Oh, my goodness, those hands are cold! At least buy me dinner first! Boom! Tell my wife and kids I love them.
- Oh, my God.
- That's kind of dark, mom.
What? Wait, what's my favourite hospital food? - Ummm.
- Jell-o! Hey buddy.
No, today's still good.
- Good for what? Who's buddy? - Yeah, just head on over to the house.
- Whose house? Who's buddy? - Ok, see you in a couple.
Couple of what? Who's buddy? Kenneth.
- Kenneth? - Kenneth! If I had a son, I'd want him to be like Kenneth Ploufe.
You do have a son.
When we first moved in here, he was the sweet kid who lived next door.
Mm, the weird kid who lived next door, but Phil always had a soft spot for him because Kenneth sort of looked up to him.
I wouldn't say hero.
And yet you did.
Well, you weren't going to.
Claire's always had some issues with Kenneth.
He would stare at me a little too long.
Can you blame him? You used to dress sexy back then.
Hey! Ah! Oh! - Ten years.
Can you believe it? - Mnh-mnh.
I feel like we ended that last hug too soon.
- I-- - Come on again! Oh, wow, that's a lot of hugging.
Oh! She's right.
Why hug when you can - Man-shake.
- Man-shake.
I'm gonna get the coffee.
"Man-shake.
" Are we sure? Roll up the curtain.
- Mm! - Bing! that he competes every Thanksgiving in a pie-eating contest, or that he's 9-time runner-up.
It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without the contest.
Yes it would.
I think I have to tell my punkin chunkin story.
Oh, no, no, you don't have to.
No, I kind of think I have to.
Once, Cam and his friends tried to slingshot a pumpkin across a football field.
Three seconds.
That's all he needs to tell that story.
So the fog was rolling in over the mountains like an ominous blanket as we readied the giant slingshot.
You know, Lorna, the pastor's daughter, she was nervous because like I said, it was after curfew.
She was a goody two-shoe.
Only pastor's daughter I ever met that was.
So we finally launch the pumpkin, and it sails through the air, goalpost to goalpost Past the end zone, into the parking lot, through the open roof of Lorna's dad's car.
I turn to Cody and I say, "now what are the chances of that landing there?" He says, "where?" And I say "The sunroof of a preacher man.
" Wah-wah.
Okay, come on in! Voila! - Ah! - Okay, what are we looking at? My centerpiece for Thanksgiving.
It is wonderful.
You're so talented.
I can't believe that you did this.
Yeah, my juices were really flowing on this one.
I actually shot a making-of video.
Hey, maybe we can watch it later at the party.
Well, yeah, that or football.
Mi amor, I'm so proud of you.
Is there nothing in the world that you can't do? Centerpieces, for starters.
- Shh! - Why do you say everything of his is great, even if it isn't? Because I'm building him up.
That's what parents do.
Too much, if you ask me.
Kids cross the street nowadays, they get a ribbon.
Manny's got plenty of confidence.
He just needs a little reality check every now and then.
And this thing is a horn of ugly.
Shh! My mother used to criticize everything I did.
And look at me now.
I am a jumble of insecurities.
I'm not getting that.
Do not say a word to Manny.
Fine.
But trust me, if you told him the truth, he'd thank you later.
Mm.
Like Claire and Mitch? Did they thank you? - Not yet.
- Mm.
No.
But it's coming.
- Ah! So many memories in this place.
- Yeah.
Do you guys still have, like, every cereal? We have a lot.
Yeah! Of course you do.
Of course you do.
You only have the greatest dad in the world.
So what have you been up to? I haven't seen you since you went off to college.
Oh, you know, actually, that didn't work out so well.
I bounced around for a while.
Ended up washing dishes in New Mexico.
Mm, so without the benefit of a college degree, I guess your options were kind of limited, huh? Ease up.
It's a holiday.
Yeah, it was-- it was tough.
Oh, no.
No, thank you.
- Thank you, though, sweetie.
You're so sweet.
- Oh.
Okay.
- It was tough for a while - Mm-hmm.
But then a roommate and I started our own business.
Oh, was that also in the dish or cleaning industry? No.
No, no, no.
It was actually a small investment company.
Well, small at first.
You know, we rode the tech wave for a while, then expanded into video games, amusement parks, sports arenas.
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