Right? Yeah.
Hey, Mom.
Listen to this card Dad got for Grandpa Jay.
"Hip-hip-hip hooray.
Save the extra hip.
You'll need it someday.
" 'Cause he's old.
Mmm.
You're not giving him that.
- Even if he drinks his other gift first? - Nope.
Ladies, do you remember exactly one year ago today when you did not have a gift for your grandfather and it killed him just a little so I suggested you start interviewing all the members of the family for a video tribute? Well, check it and burn.
We totally did that.
Almost.
We just need to finish the editing.
And you should talk.
You haven't even started on your gift yet.
That's because I changed mine.
I thought of a better idea yesterday.
I think I came up with a better idea.
Okay.
My dad has a picture of me and Mitchell when we were kids standing in our old backyard.
We're gonna re-create the picture.
I did the same thing last year for my parents for Christmas.
It went over like gangbusters.
- You remember? - Funny.
Oh, I do.
I do.
- Ohh.
- I do.
Come on, girls.
TV off.
It's your grandfather's birthday.
We gotta start taking this seriously.
Permission to come aboard.
Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey .
My best birthday memory: I'm a teenager and for some reason I drag this boat out on the lake and for hours, I'm just lying there, fishing alone with my thoughts.
Fantastic.
That's all I want this year.
So, that's really going to be your day? You're going fishing? With time out for a gourmet lunch.
Sausage of the Month Club really nailed it in May.
But, honey, no offense.
They almost lost me last month with that chorizo.
Why no offense? It's a sausage.
It's not on our flag.
Lily, what you doing here? Surprise! We were just on our way to get Jay's cake and thought we'd pop by.
Lily was driving me crazy all morning.
I had to get rid of her.
She refuses to get dressed.
- Well, did you try bribing her? - Oh, no.
Of course I did.
I cannot go back in there, Mitchell.
- Why did we ever decide to have a kid? - I don't know.
I don't know.
Come on.
She loves you so much.
Just this morning she was looking at a picture of you and I swear she was trying to say your name.
Really? Ay, I would love to spend more time with her but I have to go to the mall to get Jay's gift for his birthday.
I'm sorry, sweetie.
Gloria's busy.
No, don't cry.
We should go.
- Oh, maybe I can take her with me.
- Okay.
Bag's packed.
Have fun.
Bye, sweetie.
- Hey, Cam.
- Oh, hey, Manny.
- Mom, is Jay still here? - No.
He just left.
Shoot.
Why? What's up, pal? I'm going over to a friend's house where I may have to use this thing.
I only used it once, and that was to take a torte out of the oven.
Okay, well, first, let's loosen this thing up.
- So what's her name? - How'd you know? Well, you're pretending to be something you're not.
Boys do that for girls.
Or really dreamy boys.
Her name's Tara.
We have great chats online.
She's really smart and funny, but she's on a softball team.
Well, nobody's perfect.
Hey, you know what? Why don't we go outside and toss the ball around.
- Okay.
- Wow.
And you know what? I wouldn't worry too much.
She's gonna like you even if sports aren't your thing.
Aren't my thing? I have a tennis racket upstairs I only use as a bubble bath frother.
- Wow.
- How do you put this on? - Excuse me, miss.
- Sorry.
You answered to "miss.
" Hilarious.
Hey.
Glen Whipple my college rival.
Captain of the cheer squad, winner of every robot battle.
Every second I spent with the guy just made me feel worse about myself.
The only thing I could compete with him in was close-up magic.
Ah.
Well, it's great to see you.
Great to see you too.
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