- What are you doing? - Shush.
Shush.
One of the smoke alarms is chirping.
I'm trying to figure out which one it is so I can change the battery.
- Well, if anybody can find it - it's you.
You sound horrible.
Why don't, uh Why don't you go back to bed? 'Cause I've got too much to do.
I've gotta make the ladyfingers for the bake sale and I've gotta go by the gym.
- I left my phone there yesterday.
- I'll do all of that.
We're a team.
When one of us is weak, we lean on the other.
Honey, you don't have to do that stuff.
Honey, with all you do for me including going to the gym four times a week to keep me interested I got this.
Don't you have houses to show today? They canceled.
Oh, pumpkin.
Are you kidding me? It's lucky.
This way I get to stay here and take care of you.
Okay.
- Hey.
- Hey, Mr.
and Mrs.
Dunphy.
Is Haley ready for school? She's on her way down.
Don't get too close to my wife.
Haley told you about that? It was just a dream.
Oh, God.
- Okay, that came from the kitchen.
- I thought it was in here.
Really? Okay, you wait in here and listen for it.
I'm gonna wait in there.
I mean, it's the least I can do after Well, you know.
I'm coming with you.
Boy, I wish Haley would date some other boys.
What's that you say, Mrs.
Robinson? Don't.
I just feel like she owes it to herself to see what else is out there.
The way that Dylan's always hanging around here he's probably going to try to marry her the second she turns 18.
Hey, you never know.
Maybe those two are meant to be together Like we were.
Honey, Haley and Dylan are not us.
No, I think that amount will be fine.
I'm just happy you want Lily.
I think you're going to be very happy with her.
Okay.
Cam, did you just sell our baby? No, but do you remember that agent we met that represents child actors the one who said Lily might have what it takes and gave us his card? - That I threw away.
- That I fished out of the trash.
That was him on the phone.
They're shooting a children's furniture store commercial today and they want Lily.
Look, I threw away that card for a reason.
Come on.
It'll be fun.
And Lily'll be on TV.
And we can put the money in her college account.
No.
Let's just let our daughter have a normal childhood, huh? I think that gay cruise has sailed.
It's just one commercial.
I don't like it.
No.
No.
Oh, what? So that's it? You're the parent with final say? Why is that? - Because you make the money? - It's not about that, and you know it.
I wouldn't expect you to understand us.
You're not theater folk.
And neither are you.
You did Godspell one summer in a barn.
You're barn folk.
Get used to that jealousy, Lily.
Ordinary people just don't understand us.
Dennis to Shipping and Receiving.
Hola, Jack.
Hey, what are you guys doing here? Manny had a doctor's appointment so we're gonna catch lunch with Jay.
- Is he there? - Yeah, he's in back.
- Good day, Jackson.
- Good day, Manuel.
- I see you're still forklifting.
- More like lifting the fork.
Man.
I was gonna say that joke.
I'm sorry, but I gotta have lunch with my wife today.
I know, baby, but I had to marry her so she could stay in the country.
Oh, no.
Where am I gonna find another husband that wears sweatpants to work? - Resort wear.
- Mm-hmm.
Maybe last resort.
I'm glad you guys stopped by for lunch, 'cause you know what? - I gotta work a little late tonight.
- Oh, not tonight.
Did you forget our date? No.
No.
I was kidding.
I had no idea what she was talking about.
Gloria, God love her likes to celebrate every possible milestone in our relationship the day we met our first date which I forgot, so we got in a big fight.
Now we commemorate the big fight.
I thought we could recreate the date.
Do everything that we did the first time.
So romantic.
You know, that's exactly what I was thinking.
Ay, Jack is so nice.
I think he really likes Manny.
What he likes is getting out of work.
- Wait a minute Is that Manny driving? - Is it? Yeah, that's him.
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